I Want This Job: Andy Golub Paints On Naked Chicks! OW!

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Andy Golub is seriously living the life. Earlier this afternoon the dude was out in Times-fucking-Square doing one his kickass art pieces which involves painting nude bodies of five chicks. He claims they are all legal and since nearby police didn’t stop him (they were all men), we’re assuming Andy’s telling the truth. Major props to our horndogg-driven legal system!

Anyway, with the God awful global financial crisis making it difficult for chicks to find jobs, it’s nice to see that the art industry is hiring.

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20 comments
Anon Imus
Anon Imus

Wow I think I may know the 2nd from the left.

Almost got me arrest, Don't ask /=

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

Can I lick the paint off of the 2nd Chick from the left?

joey
joey

The painting is definitely amateur and fifth rate. Same thing goes for the girls.

Boz
Boz

how about painting VS' models?

Moe
Moe

dude, you can't compare this to Sports Illustrated or Playboy.

This guy is just another type of artist...

Meander
Meander

Plain girls, and simply the ugliest body painting I have ever seen.

nicole
nicole

I think these girls are pretty. This is what real girls look like. Not models.

tool
tool

If I was a cop I wouldn't stop him either.

miley virus
miley virus

girls who stick their tongues out are sexy

Mundo
Mundo

Legal my ass..those are just fucking kids....ugly one's too...I wonder how much they got payed for that? That guy can paint my dick and I won't even charge him...

hula
hula

haha from this evidence it looks like the worst job, these girls are ew

Angus
Angus

These are the most busted ass chicks I have ever seen.

Damn...

"Thank you affirmative action" lol

TORO
TORO

Great Job!....now we need a better model casting person!!...because these fucking models are fucking UGLY!

skilligan
skilligan

i think i will apply to that, i saw the job on monster.com and now that i see it i may be able to do it