“G.I. Joe” Tokyo Premiere: Sienna Miller Rocks Disco Outfit; Rachel Nichols Covers Up!

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The people responsible for styling these two women should seriously be fired. I know that’s a bad thing to wish upon anybody in these difficult times, but anyone who finds this remotely hot is smoking crack.

These are two extremely beautiful women are pretty much doing their best to look as unappetizing as possible. Then again, maybe Japanese men like their white women dressed like this—who knows?

Here are more pics of the fashion bloodbath that took place earlier today on the red carpet in Tokyo.

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jennyla
jennyla

I like rachel better love her eyes, sienna looks like an nnoying monkey turd and that asian reporter in the back is so cute.

MrNichols
MrNichols

goddam!!! black gstring for rachel,page2 last pic..gtg,rachel making me hot!

keke
keke

shoot lets talk about d guys cuz d ladies luk lyke shit except racheal........lets talk about channing looking god sexy

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Rachel's back is almost as sexy as her front. I wish it could have been more revealing but maybe she had to tone it down to a PG rating.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

I do like her face in these shots. Or maybe it's just because I had to concentrate on her face to avoid being blinded by the suit.

boozedupbilly
boozedupbilly

I never knew how tight Sienna Miller's body was, me likes.

The Devil
The Devil

So I guess Sienna's doing her tribute to Michael Jackson's "I Wanna Rock With You" video.

Leni
Leni

Sienna's face is stunning, gorgeous smile and adorable freckles, but her fashion sense sucks.

Man-Spider
Man-Spider

Seriously man, all she needs is the crazy shades and she's ready to

join the Royal Rumble with Yokozuna, Ultimate Warrior and Jake The Snake Roberts.

Man-Spider
Man-Spider

When looking at Sienna here, I think of Macho Man Randy Savage. Dunno why.

Mundo
Mundo

Yeah Rachel is much better, if would have help if the dress was a little tighter, to show more curves..and yeah a slit on the side.

iambastard
iambastard

Hot damn, Rachel looks stunning. Wow!

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Apart from the shoes, i LOVE sienna's outfit. It's fun. I like it when people have fun with fashion.

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

sienna is this a premiere or 70's saturday dress up..

Rachel is boring.. backless is good but they should have at the very least put a slit to the hip in that dress and put her hair down..

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Yeah I see that, she also a bit of looks like Chelsea Handler in these shots too.

skilligan
skilligan

rachel still wins again, sienna must have quit because she keeps losing out

Some Guy
Some Guy

What the fuck, Sienna? Seriously: WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Rachel, meanwhile, looks fantastic. Great eyes.

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

Rachel looks fucking sexy in that dress. Sienna's outfit is interesting to say the least, but she's still hot, as well. Damn, I'd love to fuck the both of them. They both look like they know how to suck a dick!

Peccavi
Peccavi

WOW, Rachel looks so fucking sexy! Damn. And thanx Moe, for balancing out the ratio there.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Rachel looks ravishing in red while Sienna looks Gawd awful.

TORO
TORO

That's one ugly stupid outfit!....damn!

CARCAR
CARCAR

sienna looks like a fuck tard. rachel looks gorgeous nice back

plulu
plulu

Sienna reminds me of Rod Stewart in these pics.