BREAKING!! Bastardly.com Commits Suicide. Moejackson.com Born!

This image is here purely to get your attention. It worked, right?

Committing Internet suicide was kinda cool, to tell you the truth.

Thanks to one’s reincarnation abilities on the Internet, we’ve chosen to go with Moejackson.com as the new body that will house all the useless content your heart can ever desire.

At this point I would go into various reasons behind the change, but taking into consideration the extremely short attention span of the typical Bastardly reader, you’ve already stopped reading and are currently searching for bikini pics. We recommend this post as our personal favorite (Jackson would agree).

In closing, Bastardly’s name might have changed, but the Bastardly state of mind is stronger than ever (whatever that means). Stay tuned for some of the greatest content that you can also find on thousands & thousands of other gossip sites (minus the patented Bastardly touch, of course)!

Once again, thank you for wasting your precious time with us.

UPDATE: Our First “WTF?” E-Mail! Aaaw!

Subject: Dude…

What is the deal with this moejackson nonsense?

the bastardly is a GREAT fucking name for this site.

please change it back. for real man.


131 comments
FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

..but I still feel like a cheaper less glam version of my former self posting here.

Freep
Freep

i love all the outrage but can you believe it, life went on you bastards!

Martino
Martino

So you changed the name to make advertising more attractive, yet if I click on the advertise tab at the top of the page, it says advertise on bastardly. Surely that's a major flaw in the plan?

Disko
Disko

I dont understand why if everybody hates the name they dont do anything about it, besides, what about the t-shirts!?

Mundo
Mundo

Moejackson is born!!!!Damned...I guess it's too late for an abortion then..well the name Bastardly is what attracted me to this site..I know it's only fitting that your names should be included in the naming of this site..but it just doesn't sound good..oh well that's just my humble opinion...

Boz
Boz

changing bastardly into moejackson is like the worst idea ever to happen...

why dont you change it into moejacksonperez.com?

fuckingpissed
fuckingpissed

Fucking change it back to the Bastardly, bitch.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

"At this point I would go into various reasons behind the change, but taking into consideration the extremely short attention span of the typical Bastardly reader"

just OOC for the people who have been around more, can we get an explination?

wow, ive been staying away cause i couldnt deal with arguing about michael Jackson anymore... for WHATEVER reason....

but i come back like and THIS has happened?

hey its all good, u know, but im actually curious to the reason WHY...

AND...

just OOC...

are there ANY Bastardly t-shirts left?

i kept putting off buying one, i would like to now, as a collectors item.

i need a 2xl for me and id take a tank top for the girlfriend as well.

seriously, if you guys have any left, let me know. please.

and, id love to hear about the various reasons, if they havent been mentioned yet....

Goliano
Goliano

Give it up, Moe. The 700 Club with Pat Robertson will not advertise here no matter what you call yourselves.

Goliano
Goliano

If you're not gay, there is.

d_jologs
d_jologs

good idea mike! anyone up for bastardly stickers?

d_jologs
d_jologs

yeah I just got my free t-shirt the other day and now they change names

d_jologs
d_jologs

Moe, Jackson, can I have the rights to the bastardly.com name? Hahaha

ACE
ACE

I never liked the name "bastardly" because some people thought it gave them permission to act like an asshole.

Good luck with the new name, moe and jackson. Great site.

Name Change Bad
Name Change Bad

Do you guys think that Procter & Gamble is suddenly going to advertise on this site? Just accept the ads for 'twat cream' and 'edible diet panties' and change the name back to Bastardly, you bastards. (Or, perhaps, drunkncunty.com?)

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Whichever Doom can answer the secret question: Who was Doom's opponent during the Elections...or rather...what was her name & occupation?

Dr._Victor_von_Doom
Dr._Victor_von_Doom

Insipid Worm !! Malfunctioning DOOMBOT !! The one and only capital of Latveria is DOOMSTADT !

About the name change: DOOM IS NOT PLEASED AND DOOM HAS SPOKEN

iambastard
iambastard

This is just like youtube and their ugly-ass new channels. Nobody likes this shit but it still stays.

plulu
plulu

That is friggin hilarious. Actually, knowing that story, I don't feel as bummed about "moejackson". Thanks :)

jamieson
jamieson

i had to log back in to comment on this shit, moe jackson sounds like some sort of tribute page to michael jackson made by a spotty teenager.

Bastardly.com R.I.P - who's coming to the memorial ?

skilligan
skilligan

rabble. . . . .this is not what we want, there must be an advertising reason or something, money talks

balls of doom
balls of doom

DOOM WAS GOING TO NAME BASTARDY CAPITAL OF LATVERIA!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

Rhonda
Rhonda

ROFLMFAO!

Maybe it is the perfect name for the site after all? LOL!

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

ahahahahaha i know how funny!!!!

also this quote:

so he reads something written by Moe. "Everything I have in life, I owe to Moe Jackson. I'm not gay, but Moe was a very sexy man. We used to call him 'Moe Bitches.' I once saw Moe in his underwear, and it changed my life. I wish I had a father like Moe Jackson, Moe Jackson paid my rent over fifty times'

Well hhe died of pripism - a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. The name comes from the Greek god Priapus, referring to the myth that he was punished by the other gods for attempting to rape a goddess, by being given a huge, but useless, set of wooden genitals.

Im literally laughing out loudhere. Too too funny!

Rhonda
Rhonda

I just Wiki'd it. Moe Jackson died of erectile dysfunction.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Was he a jazz musician?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

ohh damm forgot to add the most important part to all my above post, please consider the next line to apply to all of them;

RABBLE...RABBLE...RABBLE

Alice123
Alice123

This site will have more hits from this change especially after the Michael Jackson's death (RIP)

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Did you know that Moe Jackson is a character in 'The Boondocks'?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

bah...more epic fail besides the domain name change. The comments dont accept ASCII code text input.

the above post by me, the "?" is supposed of been what you get when you do [ALT]-12 (AKA the female symbol)

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Here you go, symbol provided;

?

to reflect the sites change to pussiness

wiseblood
wiseblood

definite Epic fail.

i bet people will leave this site and never come around.

who wants to go to a site called moejackson.com? it sounds like the leader of a really bad R&B cover band. fuck that. it's LAME.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I know that my lone concerns are trivial to you guys, but responding to me with sarcasm sure seems like a defensive mechanism.

Feeling defensive, about something?

Well not to worry, you have all sorts of support in the back area, from the kind of users I guess you really want to retain....

http://forum.bastardly.com/discussion/4974/mj-rocks/#Item_0

:(

wiseblood
wiseblood

ads suck. i NEVER click them. fuck ads.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

lol

yeah i click them, only on here though.

wiseblood
wiseblood

okay fine. but there are other ways to generate the revenue.

three words for all you firefox users: AD BLOCK PLUS.

get it now. fuck the ads. corporate bull shit sucks a dick.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

They get a bit of revenue from the ads, I believe.

wiseblood
wiseblood

you really click ads? i hate ads. i won't go near them. i want to find things on my own. i don't want people shoving things down my throat unless it is in the shape of a peach and attached to a woman's pelvis.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Isn't that where they get most of their revenue? So technically they couldn't survive without it. I click the ads sometimes and sometimes they pop up.