OW! Holly Madison Reaches New Low; Becomes Keg Tapper Girl!

These were snapped over the weekend at a Hofbrauhaus beer marketing event in Las Vegas.

Damn, it’s nice to see that Holly Madison will do pretty much anything for some cash. And of course, from a Bastardly Lifestyle standpoint, that’s a very positive development. Make sure you check out all the other crap Holly’s been doing over the past few months…

  • FallenRawToast

    isnt that the same job you have??

    Ohh i get it you dont want the competition from another plastic.

  • Goliano

    Those socks would be a hit in Japan. Hopefully she’ll relocate there.

  • Razorblade Tongue

    I think she’s pretty damn attractive.

  • FallenRawToast

    DUDE!!!!

    Look at her bang away at that bunghole.

    😉

  • wiseblood

    her being a beer wench is the most useful she has been since she discovered she had titties when she was 12.

    that’s when guys started doing things for her so they could finger her after they watched that after school special about chicks that throw up in jelly containers and leave it in the closet.

    you know you remember that one.

    she’s useless and she proabably even fucked this job up.

    useless bitch.

    GET ME A BEER.

  • JonYo

    What is her deal with wearing knee-high socks at all times? It seems like a weird fetish bordering on an obsession.

  • Boz

    no bastardly caption?

    Looks like she’s born to dress like this.

  • Eto Demerzel

    I like beer not plastic blondes..

  • aurah-leigh

    HoLLY NEEDS A REAL JOB

    stop modeling ur vagina around

  • FallenRawToast

    It is just her trying to play it up to the the pedo in most of us men, and the school girl outfit fantasy.

    She needs all the attention she can get, and this is one of her many tricks.

  • FallenRawToast

    She was born to dress like this, if you consider being born into a destiny of having boob implants, as part of the birthing process.

  • FallenRawToast

    I think that is where she buys them from.

  • JonYo

    She may have not been born with the boobs, or that nose for that matter, or hair anywhere near that not-found-anywhere-in-nature platinum blonde color, but her innate fame-whore-ish-ness has been ingrained into her very being since birth.