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Shocking! Megan Fox Lookin' Hot @ "Transformers" Paris Premiere

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As we noted yesterday afternoon, Megan Fox & the “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” gang are now officially on the European leg of the worldwide tour. This is all an attempt to stuff this movie down everyone’s throats until they wanna hear more about director/producer Michael Bay’s next mega-project “Transformers 3,” which will probably go into production later this year.

To help market the movie to the highly lucrative horndogg demographic, Megan stood alongside co-star/pimp daddy Shia LaBeouf with her mouth open—at times playing with her tongue & at other times, simply nibbling on her thumb. I’m pretty sure Michael Bay is directing these appearances to maximize revenue in the coming months. The movie hits theaters worldwide on June 24th.

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Anon Imus
Anon Imus

Hey!, I only watch Tranny porn when they're with women.

Does THAT make me gay?

Goliano
Goliano

She doesn't strike me as the kind of actress that will tackle an "ugly" role.

What casting agent worth his/her salary would ever ask her to?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

And a horrible Mother Theresa complex, which outshadows all of that....

Goliano
Goliano

Yeah, there would be somethin' wrong with that! Thanks for sharing your love of trannies so we won't have to assume it.

Anon Imus
Anon Imus

GUYS! She has a fucking Adams Apple!

Pre-Op Transexual for sure. Not that there's anything wrong with that but stop gushing over him already.

BTW "Megan" they can shave that down so it's not so obvious.

MissCaribbean
MissCaribbean

For those men that has anything negative to say about her, either the plastic surgery, bad skin, her make up, tattoos, just remember one thing ,even in her bad days she will look better than any girl you all have or will ever be with. Say whatever you please, she is beautiful regardless.

Rhonda
Rhonda

That was a great movie. She's proof that, makeup-wise, less is more. I read your comment on ACE's guestbook and totally agree that she has amazing bone structure.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Unfortunately, she'll probably learn the hard way that all beauty and no talent & brains only gets you so far. She doesn't strike me as the kind of actress that will tackle an "ugly" role. She seems to vain for that. Angie's lucky to have been blessed with beauty, brains, and talent.

Rhonda
Rhonda

No, but she had the talent to back up that no class.

Rhonda
Rhonda

I think she's been looking retarded lately, especially with her thumb in her mouth. Less retarded, of course, than when she used to walk around with her tongue hanging out.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Say "hot older sister" and I'll forgive you. HaHaHa!!!

majorisback
majorisback

re: thumbs

coughinbreedingcough

maybe her mom should have mixed in a 'soul food weekend' in there somewhere and done the extra cardio. LOL

the kitten
the kitten

why is she always opening her mouth? that dude looks like such a douche too, i dont know why anyone finds him hot

d55
d55

Alexandra:

You nasty, ugly, fat ass bitch. Why dont you go and hit the gym instead of being here? I still remember your cryings, saying, "i have horrible cellulite, and it's all hereditary, people so go easy on mischa barton because she can't help it!" hahaha

You were also the bitch from the other day under the name of "lmao!!!"

You disgusting, ugly, jealoussss whore!

d55
d55

what the fuck are you butting in for as if we're buddies or some shit? You have no pride, no integrity, no self dignity no nothing. I have told you off tons of times but you shamelessly butt in just to get my attention. How fucking sad can a "man" get? The dude is from Broward County.

And tell the ugly, fat ass, cellulite ridden hoe below to to stop being your cheerleader as if something is actually funny...pathetic creatures

moron_
moron_

I agree. Megan has terrible skin and she can get away with it now because she's only 22, but give her another 5 years and she'll definitely look far older. Angie peaked around 30, but Megan's giving all the signs that she's peaking now.

moron_
moron_

Ace, I seriously think you should watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I watched it the other day, and I was really shocked by how beautiful Angie used to be. Angie was 30 during this movie, and I believe she was in her prime, which is also why Brad must have fallen so hard. She wears very light makeup throughout the movie, and her beauty is just breathtaking.

ACE
ACE

Ok, so she'll probably never work at NASA. Intelligence is overrated anyway.

ACE
ACE

Rhonda, I've been very complimentary to Angelina in this post, but she is starting to look more like Megan's hot mom than some Hollywood Hottie. lol

ACE
ACE

I wouldn't say Angelina was classy at 23.

