This image is here purely to get your attention. It worked, right?
Committing Internet suicide was kinda cool, to tell you the truth.
Thanks to one’s reincarnation abilities on the Internet, we’ve chosen to go with Moejackson.com as the new body that will house all the useless content your heart can ever desire.
At this point I would go into various reasons behind the change, but taking into consideration the extremely short attention span of the typical Bastardly reader, you’ve already stopped reading and are currently searching for bikini pics. We recommend this post as our personal favorite (Jackson would agree).
In closing, Bastardly’s name might have changed, but the Bastardly state of mind is stronger than ever (whatever that means). Stay tuned for some of the greatest content that you can also find on thousands & thousands of other gossip sites (minus the patented Bastardly touch, of course)!
Once again, thank you for wasting your precious time with us.
UPDATE: Our First “WTF?” E-Mail! Aaaw!
What is the deal with this moejackson nonsense?
the bastardly is a GREAT fucking name for this site.
please change it back. for real man.