Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods’ Mistress) Wears Ray-Ban Sunglasses!

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Rachel Uchitel is living up her 15 minutes of fame with talks that she’ll be posing in Playboy. Anyways, reports are that she wants a lot of money…. no specific details (goes to show the reporting prowness of Extra). Who’d really be interested and why does Playboy care? By the way, Rachel is 34 years old…

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Boz
Boz

when you look for the definition of the word: whore, this woman's image will appear as the example.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I just love seeing the word 'cunting' used as an adjective.

J
J

fug, hate the pants, I'll bet her whore snatch stinks.

Mundo
Mundo

Oh monster..yeah that it is...but if I was to choose her over Kimo..I'd choose Kimo's ass..eventhough I can think of better one's instead...

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

I just ment she's got a monster truck ass on her too. not saying that if she takes the pants off it won't hit the pavement due to saggy ass disease otherwise know ss S.A.D. ass

wiseblood
wiseblood

it never fails to amaze me how easy it is for ugly chicks to get 15 minutes of fame. fuck this whore. what the fuck does she do? nothing. she has done nothing. she doesn't even hit a golf ball well which is just about as useless as her, but she still is more useless than that.

look guys.

don't fuck ugly girls. see what happens when you do? the shit hits the fan.

get a ton of dough. fuck HOT girls. and go on your way.

ugly girls get bored and they have to create drama. hot girls are too busy to create drama that doesn't pertain to matters within a foot of their pussy. they will create drama, but only with dudes that are close by.

tiger woods is an idiot. and this bitch is a fucking gold digger whore. i don't care what he "promised" her.

guys will say anything to get their balls squoze.

Sasss
Sasss

Is the word fugly still in? because that´s the only thing that coems to my mind and what are you waiting to brownbag this girl. I do have to say she looks better than the other woman and that´s saying a lot... jeez what a weird face!

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

If I sat on the board at Ray-Ban, I'd propose to pay this whore not to wear our product. She should hide her face behind someone else's product.

Mundo
Mundo

I don't know about that...the ass on this one looks awful..at least Kimo has fully round ass cheeks this one has the ass cheeks sticking out from those big hips..looks like someone used a toilet plunger to suck them out but only from the middle..yuck..I bet that stinks also.

Mundo
Mundo

No wonder she looks like a dog...that's what she eats dog food looks like....and here she's giving the impression as she doesn't like her picture taken....fucking ho..that's all she wants..fame and money... Well Mr. Woods..that's what you get for thinking with your dipstick..now live with it....

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I havent seen a single one of Tigers women, except his wife who wasnt fugg to some degree.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

suer someone liked the way she looks, Tiger did, poor taste there to say the least

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

looks like she's got a lardassian ass thing going on there...not attractive at all

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

fuck me!!

really we are going to get multiple post of these ugly plastics tramps that Tiger wet his wick in?

WHY?

The story is over already, its done, who the fuck really cares that Tiger has no taste in the women he picks to cheat with.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Her nickname should be CSI because she seems to lead to the creation of a lot of DNA samples.

Eto Demerzel
Eto Demerzel

the sad thing is she's the best looking of all Tiger's ho's..

ken ortega
ken ortega

Her cunting face is a complete abomination.

Glimmer
Glimmer

a.m. 'Gone are the days of the bona fide celebrity!'

and long live the bastardly.opps,wait that's gone too... ;)

McPerv
McPerv

This chick buys tights that are low cut, and then folds them over to be even lower. And I detect no panties on the 2nd pic from bottom, page 2.

Needless to say, I'm liking this slutty whore. It's obvious she will do things that Elin won't.

Glimmer
Glimmer

'Being famous and rich shouldn't be this easy! What a fucked up society we're living in; it's sickening that a girl gets famous and will be making tons of $ for being a mistress and a whore to a really rich and famous guy.'

if this is gonna happen we should at least get a sex tape from the process...i mean come on/there has to be some standards to this celeb thing.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Gone are the days of the bona fide celebrity!

d55
d55

fuck! what did i tell you guys earlier? that i wouldnt be surprised if she gets her own reality show. Look, it's already happening: "Rachel Uchitel is living up her 15 minutes of fame with talks that she'll be posing in Playboy."

Being famous and rich shouldn't be this easy! What a fucked up society we're living in; it's sickening that a girl gets famous and will be making tons of $ for being a mistress and a whore to a really rich and famous guy.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

that too, it just says what type of a person she is that she wears them as trousers.

d55
d55

oh come on! Moe, it's people like you that turn these nobodies into "celebs" and shove them down our throats. Gah

Glimmer
Glimmer

we thought you were gonna hate her because of the tights... ;)

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

its not the fact that shes a whore but she makes me feel sick. She looks like she smells of meat and cheese.

skilligan
skilligan

nice tights, nice body, nice woman

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

I am embarrased to admit that I love thinking of this ho's lips around my dick and that I enjoy her tits and ass. The rest not so much, but she will come in handy.

Glimmer
Glimmer

correct.because has we've read the tiger didn't/doesn't want to use a condom.and none of the females stepping up with their tales with tiger/ has claimed to have forced him to.(or did i miss that ?? )

so go on with your depositary jokes. ;)

Masha the crusher
Masha the crusher

The horndog is a mighty creature that will stop at nothing to fuck you,

Masha the crusher
Masha the crusher

from now on,when looking 4 definition of horndog,i believe best explanation would b tiger woods

Noah
Noah

no you are not; it makes you wonder what kind of bj she can give, cause she sure aint hotter than El9in

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Does anyone even buy Playboy anymore?

And no, Freep, you're not the only one.

She reminds me of the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz for some reason.

Freep
Freep

am i seriously the only one who finds this chick a couple kinds of fugg?