Does Megan Fox's Disappointing Toga Foreshadow Something Bad?

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If you go purely on reviews, then you’ll probably never watch “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” but that’s the thing about modern-day action flicks: They aren’t supposed to be great movies.

Regardless, just for cheap giggles, let’s hit a few excerpts from movie reviews floating around:

THE GOOD
Fox’s cleavage is the only camera object that catches Bay’s attention for more than a millisecond. (Chicago Tribune)

Exhilarating or excruciating, depending on your point of view. (LA Times)

It is unapologetic about delivering what it promises. Bigger battles. Massive explosions. Megan Fox looking hot. (Premiere)

The sequence serves no real purpose beyond dazzle for dazzle’s sake, but when you’re watching it, that’s purpose enough. (Entertainment Weekly)

THE BAD/UGLY
This Transformers is a pile of glittering junk. (WSJ)

Dazzles the eye, numbs the mind and may cause deafness in some cases. Did I mention to bring along some Excedrin? (NY Post)

Exhilarating or excruciating, depending on your point of view. (LA Times)

2 1/2 hours of tumescence disguised as a motion picture. (Boston Globe)

CONCLUSION
So yeah, if you love Megan Fox & enjoy larger-than-life action movies w/ no definite plot, this movie is made for you!

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