OW! Holly Madison Reaches New Low; Becomes Keg Tapper Girl!
She may have not been born with the boobs, or that nose for that matter, or hair anywhere near that not-found-anywhere-in-nature platinum blonde color, but her innate fame-whore-ish-ness has been ingrained into her very being since birth.
She was born to dress like this, if you consider being born into a destiny of having boob implants, as part of the birthing process.
It is just her trying to play it up to the the pedo in most of us men, and the school girl outfit fantasy.
She needs all the attention she can get, and this is one of her many tricks.
her being a beer wench is the most useful she has been since she discovered she had titties when she was 12.
that's when guys started doing things for her so they could finger her after they watched that after school special about chicks that throw up in jelly containers and leave it in the closet.
you know you remember that one.
she's useless and she proabably even fucked this job up.
GET ME A BEER.
What is her deal with wearing knee-high socks at all times? It seems like a weird fetish bordering on an obsession.
i just have never really understood what she aspired to be...she needs a talent or something..or a personality perhaps? she seems so boring
She looks pretty good and I think the St Pauly girl outfit is perfect for her. She has to make a living somehow!
I've never found her attractive, not even one bit. Then i saw her before pix, and man, was she ugly and scary looking. Overall, she's still ugly to me. Forget the plastic tits, nose and all, what grosses me out the most is that ridiculously obvious plastic hair.