Katy Perry Performing in Melbourne, Australia

Katy Perrt claims that her boobs were a gift from God. Yeah, she says she prayed every night for big boobs and she was granted them.

“I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet. Eventually that request was granted.”

Also, she claims to jumprope before each show to make sure that her boobs won’t fall out of whatever she’s wearing.

“I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won’t have a wardrobe malfunction. Don’t want those boulders doing a show of their own.”

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Barely Sane
Barely Sane

What the fuck is she wearing? Very nice rack though!

salar
salar

??? ????:????? ?????? ?????.????? ??? ????????

Goliano
Goliano

I'll look for your comment when she comes out wearing a diaper, bonnet and high-heeled booties.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Of course, she's wearing a petticoat. It's cute & quirky. Just like her.

Goliano
Goliano

I'd prefer she go commando like Naomi instead of wear a fuckin' PETTICOAT!?? WTF!! A damn PETTICOAT, Katy???

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

the #2 titty girl still "singing"..

KP its time to embrace your true calling and show your tits..

The Devil
The Devil

*cues "O Fortuna"*

I will be seeing you soon my friend.

HA HA HA HA HA !!!!

*descends back to hell*

hula
hula

of course, and all of her albums, songs, pictures, etc

the faster, the better

concubine
concubine

Nice tits, but I don't care for your imaginary friend.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

She should have gotten on her knees and asked God for some talent.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Her music sucks, but, goddamn, I would wreck this chick.

Racer X
Racer X

Katy Perry is a modern day goddess! She writes some very clever lyrics and can really sing live, unlike some performers (Britney, Lady Gaga, Lilly Allen, etc.).

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

she is ugly.... not even the tumescent, spilling over cleavage can save her. i can literally hear the dogs barking.

Player
Player

"great rack..." I dunno Pic 1 makes them look like veal cutlets coming out of the package.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

can we pray for her clothes to disappear in a public venue before we pray for her to go *poof*

skilligan
skilligan

look at those titties, she should have to show that much cleavage everyday

wiseblood
wiseblood

great rack.

lame songs.

kick her to the curb.

not worth it.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

To our mates Down Under, throw her in the Great Barrier Reef and see if those megatits let her float. If yes, then we have a story. If not, the rest of the world will show you eternal gratitude.

hula
hula

* kneels down *

please, God, make katy perry disappear