Ashlee Simpson vs Katie Cassidy: “Melrose Place” Babes Matchup

These were snapped a couple days back at the Judith Leiber Rodeo Drive store opening party.

In other news, it was recently revealed that Ashlee is feeling the pressures of staying skinny for her new show. In the first couple episodes, Ash can be seen prancing around the pool in her bikini & she shows no signs of having just given birth less than a year back.

She attributes her success to the “321 Baby Bulge Be Gone” program created by celebrity trainer Ramona Braganza, but we all know the truth: Straight up starvation and 8 hour workouts. You know she collapsed a few times over the past 8 months from exhaustion, but since she stays away from the papz, no one ever finds out. Then again, if losing the baby bulge is worth a few $100k, then why the fuck not get into shape. When you face the choice between becoming totally irrelevant & staying in the limelight, you do what you gotta do.

ANYWAYYY….

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major
major

coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.coke alert.

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

When women lose weight, why do their heads get bigger?

Boz
Boz

Ashlee: Put your pants back on, Dad..

J
J

also I thought all that plastic surgery got rid of the bum chin on Ashlee?

J
J

ha ha

J
J

exactly.

J
J

Katie by miles, Ashelee is fugly and fake and devoid of any talent and her other half is a faggot that wears skinny jeans and eyeliner.

Ashlee + "Singing" + "Acting" + "Motherhood" =PURE FAIL

hermione
hermione

Gross, that level of skinny looks great on some people, but not on Ashlee- because the smaller everything else gets, the bigger her chin looks.

dr.sanjaygupta
dr.sanjaygupta

I have another comment. I noticed TWO... TWO people here were personally welcomed on their profiles.. and thanked for 'bringing [thier] hotness' to the bastardly.

Why the fuck wasnt i welcomed?

why wasnt i thanked for bringing my hotness to the bastardly.

Fuck this. I dont think ill continue to bring my hotness if im going to be humiliated in such a fashion.

fuck you, bastards.

dr.sanjaygupta
dr.sanjaygupta

oh my god. what an ugly bitch ashlee simpson is. her eyes are apparently 2 different sizes. From the side her head looks like a quarter moon-what a fucked up chin and forehead.

And straight on she looks like igor from young frankenstein.

disgusting woman.

Mickey Doomsday
Mickey Doomsday

Yeah, I'd be scarred for life if those clowns showed up at my fourth birthday party.

Mickey Doomsday
Mickey Doomsday

Yeah, I'd be scarred for life if those clowns showed up at my fourth birthday party.

hula
hula

Wrong post? It looked like it said "Babes Matchup" ? wtf

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

why is it so fashionable to be THAT skinny. It's weird.

miley virus
miley virus

ashlee looks like the love child of ann coulter and Skeletor

spangly
spangly

They both look like Bobleheads...

Peccavi
Peccavi

This is so 1 sided its not even funny.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Come on . . . this is just unfair to Ashlee.

Katie is sexy, and her performance on "Melrose Place" is the only thing that makes that show watchable. But she looks way older than 22. She won't age well.

Vince
Vince

Not good, not bad, but I wouldn't turn Katie Cassidy down.

Big Papi
Big Papi

....and if she thinks she's an "actress" now, then tori spelling should win a fucking oscar.

Big Papi
Big Papi

yeah, ashlee looked pretty doable when she was fresh off of the surgeon's table, but then went to shit after she hooked up with her faggy poser husband.

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

Ashlee has always been a talentless, ugly girl and nothing's changed. Still talentless and ugly here. Even all that plastic surgery didn't help.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

both are pretty yuk!

ashlee could of won this hands down a couple years ago, but since she lost the weight and what not she just doesnt have "IT" anymore.

Big Papi
Big Papi

ewww....ashlee looks like a fucking bobblehead now. not that she was much to look at before....just sayin....

wiseblood
wiseblood

fuck ashlee simpson.

however, i can't wait for her tell-all book like mackenzie phillips about how her dad fucked her AND jessica AND their mom in the ass, all in a row, bent over a fucking church altar because they are so fucking holy that Simpson family.

they are in it to win it...and be molested by their dad.

skilligan
skilligan

this is unfair, ashlee is so overmatched here, the katie girl in a blowout