ACE
ACE

Yes, of course it's contrived, because she's playing it up for the cameras. But it works for me. Megan's best performance is always on the red carpet or at these premieres.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Thanks! After this day (FULL OF SCREAMING KIDS), I could use a few drinks. LOL!

FaFaFooey
FaFaFooey

We're all gonna force her into having thumb correction surgery (?) (what is that called - thumboplasty ?). Then she'll have freaky fake looking thumbs (Eeeeek!) and we'll criticize her for that!

My Dick Feels Like Corn
My Dick Feels Like Corn

To all of the stupid motherfuckers who post weak and baseless "She's not hot"- or "She looks like a slut"-type comments on Megan Fox posts here on Bastardly:

You sound more retarded than Corky from Life Goes On getting tossed around inside a clothes dryer. Megan Fox is stunning. Sure, Arnold Schwarzenegger has more acting skills than she does and sure, she has some pretty regrettable tattoos. It doesn't change the fact that she is the sexiest woman on the planet right now.

If you're hating on her, it's because you fall into one of the two following categories:

1) You are a fucking ugly female. When you go outside, the sun ducks behind the clouds, the gnarled tree trunk in the "front yard" of your mobile home park reminds you of what you used to look like during your better days as a teenager, and you couldn't get the mailman to fuck your useless mouth even if you took your fake teeth out to give him extra pleasure.

2) You're the dude pretending to "pound" the aforementioned female with your useless 3 inch dick and you hate your fucking life so much that you are considering "David Carradine-ing" yourself without the "autoeroticism."

Next time, do us all the favor- save the sorry, bullshit reasons Megan Fox isn't hot for the parrot you'll be spending the night with and the warm Pabst you'll be using to drown the sorrows that nobody else gives a damn about.

Goliano
Goliano

Take elevator 3. It has a bar.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Megan tries too hard to be sexy, and it comes off as very contrived. In my opinion, that makes a woman less sexy. There are a few less pretty actresses that are very sexy because it comes very naturally. Eva Mendes is a good example. Not extremely beautiful, but one of the sexiest women around.

Angie doesn't have to try to be sexy. She is and she knows it. ACE must be over his fever because he's back to ragging on her. LOL!

Rhonda
Rhonda

Apparently, she doesn't care that she has no class and she doesn't care that people think she doesn't.

Rhonda
Rhonda

I see Megan going downhill by the time she reaches 30.

Rhonda
Rhonda

I feel like Goli right now. I'm on the verge of meeting my Maker. Please stop!

Rhonda
Rhonda

Unfortunately, she wasn't designed with any intelligence.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

hmm maybe thats what she's lacking thats making me not see her as beautiful. I think right now shes a bit contrived you know with her fingers in her mouth and all the rest!

lalala
lalala

what is with the thumb?!!

ACE
ACE

I never thought Angelina was extremely beautiful, but I always thought she was insanely sexy. I think Megan is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I just wish she had more class and some talent.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Really? I think Angelina in her prime beats Megan hands down. Ang had raw sexuality that wasnt forced in any way. Also i can't say i think Megan is 'beautiful', extremely hot and sexy, yes but not beautiful for me, maybe when she get older she will be.

ACE
ACE

She's still very sexy, though. At least she has talent to fall back on.

I don't think Angie was ever as beautiful or sexy as Megan. Angie may win in every other catergory, but not those two.

ACE
ACE

They should do a movie together. Megan can play a hot hollywood starlet and Angie could play her Mom or Aunt. lol

ACE
ACE

The existence of Megan Fox may prove that there really was intelligent design.

alina
alina

You probably now she has a job nose, lips done and her teeth are done. She has them fuller now. Well si has an ugly thumb like a fat sausage and her skin is not that clean. She has a lots of sun spots and she has lint on her shoulders.she also has acnee. But she has beautiful eyes, and the shape of her face is great. Nice body but with laszy boobs. I am just jealous :)

Alexandra
Alexandra

LOL! Nice call, Goliano. Awww... poor d55. Stupidity has a way of manifesting itself sooner or later, sweetie.

Kristin
Kristin

Stunning. Smoking hot. Extremely edible.

lady x
lady x

pretty. but the tattoo of marilyn is disgusting

i hate her dress and shoes

i think my grandma has a curtain like that. ugh.