Mischa Barton’s Legs Aren’t Exactly Livin’ “The Beautiful Life”

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Ashton Kutcher (producer of the new “The Beautiful Life” show on CW) better get on Mischa Barton’s ass to start starving herself while hitting the gym for 6-8 hours a day (where she spends at least 3 hours working on her legs). The competition on that other show calls for it, damn it!

OPTIONS, OPTIONS, OPTIONS!
Mischa should either hit the gym or fan the flames of capitalism by jumping on a direct flight to China from JFK to bag one of those state-of-the-art leg transplants (you know, the surgery where they transplant skinny legs off a helpless Chinese factory worker onto a plump westerner). With shapeless legs like Mischa’s I just can’t see the new show making it past the first season…

  • jennyla

    nasty

  • concubine

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    That guy has enough of her trainwreck shit. Prepare to die.

  • azezeal

    ROFL!

  • Mike Litoris

    Time ain’t on her side.

  • Eto Demerzel

    she’s still doable but the kim k rule applies now..

    Mischa find a sugar daddy and go away and get right..

  • ladylazarus

    i feel bad for her… she’s crumbling under the pressures of hollywood. but i just don’t feel like she puts any effort into her body… there is no way she works out. her diet is probably shit as well. she just looks disproportionate, very small breasts and upper body and thick ass, stumpy legs. i can’t really comprehend how a woman who is 5’9″ tall can have legs that squat. i’m three inches shorter and i look long-limbed compared to her.