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Mischa Barton’s Legs Aren’t Exactly Livin’ “The Beautiful Life”

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Ashton Kutcher (producer of the new “The Beautiful Life” show on CW) better get on Mischa Barton’s ass to start starving herself while hitting the gym for 6-8 hours a day (where she spends at least 3 hours working on her legs). The competition on that other show calls for it, damn it!

OPTIONS, OPTIONS, OPTIONS!
Mischa should either hit the gym or fan the flames of capitalism by jumping on a direct flight to China from JFK to bag one of those state-of-the-art leg transplants (you know, the surgery where they transplant skinny legs off a helpless Chinese factory worker onto a plump westerner). With shapeless legs like Mischa’s I just can’t see the new show making it past the first season…

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16 comments
ladylazarus
ladylazarus

i feel bad for her... she's crumbling under the pressures of hollywood. but i just don't feel like she puts any effort into her body... there is no way she works out. her diet is probably shit as well. she just looks disproportionate, very small breasts and upper body and thick ass, stumpy legs. i can't really comprehend how a woman who is 5'9" tall can have legs that squat. i'm three inches shorter and i look long-limbed compared to her.

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

she's still doable but the kim k rule applies now..

Mischa find a sugar daddy and go away and get right..

concubine
concubine

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That guy has enough of her trainwreck shit. Prepare to die.

alphamega
alphamega

I dont know when it happened but this chick is a complete and utter train wreck. Let this be a lesson to the future bastardly superstars of the world. I'm talking to you Taylor Momsen and you Leighton.

McPerv
McPerv

Overrated. This one is all about the face, and frankly, her face isn't all that. And her ass is an abomination.

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

She has great nipples, I think its one of her best attributes.

miley virus
miley virus

i used to like her but i heard she worships Satan

skilligan
skilligan

she looks better then i remember though, she just needs to get a regular job though, she can't deal with the pressure

Moe
Moe

starving never hurts!!

sandra
sandra

She looks better then she useally does, she looks better in darker hair.

But yes, her legs are very boring, she needs to hit the gym, but not starve herself!

HeavyToka
HeavyToka

She is not aging well at all