Jayde Nicole @ MuchMusic Awards in Toronto

Why 2008 Playboy Playmate of Year Jayde Nicole hasn’t landed a deep-pocketed sugar daddy director/producer/actor/real estate mogul boyfriend as of right now is seriously beyond me.

And, why’s she wasting away her precious youth with dudes like Brody Jenner when she could be tanning her bod on 100-foot yachts in the Mediterranean?! What kind of feminist crack is this chick smoking? Does she not realize that beauty is one of those assets that painfully fades, so she needs to capitalize on her hotness while she still has it.

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Kay
Kay

Agreed.

Danny44
Danny44

I wonder what destroys the porn star first ?? The Meth or the 1000 cocks ??

7713
7713

One word: Disgusting

d55
d55

She looks ugly and scary at the same time...she also looks like a transvestite

Some Guy
Some Guy

She has "respect" tattooed above her cooter. SO trashy.

Furthermore, she's not nearly as attractive in real life as she was in her (obviously Photoshopped-to-hell) pictorial.

Playboy Expert
Playboy Expert

WRONG. Hugh hasn't been running Playboy for at least 20 years -- his 50 year old daughter has been running it.

blah
blah

this girl is like tori spelling, no matter how much work she has done to her,(which by the way, it looks like everything on her body is plastic) she will always be ugly. or at least look like a scary silicone doll.

skilligan
skilligan

i thought the porn look was haggard with 1,000 tattoos and daddy issues, this girl is just overrated, but she isn't porny. . . yet

plulu
plulu

Perhaps it's the lack of variety the porn industry has to offer as far as their "most popular" ladies are concerned. The porn star

"look" has become too cookie cutter...... they all look and act the same. I personally like to see what a woman actually looked like before meth and 1000 cocks.

Teq
Teq

Clearly you haven't seen any porn recently. ;)

wiseblood
wiseblood

This is a Playmate of the Year?

what the fuck is going on over there at Playboy?

I'll tell you.

A guy that is almost 100 is running the show. They need some young blood over there. I would run playboy and get some fucking hot, REAL girls up in there.

fuck this chick. she is too Hustler, NOT playboy.

Moe
Moe

doesn't the porn star quality typically make a chick attractive?

plulu
plulu

She has a porn star quality about her look that makes her unattractive.