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Baby & Baby-Momma Matchup: Halle & Nahla vs Ale & Anja vs J. Alba & Honor

Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.com

There are few things life better than a quality three-way, so we figured you guys might dig this matchup.

See more of Alessandra & Anja here & here.

See more of Jessica & Honor here & here.

Below are pics from Halle Berry’s vacation in Miami Beach with baby-daddy Gabriel Aubry. These were snapped earlier today.

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Goliano
Goliano

Then you'd better figure out whatever means 'Ana', in Spanish, if you ever visit Latin America. Else get used to be known as butt cheek. LOL!

Uncertified Bastard
Uncertified Bastard

Hey, bastard, my name is Anja too! That's a Slavic pet form of Ana so shut up.

jennyla
jennyla

well, i pick alessandra ambrosio just because but jessica alba's baby looks so much like cash warren.

the kitten
the kitten

halle and her dude are probably the hottest couple ive ever seen. i would totally have sex with both of them. and their baby is the cutest baby ive ever seen, look her looks like a fuckin angel. shes going to be a beautiful girl. and rich. lucky

L.e.t.í.c.i.a
L.e.t.í.c.i.a

The hottest mother is Alessandra Ambrósio in my opinion, but Halle and Jéssica are gorgeous too.

All the babies are damn cute.

Oh, and Halle's husband is blazing hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boz
Boz

+ Monica Bellucci and her daughter.

Boz
Boz

you guys are gonna be very sorry if Anja grow up and turns into a hot woman...

iambastard
iambastard

Kate Beckinsale and whatever her kids are.

d55
d55

you're Pam, aren't you?

Angus
Angus

Nahla wins hands down everyday all day.

She is the number one baby and she knows it.

LOL

Horsedick.mpeg
Horsedick.mpeg

wow Gabriel Aubrey is fine y'all. That's my Britney Spears expression

Leni
Leni

Definitely Halle and Nahla.

skilligan
skilligan

Halle & Nahla wins in a landslide

Mundo
Mundo

Well I'm not particularly impressed with any of this females, except maybe Halle, but one thing I'd like to know, is where the fuck do they come out with this fucked names, Dammed poor kids. Nalha? that almost sounds like Nalga, which in spanish is Ass cheek. Anja? and Honor? I had sex with Honor...I can just hear that from her man, when she gets her first lay...I know it's still a long time from now, but it will come...

Leni
Leni

ahahhaha

d55
d55

she looks like shit HERE, though cuz she is not made up. I felt the need to clarify that haha...man, i am extra thoughtful today.

d55
d55

oh and Berry's baby will be very good looking...look at those features but her mother looks nothing special...she actually looks like shit.

Goliano
Goliano

Halle and Nahla no matter what the typically biased vote shows.

moron_
moron_

I think it depends on the occurrence of good looking people in both families. If you have two beautiful people who are outliers in their families, then there's a good chance that the child will not be good looking. Both of my parents are good looking, and my siblings and I didn't fall too far from the tree.

Halle's kid already has telltale signs of beauty. Just look at those eyes and that skin color!

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

LOL ill try and find one! Maybe im biased but everyone does say how beautiful she is all the time!

Rhonda
Rhonda

Yeah, you right!

wiseblood
wiseblood

if her baby knew what was best for her own well-being then she would hop on one of those boats that Alba finds all her help on and go back to one of those 3rd world countries.

she'd be WAY better off.

Player
Player

Moe are you that desperate that we now include a mother and child Bastardly matchup. Dude who gives a &^%$, go out and get us some new BLOTD!

moron_
moron_

I really want to see your sister's picture, too!

hula
hula

halle belongs in a whole other category (by herself, and maybe kate)

alba & alessandra don't even deserve to be looked down by halle

Rhonda
Rhonda

I was trying to forget Albatrash was even in the running. She's a pretentious holier-than-thou bitch. Even her daughter knows it. That's why she's always scowling.

d55
d55

She's finally found happiness and loyalty. He is waaayyyy hotter than any of the men she has ever been with and cheated on her...good for her...this is why age gap is nothing but BS.

wiseblood
wiseblood

now that's fucking intense. i want to see a photo...

wiseblood
wiseblood

Rhonda is, as always, the truth and the way.

She didn't say it so I'll say it for her: Jessica Alba is a fucking dirty cunt rag that everyone, even her kid that she doesn't take care of, that she leaves for an illegal immigrant to take care of, should hate.

Dirty, dirty cuntrag that Jessica Alba.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Ah thats sweet Rhonda, but if you saw my sister you'd understand what i mean. Shes like the female version of Michelangelo's david!!!

Rhonda
Rhonda

And, you're a beautiful girl, too, Alina.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Halle & Nahla without a doubt! Halle is one of the hottest women...period. Always has been and always will be. Gabriel is equally as gorgeous. Nahla is a very cute, sweet-looking baby. She's usually always smiling.

I agree with everything Alina, Wiseblood, and Moron said.

wiseblood
wiseblood

typo...divine...you get the picture...

wiseblood
wiseblood

and you are fucking devine yourself...

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Thats not always true. My sister is gorgeous and so are my parents.

wiseblood
wiseblood

i don't know. i have this theory that ugly people have the best looking kids and beautiful people get cosmic revenge by having super ugly kids.

this kid might be in trouble...

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

i know, makes me sick with envy!!!

Meazy
Meazy

Now Halle has a BEAUTIFUL baby. That lady is adorable. Anja is a goulie, and Honor's father screwed her genes up, just like Rumor Willis.

moron_
moron_

Yep! Halle and her man have amazing bodies and beautiful faces to match. Damn, this child is going to be a goddess one day.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

There's no competition. Halle and Nahla all the way.

wiseblood
wiseblood

who the fuck is voting for jessica cuntrag alba?

give me a break folks.

halle berry is a fucking goddess. jessica alba should lick halle's dirty ass after she has taken a dump.

wiseblood
wiseblood

is this for real?

Halle will always win. You know why?

1) she is fucking HOT. even at 40.

2) she is not a fucking dirty cunt rag like Jessica Alba.

Halle Berry fucking rules. So fucking gorgeous.