Does Megan Fox's Disappointing Toga Foreshadow Something Bad?

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If you go purely on reviews, then you’ll probably never watch “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” but that’s the thing about modern-day action flicks: They aren’t supposed to be great movies.

Regardless, just for cheap giggles, let’s hit a few excerpts from movie reviews floating around:

THE GOOD
Fox’s cleavage is the only camera object that catches Bay’s attention for more than a millisecond. (Chicago Tribune)

Exhilarating or excruciating, depending on your point of view. (LA Times)

It is unapologetic about delivering what it promises. Bigger battles. Massive explosions. Megan Fox looking hot. (Premiere)

The sequence serves no real purpose beyond dazzle for dazzle’s sake, but when you’re watching it, that’s purpose enough. (Entertainment Weekly)

THE BAD/UGLY
This Transformers is a pile of glittering junk. (WSJ)

Dazzles the eye, numbs the mind and may cause deafness in some cases. Did I mention to bring along some Excedrin? (NY Post)

Exhilarating or excruciating, depending on your point of view. (LA Times)

2 1/2 hours of tumescence disguised as a motion picture. (Boston Globe)

CONCLUSION
So yeah, if you love Megan Fox & enjoy larger-than-life action movies w/ no definite plot, this movie is made for you!

  • EvilSamurai

    Queen Gorgo was hotter than this broad

  • Anon Imus

    SO I just got around to watching the 1st movie. Am I REALLY supposed to go see this one? Where’s “Duke of Hazard 2”?

  • Sir Percy of Scandia

    newsflash: IT’S TRANSFORMERS! nerds/dorks/losers like myself only want to see the DNA based robots of your boyhoods blow the everything shit out of everything on the screen. its not shia. its not megan. its not oscar worthy storyline. TRANSFORMERS…..EXPLOSIONS…..LOUD NOISES! i don’t care which “actress” is in the movie. i would have much rather them take megan’s check and use the millions to CGI a badass the likes of ASTROTRAIN, shockwave, grimlock, etc into the RISE OF THE FALLEN. one.

  • Mike Litoris

    Plain Jane

  • Boz

    I’m watching the movie this monday…

  • TWICE-A-DAY

    I’m glad everyone agrees with me. This movie was garbage. If i had to chance to get Bay’s movie budget i swear i could have made this epic.

    Anyways, did anyone else get a claps towards the end of the movie and everyone cheering best movie ever?

  • lakers fan in boston

    i just watched it earlier
    i thought it was a pretty good movie
    it was what i expected basically good but not that great
    id recommend watching it if u liked the 1st 1