Why Is Kristin Cavallari Holding A Bunch Of Balloons?

If you recall from last week’s VMAs, we posted practically every worthless chick from The Hills; Kristin Cavallari, Holly Montag, Stephanie Pratt, and Lauren Bosworth… even Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port and Olivia Palermo from The City, but no Audrina Patridge (as Maxim puts, the Queen of The Hills) or Heidi and Spencer. Well, looks like Audrina ditched the event because of Kristin Cavallari, as you know, they don’t like each other.

“When MTV was going to have her present with Kristin Cavallari, she told MTV she was not going to be able to present. Audrina hates Kristin, and MTV sprung this on her last minute, so she decided to cancel. She doesn’t even want to be in the same room with Kristin.” Source

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Xatalia
Xatalia

ugly chick

shoes look horrible on her

Big Papi
Big Papi

it's like she's pretending to be like carrie on sex and the city.

Mundo
Mundo

Actually I think she should stuff a couple of those balloons on her chest, maybe she'll attract more attention...

Boz
Boz

I dont really care about her but I want that balloons...

Mundo
Mundo

Why is she holding the balloons? Fuck if I know, and care..but this chick is shapeless...no boobs, skinney legs..but face is alright I guess...

Martina
Martina

The high heels work, but she really should be wearing a bikini or a miniskirt.

aurah-leigh
aurah-leigh

ugh pretty and all

but annoyingg as fuckkkkk

skilligan
skilligan

she is trying to fly away clearly

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

Love how this dress is cut. Great legs Kristin. Dr. Smooth approved.

Switch
Switch

i'd put some pipe in her pooper. make her earn that paycheck... cause that would be like, you know, like totally omg like out of this world right?

damn did i say that?

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Ah crap!Is this how we're supposed to hail cabs now?

bystander
bystander

She's pretty and has a nice legs, they're short but nice.

bystander
bystander

glory hole in a public restroom ;)

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

why is kristin cavallari holding a bunch of balloons? because she's an attention needy foot faced whore.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

reverse cowgirl? why so you can stare at her revolting, flat as a pancake ass?

linc635
linc635

She's a boob job away from me actually wanting to bang her.

concubine
concubine

"HAY U GUYZZZ IM IMPORTANT AND STUFF LOL"

Bowser
Bowser

She's cool. I'd hit that pretty hard.

britt87
britt87

but as your analysis is spot-on, I give you the key to my heart and a small kiss on the cheek ;)

britt87
britt87

dearest wiseblood,

your negativity and hating on get tiresome.

wiseblood
wiseblood

also, her cans aren't big enough for that dress.

what the fuck were those dopes at MTV doing sending her out in that thing?

not to mention that she is fucking pigeon toed.

sexy girls aren't pigeon toed, but there again, all these young whores don't know anything about that. they just know how to get on TV, be on lame shows, and ride off into the no-name sunset, broke as a joke.

flat chested MTV whore.

wiseblood
wiseblood

ok.

so this whore looks pretty good here. and i'd definitely give it to her very hard in reverse cowgirl position.

fine.

but i still believe that those balloons have more thoughts in their helium chambers than she ever has.

fucking dip shit.