That “SC Map Chick” Caitlin Upton Found A Sugar Daddy! AAAW!

That is, assuming that’s not her creepy dad or something…

Anyway, you guys remember this chick from the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant, right? And, just for giggles, here’s the answer that made her famous:

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Boz
Boz

she is as smart as a box of hammer and he is as straight as fibonacci spiral.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

I guess her mathematical knowledge makes her think the guy is only 2 years older and straight as a line.

But she is smoking hot, so I would act and dress like Liberace too if that would let me get any closer to her.

miley virus
miley virus

she's so dump she brought toilet paper to a craps game

McPerv
McPerv

LOL. Yeah, we got a Sherlock Holmes here.

Stone
Stone

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to tell when a dude is gay because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have gaydar and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, West Hollywood and, uh, the San Francisco, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help West Hollywood and should help the San Francisco and the Gaysian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

this is an exact quote from the brain of a rock....Albert Einstein you have no worries that you are being replaced...............

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children]."

Auntie Krist
Auntie Krist

That dude is flaming gay and her pageant mommy!

d55
d55

she looks different in the pix than she looks in the video but one thing for sure though: she's a grade A idiot

spangly
spangly

Her speech is still a "classic" in oratory. I want to ram my cock down her pretty little throat so bad! BTW...her gaydar is definitely broken!

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

wtf? this girl could look like cassie and i still wouldn't be able to take her seriously. that wasn't even a hard question to answer. she sounded like a babbling fool.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Thank you i was thinking exactly the same thing!

Tapper
Tapper

"U.S. Americans." Still laugh at that one. Hot, stupid and a nice accent. She would be the perfect weekend escort.

Stewie
Stewie

She is pretty, just look at her modeling photos

DoubleA
DoubleA

I personally believe that the dude is gay.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I'm loving the fabric pattern of the dudes red smoking jacket. I need that fabric for curtains of some such.

(the above was the only positive thing I could find in the whole article)

wiseblood
wiseblood

nope.

more bread sticks please!

Player
Player

Your no sugar daddy!

wiseblood
wiseblood

just watched the clip.

you KNOW Slater boned that chick after the show, gave her a bag of Doritos and a map to hold over her modest nude B cups, sent it to Doritos girl with a text that read: look mama...this could have been you, but you're too fucking dumb to realize that Doritos ain't got shit on AC Slater.

such as.

wiseblood
wiseblood

yeah, dude is totally gay.

and yeah, chick is totally dumb as bricks.

i don't give a shit.

it will be very easy to get her to drink a few Jager shots and give her some fierce anal in a bathroom stall at the Olive Garden.

I'm a big spender.

Player
Player

Moe - That's no sugar daddy he is gay as a three-dollar bill! And Ms SC is hot thanks for the pics

skilligan
skilligan

i can't even blame this guy, if i was an old guy i would fine a smoking hot stupid girl like this