Miranda Kerr & Her Legs Help Launch “Heavenly Enchanted” Fragrance

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These were snapped at the Victoria’s Secret store at the The Grove shopping center in L.A.

Anyone know the reason why Orlando Bloom is holding out from tying the knot with this chick? Both Adriana Lima & Alessandra Ambrosio are already temporarily in love with their own baby-daddies, so unless he wants a shot at Selita Ebanks or spend years traveling the world trying to find someone close to Miranda’s hotness level, then I honestly feel like he’s wasting his precious time.

Worst case or best case scenario—all depending on your perspective—is if Miranda gets tired of waiting around for a ring & leaves Orlando for another actor/director/producer/random billionaire. Orlando would probably move on to another hottie within hours of Miranda’s departure, but thinking realistically, can a woman actually get that much hotter than Miranda Kerr?!
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petra.fied
petra.fied

i want 2 lick her from head 2 toe...

Boz
Boz

I have to say that I hate the hair..

d.
d.

to skinny

Xatalia
Xatalia

Boring, I want Adriana Lima!!

and why blonde hair? go back to brunette

petra.fied
petra.fied

it'll look like her shoes are too heavy and due to that she hardly can walk in them.

scumbag
scumbag

I can use her leg for play golf.

Glimmer
Glimmer

has orlando done one role that shows he can can act abit/or that's bit serious/shows i shoud take him seriously as an actor ???

and i think some of the 'he's hot factor' has dipped abit with some of the younger guys now getting that space.

so, if miranda left him/i'm sure he'd do ok/but maybe not as ok as he would have a few years ago.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

She is so perfect. Everything about her in these pictures just oozes beauty. Wait that sounds funny...

petra.fied
petra.fied

omg page 9, last pic.. see the comparison with the girl there....

wow. but her hair looks nice.

lakers fan in boston
lakers fan in boston

im not sure if i heard right, but i could have sworn that orlando proposed to her and she said no

dont really see the need for her to get married, she's in her prime

bag on her legs all you want saying they're to skinny, they're still amazing to me

she's becoming my new favorite vs model but only because all the others 1 are gone for now, adriana how i miss you =[

Leni
Leni

Caitie is right, a marriage is an amazing thing if people marry for the right reasons, and not because a female approaches 30 and her biological clock tells her it's time to look for a babydaddy. I know a girl who talks marriage and kids within 2 weeks of dating a new guy. Of course they all run away, so she's single again, lol, she's 32 and exceptionally good looking.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Holy crap. She does have a gold badge. Welcome to the Justice League, doll!!!

petra.fied
petra.fied

she really shouldn't get any thinner. or else all her shoes will look like they're heavier than her lolz

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I got to agree with you to a certain degree. She really seems to have lost a few pounds since earlier in her career. Not saying she looks bad now, but I think she looked a bit better a few years ago when she had an extra 5-10lbs on her frame.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Well yes, it does sound good. My wander lust is itching up again, might be time to visit Poland. ;)

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Ok ill lay off the fun sarcastic remarks I could make with the first few lines, cause you are obviously wearing your heart on your sleeve here.

It sounds like you got married for all the right reasons, IMO. Sadly though I run into so many women who's life plan dictates they be married by a certain age or point in their life, or they percieve they have failed at life. These are the weak bitches, not you. These are the women who see getting married as nothing more than tick box that must be checked during the game of life. There are plenty of these women out there in a hurry to get married to the wrong guy who just happened to be in the right place at the right time. For proof look at our nations divorce rate.

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

i love this girl but damn can she get any thinner..

MK Please eat somthing..

Goliano
Goliano

Aww, that's beautiful. You should write a screenplay.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Marriage is a covenant between two people who love each other. It's a way to pledge your love to someone.

I did it because if it wasn't for my husband, I'd still be an angry man-hating bitch. He's helped me work through a lot of my issues and to become a better person. He makes me feel beautiful every single day and reminds me that I'm not an ugly bitch who ruins everything she touches and I am capable of being loved. If you want to paint me as one of those weak bitches, go ahead...but at least I have enough courage to admit it. He is my better half and again, if it wasn't for him telling me to get over myself and literally having the courage to deal with me at my worst, I'd still be sitting in that brownstone in Boston...going to shows & bars with FSU and beating people up.

d55
d55

oh the major thing i cant get past: her eyes are almost on the sides of her head!

d55
d55

ok, yes, her face is cute but so is a dog with its big, wet nose and tongue hanging. What I mean is she has awful features! Look at that nose, man. It has a crack in it like an ass and is all big, bumpy and shit. Her teeth are huge. Her eyes are just shapeless. Her face shape is so odd. I'm sure there are hotter models out there. She must have had connections or something to be working with VS. I know Selita Ebanks did. As far for the body, normally, i like that it's tiny but it looks sick here. She is 5'8'' at most but appears to be 6'2'' so wtf is going on? I know thin people look taller but she just looks way too tall. Did the photographer use a stretch lens or something? I know photographers use tricks and special lens on the catwalk, for catalogues, etc but i am pretty sure papz dont use those types of effects.

