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BREAKING!! Elin Nordegren Eats Lunch Outside! Plans To Leave Tiger!

Let’s not forget the real victim in all this drama: Not the kids, but Elin Nordegren’s hot, hairless Swedish bod! While Tiger slept with random members of America’s slutty-skanky-ho community, sexually-frustrated Elin was left deserted at home with the kids, an army of Cadillac Escalades and a bottomless ocean of shopping money (which isn’t all that bad).

Anyway, as if we haven’t had enough of this Tiger drama, an upcoming PEOPLE magazine, which hits newsstands this Friday quotes cowardly anonymous sources about Elin Nordegren’s shaky mental state.

…a source close to the golfer’s wife tells PEOPLE, saying, “She plans to leave Tiger.”

Another source says, “She’s made up her mind. There’s nothing to think about: he’s never going to change,” PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue, on newsstands Friday. [Source]

To help fan the flames of the drama behind Elin’s missing wedding band…

While the missing band “meant nothing,” insists a source, a high-profile Florida divorce attorney tells PEOPLE that Nordegren has met with lawyers to renegotiate the Woods’ prenuptial agreement.

On Thursday, workers began moving large items including what appeared to be works of art out of the couple’s home in Windermere, Fla., and Nordegren was seen giving them instructions, according to the New York Post. [Source]

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33 comments
miley virus
miley virus

hell hath no fury like the massive robot armies of a woman scorned

d55
d55

she's nothing? how is she a nothing?

d55
d55

the kid has her short nose.

"Let's not forget the real victim in all this drama: Not the kids, but Elin Nordegren's hot, hairless Swedish bod!"

The real victim IS the kids above anyone else.

neo geisha
neo geisha

14 women???

he should have picked only one prostitute...

I feel sorry for her...

money doesn't erase all the public humiliation

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Good for her, if she really is leaving him. 1 or 2 affairs, there is a potential to forgive I guess, but with the numbers of women popping up now, it is obvious that this "Tiger" wont be changing its spots.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

yeah except Kobe got burned himself when a money grubbing bitch falsely accused him of rape. Kobe also didn't have a personal pimp procurring him fake titted hoes like Tiger did.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Well said. I hope he didn't give her any diseases from his wild shenanigans, I hope she gets a good chunk of change, and finds what she wants back home in Sweden.

Big Papi
Big Papi

yuck. she's nothing anyway...fucking hilarious captions though!

fact
fact

LOL these captions are hilarious!

Angus
Angus

For the love of God is it that hard for people like you to comprehend what a pre-nup is?

She is not now or ever getting half of his money.

Jesus.

WhoaJum
WhoaJum

Bitch knew this was going on from the start. That's why she has a mansion in Sweden or wherever the fuck she is from. I don't get why this story is still around. I was watching ESPN and they said that GOLF is going to take a big hit from all this (people who buy tix to watch this live, merchandising, etc)....and that makes me very happy, because GOLF is not a sport. Funny how one guy built up this sport and now its all coming crashing down.

Glimmer
Glimmer

wow.just had to rock that comment.

soccermom
soccermom

She just seems so low key. I'll bet she's dying to find a nice, emotionally healthy man who makes a decent living...nothing crazy...no ego to contend with ya know? ...and no drug/sex/porn addictions...wow what a concept. She's going to find him and have a kickass life. She's beautiful and does not seem like a media/attention whore gold digger. Tiger swept in and wanted to marry her so she did, she probably fell in love with his charming/loving facade...that's not gold digging IMO.

Glimmer
Glimmer

"One Kobe Bryant special coming up!" = anal sex. ;)

Player
Player

Moe - if you really care about Tiger's wife being the victim then you would leave her and her children off your blog. She hasn't done anything to deserve the hounding paparazzi or the questions that they insult her with. Just don't post her pics. end o story!

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

in addition to what she receives she's gonna get large child support for many years.....CA CHING..he has it comming too!

J-Sin
J-Sin

"One Kobe Bryant special coming up!"-The store clerk at Zales. She's take him back.

Boz
Boz

I'm laughing so hard at the caption!

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

he did it because he thought he could get away with it BUT, now he's really gonna get a real screwing (screwing over that is HAHAHAHAHAHA)

those poor kids are too little to understand any of this and are gonna so be hurt by all this mess. He needs to man up & make sure she has the money to take care of those two in the same manner it would be if they stayed married. My heart breaks for them.

Glimmer
Glimmer

What I don't get is........... Why CHEAT on a HOT-PIECE-OF-ASS? Must be the NIGGA side of Tigger!!!!!

and what's the excuse the 500 other million guys that cheat have ??? ah now i get cheating a 'black' thing. got it... ;)

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

What I don't get is........... Why CHEAT on a HOT-PIECE-OF-ASS? Must be the NIGGA side of Tigger!!!!!

Glimmer
Glimmer

do these celebs ever deal with 'regular' guys ????

skilligan
skilligan

if she leaves tiger i guess good for her but she will have to deal with regular guys and i bet she can't handle that

Moe
Moe

half? ya right!

doesn't she "only" get like $80mil?

Mundo
Mundo

I wonder who's next in line...knowing she's going to get a ton a $$$$..I'm sure there's gold digging douchbags just waiting to pounce on this...Life's a bitch.

Moe
Moe

"ground breaking detective work"

It's always nice to get compliments. I'm gonna give you a "This Comment Rocks" point for that one!

AssRammer
AssRammer

Cut the douche loose and take half his money, honey, he's not gonna stop with the big pimpin'

Angus
Angus

Yeah 14 plus women and she plans to leave him, that is ground breaking detective work Moe.

Who would have guessed?

What next, are you going to tell us that water is wet and the sky is blue? lol