Shotgun Wedding: Khloe Kardashian Hit The Lottery With Lamar Odom!

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It’s confirmed: Khloe Kardashian is the most intelligent member of her family.

Believe it or not, but the biggest party in Hollywood this past weekend was Khloe Kardashian’s shotgun wedding at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel with LA Laker forward Lamar Odom. Everyone from Kobe to Kelly Osbourne to Ryan Seacrest to Luke Walton to Joe Francis attended the big bash!

If Kardashian family were a publicly traded company, the stock price would probably be close to its high right now (with a tremendous amount of download pressure created by millions of short traders betting that the family’s painfully long 15-minutes of fame is coming to an end), so Khloe cashed in at the perfect time, in our opinion.

After dating Lamar Odom for just a month, Khloe refused to give it up like her other two sisters unless Lamar made it official. Having just signed a lucrative four-year deal worth up to $33 million on July 31st, Khloe’s timing with the shotgun wedding was absolutely impeccable.

What the fuck is she hiding between those meaty thighs that made Lamar cave in so quickly? It’s amazing. It’s possible that the deal was sweetened with the inclusion of sex with sister Kim Kardashian from time to time, but that’s still not confirmed. We’re just trying to figure out why Lamar Odom would agree to marry a chick so quickly—especially a chick who’s a member of the Kardashian family. Seriously, what the fuck?

Whatever the case, all this wouldn’t have been possible if it wasn’t for Kim Kardashian releasing her sex tape a couple years back. Major props to her helping to create opportunities for entire family for generations to come! That’s family, baby!
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CanCan
CanCan

If she has kids by Lamar he is going too have too give up a lump sum of money for child support. If she don't have kids by him and get a divorce I think it would be selfish of him too not give Khloe any spouse support.

CanCan
CanCan

What people don't understand she didn't hit the jack pot, he keeping his money separate. So Khloe is marrying out of love not money. Khloe for so long has been a independent young women who went too college and own her own business. So if this marriage don't work out she still have her income coming in. I like Khloe for these reason. Khloe is different from sister Kim she don't like too make money by posing nude. So good luck Khloe.

The Devil
The Devil

Yeah. . . . it's not 2004 anymore. That ship been sailed.

Steve Nash and Grant Hill are a combined 257 years old.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

I used to call them the hugeassians...like yours better lardassians, good one

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

mr & mrs Shrek hit the road....giant fugly trolls

McPerv
McPerv

Just read a story about Kenny Anderson, who lost somewhat less (like $60 million), and he was like "$60 million isn't as much as it seems." Taxes, agents, financial advisers, "friends," family, cars, parties, houses that cost thousands a month just to maintain, etc.

$100 million is a ton of dough, unless you are a moron who passed every grade in school solely because you are able to put a ball through a hoop that is just a little larger than the ball.

miley virus
miley virus

lakers ain't going back to the finals. it will be orlando and phoenix

linc635
linc635

Lamar,

Your teamates absolutely hate you. They never told you that it was a bad idea to marry this chick. She's what I like to call "broke-rich". She has more money than us regular folk, but is considered a "charity case" compared to you. For once, you made Rashad McCants a better "playa" than you. Oh yeah... Ron Artest just stole your chance at a starting position. I was a HUGE fan of yours when you were at Redemption... you made the dumb UNLV move... I liked you again at Rhode Island... went to the NBA, and now this?! Bish please!

miley virus
miley virus

khloe is such a big star! not star as in celebrity but like an actual star. a giant ball of hot gas

Racer X
Racer X

I thought this was wedding for Kourtney since she's preggers, Khloe said it was her wedding to divert attention.

/I'm usually never wrong

//oh well, whatever, nevermind

skilligan
skilligan

this one is good until next years's nba finals, which is june, she will be all over when the LAkers are in the finals against whoever they are from the East, then it's over

hula
hula

true true

mud hen
mud hen

She doesn't have as much money as he does. Over a 100 mil on his contract right? She doesn't have thet kind of cash. You're right though he'll probably lose it all.

mud hen
mud hen

I agree with Angus. The kardashians are some scumy turds. Anything for attention - why not get married after only a month? Don't have to even pay for own wedding because it's on tv.

They take advantage of every Damn thing and every gullible person who laps up all the stupid news about them. Y'know when I'll really be interested in them. If tehy started doing porn. All three sis's in some gangbang porn sucking cocks and getting facials and taking it in all holes.

That's all they are really good for.

Angus
Angus

I am so disgusted by Odom and the Lardassians.

I just want them to go away.

Disgusting family that are the shit stains of Hollywood.

spangly
spangly

I agree that Khloe might be the smart one in this bunch of grifters!

McPerv
McPerv

I don't think Khloe is hurting for cash, and Odom will squander his fortune like just about every other professional athlete. *She* might be the one who should get a prenup.

TORO
TORO

Lamar is a fucking Idiot...how can someone Marry this huge cow!

J-Sin
J-Sin

This fool done lost his goddamn mind. WE WANT PRENUP! WE WANT PRENUP!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Married in California and residing in California, man I sure hope that Lamar had a team of really highly paid lawyers go over those pre-nups with a fine toothed comb.

Goliano
Goliano

I hereby start the marriager movement. Where's the certificate?

Moe
Moe

Just added it. Thanks for the idea!

iambastard
iambastard

Dude, enough with these posts. Seriously.

rudy8472
rudy8472

I hope the hell Lamar had a prenup, I give this marriage 8 months. Hey MOE how long will it last survey opportunity.

Big Papi
Big Papi

No, it's for the money. If he were some ordinary joe working at the car wash, no way....