Taylor Momsen Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Prostitute

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I understand this chick is only 16, but we gotta call it like it is. I’m sure Taylor Momsen’s parents are too busy shopping on 5th Ave to notice that their daughter is being whored out as a skanky role model to unsuspecting teenage girls across the world.

Obviously, I didn’t attend expensive private schools in Manhattan’s Upper East Side (if I did, I’d probably be working as an investment banker, as opposed to doing this bullshit), but I’d be shocked if middle school & high school chicks really dressed like underaged prostitutes.

What are those horny execs at the CW trying to accomplish?! Why are they catering to the Roman Polanskis of the world?

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Johntommy
Johntommy

Sad multigenerational, sex abuse victim...

clive
clive

how about we let her dress how she likes hey?

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

i don't think her face is attractive but she has really nice legs... and she's only 5'8"... damn they go on for days and she knows they're her best feature, hence why she's always displaying them. shit, i would too but she looks incredibly pompous... she just has this look on her face. it pains me to say anything nice about her cuz she seems like a mega cunt.

Boz
Boz

Miley's bitchy pose got nothing on Taylor's daily style.

Holly
Holly

I think I wouldn't mind her overall look at all if she didn't seem like such a conceited little bitch. I can see her releasing a sex tape while in rehab with track marks on her arms before she even hits her 20s. And it won't be any ordinary sex tape either. She'll be the first celebrity to release her very own gang bang video.

J
J

Fug

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

Hi, I'm Taylor, 16, and trying to out slut miley,,,did I make it...oh good Lord please someone shoot it

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

...and in Saudi Arabia, the legal age is the age they marry, and they have no minimum age for that. What was your point again?

spangly
spangly

I was being sarcastic in light of yesterday's discussion. Of course any man no matter how holy he is on the outside is going to look at Taylor or any girl who dresses like her no matter what her age may in fact be. Its just the way we Bastards are wired.

Barely Sane
Barely Sane

Taylor Momsen needs to CONTINUE dressing like a prosititue. 16 is legal age in the UK y'all!

rudy8472
rudy8472

I would like to say that it's only the clothes required for her role so chill out. The fact is the stuff we see her in when she goes out on town is more skanky than her show clothes. Hey parents get a clue, she is right on track for that sex tape and stint in the Hollywood drug rehab center. I'm told the staff has already reserved a room for her.

Goliano
Goliano

I'd agree on "spindly."

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I get it, she's 16, she's out in the world on her own and thinks she knows it all. She's still a gorgeous girl, she'll learn. I predict she'll be a stunner in a few years.

Angus
Angus

I apologize.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

She does have really really long legs.

Stone
Stone

Less drama please, folks. Can't we all just agree that she has ridiculously long legs and be friends?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

ERM I was replying to spangly ALSO. Take a second look at the position of my post.

My comment to him was sarcastic, as in commenting on the attractiveness of a 16 year old and raping a 13 are not comparable, ever.

Maybe you won't be so hasty to be offensive next time.

Angus
Angus

Are you a simpleton or something?

I was replying to Spangly not you so unless you two are the same your comment does not make sense.

Also, I never condoned what Polanski did, I merely stated it was 32 years ago and we have much bigger problems in this country that need to be dealt with.

It is not like there are stories of him roaming the countryside like a werewolf looking for minors to rape at will.

Also dumbass when she walks down the street most guys will gawk and hit on her and any other girl that looks like her because they have no fucking idea how old she or the other girls are.

Why don't you take up the issue with Moe as he is the one posting photos of her, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus etc.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

YES because commenting that a 16 year old girl is hot and drug raping a 13 year old are completely one and the same....!!!!!

WTF did i hit a nerve with you or something?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Get over yourself.

What did you want people making jokes on the Roman Polanski post??

Stone
Stone

I take it you've never watched Gossip Girl.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

Is this a Vietnamese brothel? What's with all the child hookers?

mr_hankey
mr_hankey

They're watching their bank account grow.

Angus
Angus

First of all I am not banging her or attempting to bang her, merely stating she is hot and she is.

Secondly she is legal with parental consent and will be completely legal at 17 shortly.

She is currently legal in a lot of other countries.

Thirdly, Los Angeles had no problem with the 21 year of guy banging the snot out of Miley Cyrus when she was only 15 years old and living with her.

spangly
spangly

be careful... don't want to be labeled a pedophile.

skilligan
skilligan

where are her parents? they are terrible

Angus
Angus

God damn she is fucking hot.

Anyone who says differently is a damn liar.

spangly
spangly

Well this is a predicament. Once we could freely make snarky comments on girls like this on the Bastardly. Now I fear the Overlords here might take any sexual allusions to a "young girl" (ie anyone under 21!) as proof we are child molesters. Self-righteousness is the main cause of most message boards dying.

Crazy Jew
Crazy Jew

It is a costume but I don't think the premise of the post is wrong. The clothes she wear outside the set are worst - or skankier - than that. It's sad to see a cute girl like her whoring out like that.

Player
Player

sure looks like it - if true though - is the premise of the post wrong?

Peccavi
Peccavi

come on over to the dark side taylor.... we have milk and cookies

wiseblood
wiseblood

hello there 16 year old coke head.

nice to see your skankiness again.

just don't go uptown and get tats where you could get hep c. lord knows you don't want to start out with THAT STD.

go for crabs or herpes or something like that.

Stone
Stone

Isn't she filming a scene here? It looks like a shoot. Can't blame the girl for her costume.