Simon Cowell gets a Lap Dance by a Mystery Hottie in St. Tropez!

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These were snapped just last night as he was spotted partying at club VIP in Saint Tropez, France with a mystery hottie. He appears to be a bit startled when he sees his picture being taken, but I’m sure in reality he could care less what anyone thinks. He gets paid to be a bastard, so this only adds to cache. Bastard!

Anyway, as most of you probably heard, Simon Cowell’s reportedly being offered between $100 to $144 million by Fox to stay on as one of the judges of “American Idol,” so it wouldn’t surprise me if he walks around thinking he has a 12-foot long penis. Wouldn’t we all?! With an annual income close to 100 million pounds per year, houses all over the globe (purchased a new $22mil pad in Beverly Hills earlier this year in May), it’s only fitting that Simon Cowell is allowed to have a new hottie every couple weeks. Why the fuck not?!

Also, while we’re on the topic of contracts & annual salaries: Ryan Seacrest is the new $45-million man! He’s reportedly going to rake in $15mil per year over three years. I thought we were in a fucking financial crisis?!
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d55
d55

isn't the word "introspection" a little too big for someone whose IQ is 2 digit? Go, try to talk to girls in real life, desperate fuck.

ah really
ah really

Could it be the 100 kg of fat they lack?

Boz
Boz

he's my fave Idol's judge..

the other 2 are just plain.

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

simon simon you can do so much better with all the hot young thing out there who would do "anything" for a chance at a record deal this is what you get..

although she could have just walked up and sat in his lap..

miley virus
miley virus

maybe true but most of those singers really do suck

ACE
ACE

I wouldn't say gay, but they seem more feminine.

Anon Imus
Anon Imus

So where's the photos of him getting the lap dance from the hottie cause these ain't them.

I can tell the the arms and the back fat, and the nose to some extent she not a hottie.

Angus
Angus

I like his ex.

She is cute and she seems nice.

He should just marry her already and have some kids.

Goliano
Goliano

I see you've been doing a lot of introspection here, lately. Good for you, there may be hope after all.

Glimmer
Glimmer

or it makes you the villian in a movie/tv show. ;)

d55
d55

he is ugly; he is rude; he is just trying to be different by being an asshole because the reality is if he were just being himself, no one would have given a fuck about him...the dude suffers from inferior complex so he tries to compensate for it by appearing confident but he overdoes...fucking douchebag.

joey
joey

The reason Simon Cowell looks so uncomfortable is because he is gay.

Dr._Victor_von_Doom
Dr._Victor_von_Doom

Hottie? What hottie? I don't see anything...

Um.. I am missing something here? How the fuck do we know this slut is a "hottie"? She could be a nasty, sloppy whore like Danielle Lloyd or some equally oily Euro-slut. All we see is hella back fat and sloppy arms. No face, no ass, no tits, no legs.. therefore this post is BULLSHIT.

My other question: what the fuck is up with Simon's hair? He's got a fucking ass-crack for a hairline with that aborted flat-top he tries (and fails) to rock. Only because he has more money and power than God in Hollywood, does anyone fail to state the obvious.

He looks like a fucking over-aged douchebag.

DOOM HAS FUCKING SPOKEN!!

Masha the crusher
Masha the crusher

he is a man after all....a free one....why not as well enjoy a lap dance...good 4 u Simon

McPerv
McPerv

Yep, most English and other European men just seem gay.

BTW, Simon likes to date porn stars.

Razza
Razza

Simon Cowell is gay but in the closet.

Some Guy
Some Guy

I'm jealous of his money and position in the recording industry.

I'm NOT jealous of his bloated face and man boobs.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Yes, because an English or Irish accent automatically makes you gay.

GTFO.

plulu
plulu

He looks bored out of his mind.

TheTruth
TheTruth

He sits at table next to three other idiots judging people by day and has hot women fall on lap by night. Sounds about right.

TORO
TORO

mmm it most be the english accent...

Big Papi
Big Papi

she looks good enough for the girlfriend experience...

skilligan
skilligan

good ass job simon, i am proud of him

TORO
TORO

WTF...i thought he was gay!!...is he Bi-sexual??

miley virus
miley virus

did he get the bill clinton special rate?

Moe
Moe

i know!! fucker!

Beach Bum
Beach Bum

When you're rich like him, you don't even have to pay for the dance.