Bastardly Matchup: Whitney Port vs Her Two Friends!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Whitney Port & Z-List cast members from MTV’s soon-to-be-canned reality show “The City” catwalked their boney asses through the West Village yesterday (with Starbucks beverages in hand, of course) in a desperate search for paparazzi.

Since it’s our ruthless job to blindly scrutinize people, have fun w/ these pics…

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lakers fan in boston
lakers fan in boston

dont even no who whitney whatever is

friend 1 is the hottest

she kinda looks like a lil freak 2 me =D

and she's not looking so bad with what she's wearing

claire
claire

Friend #1 is Roxy Olin

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

From Riannon to Aneesh all spam fuckers.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Nice nipples # 2. Jacko where are all these unregistered spamos coming from, it's disturbing.

TheTruth
TheTruth

more along the lines of just being a Mister!

Some Guy
Some Guy

Friend #2 has a slight resemblance to Leighton Meester.

Angus
Angus

Why is there never a none option?

Danny44
Danny44

They are hoping to that some of that "Hills" magic rubs off onto this crappy show...

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

LOL at Skilligan's comment..

By the way, WTF is Whitney wearing? Floral prints... It's something perhaps a grandmother would wear.

skilligan
skilligan

can i take d) none of them unless they are sharing their money?