Lindsay Lohan @ 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala

Finally, a photo that shows Lindsay Lohan exactly the way the world sees her. Major props to the photographer.

Anyway, believe it or not, Linds is set to star in three upcoming flicks within the next 12 months! Two sound like box-office bombs, while one looks promising. I’m referring to “Machete,” of course. It’s an upcoming Robert Rodriguez project that’s set to slice through theaters next summer. I don’t know if it makes any difference in its likability, but the flick’s cast also includes Jessica Alba. Here’s the trailer:

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the kitten
the kitten

oh MAN she looks rough. looks like shes 30 years older than she is

Boz
Boz

She's a perfect example of Hollywood slut/whore/botch or whatever you want to call it..

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Well said. Although at this point for a dollar you might get a blow and some change back.

Muffin
Muffin

wow she has the "classical " meth face.looks like a drug addicted whore who would blow for a dollar to get some new drugs,maybe she does it so she can finance her junky life style

Glimmer
Glimmer

'and to think I once lusted after this meat sack.'

but can your read meat ?? ;)

McPerv
McPerv

Who knew that cocaine, heroin, crystal meth, smoking, drinking, excessive sun exposure, and fucked up plastic surgery ruin your looks?

Sad. She used to be one of my favorites.

Racer X
Racer X

Lindsay LOWhan.

/got nothing

I am HBIC
I am HBIC

She looks like a fucking hag. Way too much sun damage. Or maybe it's just the coke she's on. Her teeth are fucking disgustingly yellow. They almost match her dress.

Her hair is pitiful. Looks like all those drugs she's been abusing have resulted in hair loss... thus resulting in nasty ass, synthetic hair extensions. PITIFUL.

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

seriously, she looks like GOLDMEMBER got a sex change.

balls of doom
balls of doom

Is that Pamela Susan Courson or lindsay lohan at the top of page 1, regardless, that bitch is ugly ha, ha, ha, ahhh ha, ha, ha, fuck outta here!!

DOOM IS MASTER OF LAUGHING

d_jologs
d_jologs

Truck ran over her face?

Joanna172
Joanna172

gawdd how old is she again 45?

aurah-leigh
aurah-leigh

Holy shitt

This woman is fuglyyy

She use to be hott

I vote Emma Stone as the hottest red head EVER

that woman is the finest piece of ass

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

I thought the Gingerbread man ran away... this Ginger wont leave

miley virus
miley virus

i don't get it. i drink all the time but never look like that. on the other hand i never found blohan hot

Kristin
Kristin

She looks like crap. What in the hell is she doing to herself? I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't live past the age of 30.

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

what the hell? Just seeing that first picture almost made me jump out of my skin with fright.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Whoa, so this is what coke, booze and cigs do...well that's enough for me!

Mundo
Mundo

Holy Shit..I think I'll just leave this one alone..and yeah I feel sorry for her also...

joey
joey

The page 1 photo is frightening. Lindsay Lohan is such a mess. I kind of feel sorry for her.

joey
joey

It's hard to say.

Under the studio system, MGM "fixers" like Howard Strickling and Eddie Mannix were supposedly involved in covering up the secrets of contract stars, including the crimes they committed. MGM was responsible for addicting Judy Garland to drugs, in addition to being implicated in the deaths of comedian Ted Healy and director/producer/screenwriter Paul Bern. I'm sure if you dug deep enough you'd find even more dirt.

Q.E.D. I'm glad the studio system is gone.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Courtney Love looks better than her right now. No joke. Linds is looking like she needs to be haunting some bingo hall on Long Island or a dive bar in new Jersey.

Goliano
Goliano

Just focus on Lacey Chabert, she was/is the hot one anyway.

Goliano
Goliano

This can't be real, maybe she's role-playing Courtney Love and needed to stay in character.

skilligan
skilligan

you are 100% right about that, she was forced to do uppers and downers from age 8 year round, its sad

Altair
Altair

can't get worse than a worn out coke head lesbian......sheesh she is fucking SHOT

snahor
snahor

That hair doesn't help her.

rfront_3
rfront_3

She looks really bad. This scares me to think you may post worries pictures in 5, 10, 20 years.

Oh, can she even make it 20 more years?

Skimode
Skimode

What a waste of a woman! Halloween came early this year! Thanks MOE!

salma
salma

i thought the same

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

it just might be, and the one on her fake boobs says...this end up...all that booze & dope....well the elevator stopped going to the top floor years ago

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

I thought you were supposed to be embalmed after death not before,,,,,then again is anyone sure she's actually alive & not a hand puppet??? oops sorry bout that didn't think first, putting a hand up there...aw man all my spearm just ran away....

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Judy Garland didn't even look that bad at 23...and she had it WAY harder than LiLo.

Leni
Leni

I never thought she was pretty and now I think she looks like shit. Ok, worse than a shit. Is it even possible for a 23 y.o to look THAT old?