Mischa Barton’s Legs Aren’t Exactly Livin’ “The Beautiful Life”

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Ashton Kutcher (producer of the new “The Beautiful Life” show on CW) better get on Mischa Barton’s ass to start starving herself while hitting the gym for 6-8 hours a day (where she spends at least 3 hours working on her legs). The competition on that other show calls for it, damn it!

Mischa should either hit the gym or fan the flames of capitalism by jumping on a direct flight to China from JFK to bag one of those state-of-the-art leg transplants (you know, the surgery where they transplant skinny legs off a helpless Chinese factory worker onto a plump westerner). With shapeless legs like Mischa’s I just can’t see the new show making it past the first season…