Leni
Leni

you gotta move in to Poland :D I'll hook you up with my girlfriends, sounds good? :P

d55
d55

get out...no freaking way...plus 'kinda' doesnt cut it...they look nothing alike...they dont share a single feature thats alike.

d55
d55

well, she did say she wants to settle down and have kids but she's never given any timeline.

d55
d55

she must be thinking the same since she tried covering half her face with hair

d55
d55

"can a woman actually get that much hotter than Miranda Kerr?!"

LOL. This made me laugh. You'd think Moe was talking about Adriana Lima or something.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

How do I get to this magical land you live in?

Plane, Train, Auto, Fairy Dust?

Leni
Leni

lol......I've been cooking for my now husband for 10 years before I had to marry him. I said I HAD TO not I wanted to, I run out of excuses, ahahaha. Most of my girlfriends refuse to get married, half of them refuse to have kids.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

sick response alina maria. : ) i concur. it is archaic and outdated. women no longer need men to be fulfilled and feel complete. there are some pitifully desperate and insecure women out there that cause these generalizations and stigmas which totally sucks but we've come a long way and we now have vast opportunities. we've always been powerful beyond measure, we just assumed the role of the weaker sex.

Mundo
Mundo

She's awful cute. But too thin..but I guess for a model she's alright..Love her dimples. All the one's she has...

cali-17
cali-17

Sexy legs? They're like twigs. Far from being hot, this girl is uncomfortable to look at. Way too skinny (in a not healthy way).

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Maybe Orlando can rotate over to Bar Rafaeli. Then I might have a chance to catch Miranda on the rebound.

This, of course, assumes she was falling down drunk and looking to purchase more cheap booze in some old, empty liquor store and realizes she lost her purse somewhere. And I wander into the same place a few minutes later even though I don't drink, but only check it out because it seems like the kind of place that always sells winning lottery tickets...

Yeah that's the dream I rarely have even during the day.

McPerv
McPerv

There is a difference between having exotic beauty that distingishes a chick from everyone else, and having an oversized, square head with eyes nearly on the sides of your head.

Peccavi
Peccavi

God, she is drop dead fucking sexy here. I'm really diggin the hair style, reminds me of Veronica Lake. Alina, gotta say, I think you hit my sentiment exactly about marriage, which is actually refreshing to hear from a woman.

And on a side note....Moe or Jackson, being the giant fucking pothead I am......I can has a green badge?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Well SOME women, once they get to a certain age start to panic if they haven't settled down. But what's marriage anyway? It's just a piece of paper. It's fine if you want to get married but people shouldnt feel the need to have their relationship validated by either church or state. I guess there is still an archaic pressure for women to become the wife and homemaker and some are still drawn in by that.

HeavyToka
HeavyToka

I wish her legs weren't so skinny

Stone
Stone

You know, I always forget how pretty Miranda Kerr is. And then I see a picture of her and it's like, "Damn, she's pretty."

And what's with everybody talking about how she has an odd face? That's basically saying "I prefer average-looking chicks."

McPerv
McPerv

Going with a hairstyle that covers half her face was a smart choice.

Goliano
Goliano

Nice change of venue from the local mall theory.

major
major

ATTN 'MIRANDA' brothers in the VIP.

Stone
Stone

Eh, it's an accurate stereotype — a LOT of women are that way. I was out with a couple of female friends the other day and they started talking about this woman they knew who had been with a guy for a couple of years and the dude still hadn't proposed to her and what should she do. I told them, "So what you're telling me is that she's a successful unmarried woman who's getting to do all kinds of cool things and has a great boyfriend she's been with for years and still isn't sick of? I think she should be fucking ecstatic!" And they were like, "Ugh, men."

Bowser
Bowser

Fuck that! Get in the kitchen woman!

Bowser
Bowser

She's so damn pretty. Look at those legs dude. Even if they are too skinny they look delicious. Her face is a little off but still really pretty. I'm down to make her my wife.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

please forward email address of all such women.

All this girls who want a ring or babys from me, when I really have no intrest in either.