Shocking! Megan Fox Lookin' Hot @ "Transformers" Paris Premiere

Hey!, I only watch Tranny porn when they're with women.

Does THAT make me gay?

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She doesn't strike me as the kind of actress that will tackle an "ugly" role.

What casting agent worth his/her salary would ever ask her to?

And a horrible Mother Theresa complex, which outshadows all of that....

Yeah, there would be somethin' wrong with that! Thanks for sharing your love of trannies so we won't have to assume it.

I don't think that she did.

GUYS! She has a fucking Adams Apple!

Pre-Op Transexual for sure. Not that there's anything wrong with that but stop gushing over him already.

BTW "Megan" they can shave that down so it's not so obvious.

sure.

For those men that has anything negative to say about her, either the plastic surgery, bad skin, her make up, tattoos, just remember one thing ,even in her bad days she will look better than any girl you all have or will ever be with. Say whatever you please, she is beautiful regardless.

LMAO

That was a great movie. She's proof that, makeup-wise, less is more. I read your comment on ACE's guestbook and totally agree that she has amazing bone structure.

Unfortunately, she'll probably learn the hard way that all beauty and no talent & brains only gets you so far. She doesn't strike me as the kind of actress that will tackle an "ugly" role. She seems to vain for that. Angie's lucky to have been blessed with beauty, brains, and talent.

No, but she had the talent to back up that no class.

I think she's been looking retarded lately, especially with her thumb in her mouth. Less retarded, of course, than when she used to walk around with her tongue hanging out.

Say "hot older sister" and I'll forgive you. HaHaHa!!!

LOL!

re: thumbs

coughinbreedingcough

maybe her mom should have mixed in a 'soul food weekend' in there somewhere and done the extra cardio. LOL

why is she always opening her mouth? that dude looks like such a douche too, i dont know why anyone finds him hot

Alexandra:

You nasty, ugly, fat ass bitch. Why dont you go and hit the gym instead of being here? I still remember your cryings, saying, "i have horrible cellulite, and it's all hereditary, people so go easy on mischa barton because she can't help it!" hahaha

You were also the bitch from the other day under the name of "lmao!!!"

You disgusting, ugly, jealoussss whore!

what the fuck are you butting in for as if we're buddies or some shit? You have no pride, no integrity, no self dignity no nothing. I have told you off tons of times but you shamelessly butt in just to get my attention. How fucking sad can a "man" get? The dude is from Broward County.

And tell the ugly, fat ass, cellulite ridden hoe below to to stop being your cheerleader as if something is actually funny...pathetic creatures

I agree. Megan has terrible skin and she can get away with it now because she's only 22, but give her another 5 years and she'll definitely look far older. Angie peaked around 30, but Megan's giving all the signs that she's peaking now.

Ace, I seriously think you should watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I watched it the other day, and I was really shocked by how beautiful Angie used to be. Angie was 30 during this movie, and I believe she was in her prime, which is also why Brad must have fallen so hard. She wears very light makeup throughout the movie, and her beauty is just breathtaking.

Ok, so she'll probably never work at NASA. Intelligence is overrated anyway.

They can't all be geniuses...

Rhonda, I've been very complimentary to Angelina in this post, but she is starting to look more like Megan's hot mom than some Hollywood Hottie. lol

I wouldn't say Angelina was classy at 23.

Yes, of course it's contrived, because she's playing it up for the cameras. But it works for me. Megan's best performance is always on the red carpet or at these premieres.

Thanks! After this day (FULL OF SCREAMING KIDS), I could use a few drinks. LOL!

We're all gonna force her into having thumb correction surgery (?) (what is that called - thumboplasty ?). Then she'll have freaky fake looking thumbs (Eeeeek!) and we'll criticize her for that!

To all of the stupid motherfuckers who post weak and baseless "She's not hot"- or "She looks like a slut"-type comments on Megan Fox posts here on Bastardly:

You sound more retarded than Corky from Life Goes On getting tossed around inside a clothes dryer. Megan Fox is stunning. Sure, Arnold Schwarzenegger has more acting skills than she does and sure, she has some pretty regrettable tattoos. It doesn't change the fact that she is the sexiest woman on the planet right now.

If you're hating on her, it's because you fall into one of the two following categories:

1) You are a fucking ugly female. When you go outside, the sun ducks behind the clouds, the gnarled tree trunk in the "front yard" of your mobile home park reminds you of what you used to look like during your better days as a teenager, and you couldn't get the mailman to fuck your useless mouth even if you took your fake teeth out to give him extra pleasure.

2) You're the dude pretending to "pound" the aforementioned female with your useless 3 inch dick and you hate your fucking life so much that you are considering "David Carradine-ing" yourself without the "autoeroticism."

Next time, do us all the favor- save the sorry, bullshit reasons Megan Fox isn't hot for the parrot you'll be spending the night with and the warm Pabst you'll be using to drown the sorrows that nobody else gives a damn about.

Take elevator 3. It has a bar.

lol good one

Megan tries too hard to be sexy, and it comes off as very contrived. In my opinion, that makes a woman less sexy. There are a few less pretty actresses that are very sexy because it comes very naturally. Eva Mendes is a good example. Not extremely beautiful, but one of the sexiest women around.

Angie doesn't have to try to be sexy. She is and she knows it. ACE must be over his fever because he's back to ragging on her. LOL!

Apparently, she doesn't care that she has no class and she doesn't care that people think she doesn't.

I see Megan going downhill by the time she reaches 30.

I feel like Goli right now. I'm on the verge of meeting my Maker. Please stop!

Unfortunately, she wasn't designed with any intelligence.

hmm maybe thats what she's lacking thats making me not see her as beautiful. I think right now shes a bit contrived you know with her fingers in her mouth and all the rest!

what is with the thumb?!!

I never thought Angelina was extremely beautiful, but I always thought she was insanely sexy. I think Megan is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I just wish she had more class and some talent.

Really? I think Angelina in her prime beats Megan hands down. Ang had raw sexuality that wasnt forced in any way. Also i can't say i think Megan is 'beautiful', extremely hot and sexy, yes but not beautiful for me, maybe when she get older she will be.

She's still very sexy, though. At least she has talent to fall back on.

I don't think Angie was ever as beautiful or sexy as Megan. Angie may win in every other catergory, but not those two.

Its a damn shame what happened to angie. Read this:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/06/10/this-used-to-be-angelina-jolie/

She was super beautiful once.

They should do a movie together. Megan can play a hot hollywood starlet and Angie could play her Mom or Aunt. lol

The existence of Megan Fox may prove that there really was intelligent design.

You probably now she has a job nose, lips done and her teeth are done. She has them fuller now. Well si has an ugly thumb like a fat sausage and her skin is not that clean. She has a lots of sun spots and she has lint on her shoulders.she also has acnee. But she has beautiful eyes, and the shape of her face is great. Nice body but with laszy boobs. I am just jealous :)

LOL! Nice call, Goliano. Awww... poor d55. Stupidity has a way of manifesting itself sooner or later, sweetie.

Well said.

Stunning. Smoking hot. Extremely edible.

pretty. but the tattoo of marilyn is disgusting

i hate her dress and shoes

i think my grandma has a curtain like that. ugh.