Lady Gaga: German FHM Magazine, August, 2009

Seeing how Lady GaGa’s ass is her #1 asset, I’m shocked how this shoot only had a single photo that can be considered an ass-shot—and that was just an ass profile shot!

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146 comments
Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Once again, I must state, "arguing on the internet is like running a foot race in the Special Olympics...even if you win, your still retarded."

But seriously, I agree with Caitie Harmful 110%. Lady Shitbag and the people who like her, typify what's wrong with society today. Like soda pop that tastes great but rots your teeth or fast food burgers that you crave but gives you colon cancer. This cunt/cock(?) and her followers are a downgrade in the evolution of the human species. Just because it's popular, doesn't make it good! It just shows that the public are a bunch of mouth-breathing twits that buy into what ever is marketed to them.

ohmygod
ohmygod

U SAID IT SMILEY!

THERE!

ohmygod
ohmygod

i meant to say:

u said it smiley!

Goliano
Goliano

LOL @ the unreadable boxes and sPam's trademarked babbling... whatever it says.

ohmygod
ohmygod

lol the boxes r so thin that my comment vanished there above!

ohmygod
ohmygod

lol i was gonna hit the reply button but the boxes r so thin i accidentally pressed on ur top ten sign!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

That didn't even make any sense. What kind fo comeback is that?

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

yeah, kinda like ur tendency to gain weight.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

are you legally retarded? i'm just wondering. and u don't have to hate on me cuz my vocab exceeds urs... really. i don't even need to use those references... i have my mind, which is more than enough. especially with conversing with someone of such weak mental acuity as urself.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

it took you this much time to write me back? damn son. and just bc something is public doesn't mean it's ur business, i wasn't addressing you dumbass. and ur the dim wit since you seem to have absolutely no social cues. fuckin faggot. written as plain as day? yeah in ur retard language. if u want to say something, say it straight up instead of trying to make urself feel smarter... it's not working. ur stupidity is as ostensible as ur insecurity. douchebag.

Goliano
Goliano

Read into? It's written as plain as day, stupid. You have time to live in a thesaurus, but none to comprehend what you're reading. You just defined your intelligence level, Einstein.

Goliano
Goliano

Wassamatta, was Thesaurus.com working on their servers? Your mask has more holes in it than a wheel of Swiss. Drop the charade and just ask Moe to ban you now for you really crack up.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

yo, why are you so obsessed with what i write and how i articulate? lol ur so sophomoric. don't you have anything better to do, like getting on the treadmill, joining jenny craig, having pity parties or all of the above?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Wow. How quickly your vocabulary changed when angered.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

lmfao! i don't have time to read into ur bullshit. but i guess that's the only way u could ever feel even remotely intelligent. ur not on my level.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

listen u asinine twit very carefully..... EAT A DICK. can u comprehend that darling? is it clear now? it must suck to get schooled by an eighteen year old. how old are you? practically senile, am i correct?

Goliano
Goliano

Also, when I said "When you wanna talk in private, use the PM function" I was referring you telling me to mind my own business. If it's in public, it is my business. So, don't flatter yourself by thinking I wanna talk to you behind closed doors. LOL! Talk about fucked up reading comprehension. No wonder you're always in a thesaurus.

Goliano
Goliano

It's amazing how easy u are to fluster, sPam. Game, set, match, bitch. And stay the fuck off my g/b giving stalkerish compliments and displaying your trademark paranoia. You're too easy.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

if you didn't want to talk to me then why the fuck did u reply to my comment?! honestly, stfu. and i have no interest in doing so... i don't want anything to do with you. or ur gay ass crew. so go back to fantasizing about chicks you'd never get to smash or work on ur swag. either of the two. or both if ur feeling ambitious.

Goliano
Goliano

When you wanna talk in private, use the PM function, otherwise expect me to talk in, over, and around alla your pretentious bullshit whenever the mood hits. Fuckin' chavalla. Look it up, Roget.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

lol no. it's not my life mission to be a bastardly legend. lmao i have greater aspirations than that. i've already won my little cunt rag. mind ur own fucking business. i was replying to schammakid. us cyber-g's cannot compare to how pathetically farcical you are. really. i could piss myself.

Goliano
Goliano

What the hell are you gonna do? Comment her to death? You cyber-G's are a fuckin' laugh-riot... the only riot you'll ever come close to, IT!

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

yeah for real... i was being diplomatic until someone attacked me. fuckin skank. i'm not one to be messed with.

Muffin
Muffin

I love your comments :)

SchmaddaKid
SchmaddaKid

I see now. This is how to get into the top ten most postings list. Just start a 9 HOUR war blasting each others point of view. How mature.

WeakForEmily
WeakForEmily

This thread reminds me a bit of World War I with Lady Gaga playing the role of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.

Scorpio N
Scorpio N

I bet your parents must be proud of you, Rhonda, you've just proven yourself to be THE biggest pathetic psycho joke on this thread, you stinky whore!

Take your tainted crotch elsewhere.

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

To think this girly throwdown started over GaGa..

ROFLMFAO!!

Scorpio N
Scorpio N

excuse me: THAT BEAST'S HEAD SPLATT ON A PLATTER!

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

i'm not into pop quizzes. please tell me u don't live here... i don't want your vile aura infesting my city.

Scorpio N
Scorpio N

lol you would have that beast's head on a pladder!!!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I know more than you could ever imagine, doll.

Pop quiz: What female rap group is named after a roadway?

Scorpio N
Scorpio N

I take IT that IT would be YOU?

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

please u know nothing of nyc. and i like it better that way. u don't deserve to know anything about the greatest city in the world. go fuck urself sweetcheeks cuz nobody is gonna want to fuck you for a very long time... and by long time i mean an eternity.

Scorpio N
Scorpio N

I wonder if their association with ALL PEOPLE in real life ends up where the other person threatens to kill them ? lol

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I know and I'm laughing hysterically. You're kidding, right? I'll bring DMS, bitch.