Monthly Archives: September 2009

Maria Menounos Brings The Afternoon Links!

– Scarlett Johansson Is A Glamour Tease [HollywoodTuna]
– RACHEL STEVENS IS TODAY’S DAILY SNAPSHOT [CO-ED Magazine]
– Alyssa Milano’s a Fat Hairy [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Shakira To Save Ugly Betty [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Paris and Nicky got snubbed [Celebslam]
– Too Many Hotties [Double Viking]

– WORLDWIDE WEDNESDAY: CLICK ON THE INTERACTIVE MAP! [Complex]
– Oprah Wants The Olympics! [Dlisted]
– 10 Awesome Celebrity Photobombs [Celebrity Odor]
– The Booby Scare [Manofest]

– Sophie Monk Video [Flabber]
– Leaked Naked Pictures of Rihanna Real [Celeb Jihad]
– Justin Timberlake and Rihanna Are Secretly Dating [Yeeeah!]
– Cheryl Tweedy Cole Is Totally Into Megan Fox [Popoholic]

– Robo Kardashian performed admirably [The Blemish]
– Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage Turn Tricks [The Grumpiest]
– The Human Centipede…. wtf….. [The Bastardly Society]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Who Will Come To Roman Polanski's Rescue? Arnold? Hillary? Miley?

Roman Polanski is feverishly searching for help as he sits in jail awaiting positive news. Since getting support from Hollywood bigwigs simply won’t suffice, the Polanski team is digging much deeper.

Earlier this week in Reuters:

In the past three decades, questions have arisen about judicial misconduct and the victim, Samantha Geimer, has said Polanski should not face more jail time.

French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner told French radio he was working with Poland on the matter and had written to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Questions were raised overseas about a U.S. pardon. The office of California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said the governor has authority to grant clemency in some cases but has not been approached over the Polanski matter. [Source]

We’re assuming the strategy of having big name politicians pull strings didn’t work b/c it was recently learned that the jailed film director hired Steptoe & Johnson’s Reid Weingarten, a veteran D.C. defense lawyer who’s renowned for taking on big cases. Here’s an excerpt from an today’s NY Times which made reference to Reid Weingarten’s strategy

Mr. Weingarten is expected to mount a legal effort to block Mr. Polanski’s extradition before the issue works its way through the Swiss legal system, according to people who were briefed on Mr. Weingarten’s involvement, but spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

A critical step will most likely be a move to stop the extradition before United States authorities send the required documents to Switzerland. Mr. Polanski’s team may do so by arguing either that his crime does not qualify for extradition, because he was originally to have been sentenced to less than a year in prison, or that he has already effectively served his sentence, during a 42-day psychiatric evaluation. [Source]

When important members of the Jewish community, big egos, & lots of money are in play, we’re gonna go out on a limb and assume things will work out beautifully for Roman Polanski. Knowing his luck, he’ll probably get the government to fund his next movie about his recent experiences—starring his sex-crazed victim, Samantha Geimer.

Hot or Not: Noot Seear @ Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party

It’s probably just me, but anyone else also getting the Gisele Bundchen vibe from this chick? And, what kind of name is “Noot Seear?” Anyway, here’s more info:

Noot Seear (born Renata Seear on October 5, 1983 in Vancouver, Canada) is a Canadian fashion model and actress of Dutch descent.

Seear has also pursued a career as an actress and it has been confirmed that she will play the role of Heidi in the upcoming sequel to the movie Twilight, New Moon. [Source]

BREAKING!! Ashley Tisdale Woos Coca-Cola Marketing Department!

These were snapped a couple days back as Ashley Tisdale was taking care of some biz in Studio City.

The future is lookin’ a lil’ bleak for Ashley Tisdale & Co. Earlier this summer her latest movie “Aliens in the Attic” hit theaters. With a massive production budget of $45mil (, the flick only raked in $47mil, so we’re assuming when you account for all the other bullshit that goes into promotion & distribution, the movie broke-even (failure in Hollywood terminology). Even though it’s too early to say the same about Ashley’s career, we can definitely say that she’s finding it difficult to find quality roles following the runaway success of the “High School Musical” series.

Whatever the case, it definitely sounds like someone needs to release a sex tape…OW!!

Taylor Momsen Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Prostitute

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I understand this chick is only 16, but we gotta call it like it is. I’m sure Taylor Momsen’s parents are too busy shopping on 5th Ave to notice that their daughter is being whored out as a skanky role model to unsuspecting teenage girls across the world.

Obviously, I didn’t attend expensive private schools in Manhattan’s Upper East Side (if I did, I’d probably be working as an investment banker, as opposed to doing this bullshit), but I’d be shocked if middle school & high school chicks really dressed like underaged prostitutes.

What are those horny execs at the CW trying to accomplish?! Why are they catering to the Roman Polanskis of the world?

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