BREAKING!! Elin Nordegren Eats Lunch Outside! Plans To Leave Tiger!

Let’s not forget the real victim in all this drama: Not the kids, but Elin Nordegren’s hot, hairless Swedish bod! While Tiger slept with random members of America’s slutty-skanky-ho community, sexually-frustrated Elin was left deserted at home with the kids, an army of Cadillac Escalades and a bottomless ocean of shopping money (which isn’t all that bad).

Anyway, as if we haven’t had enough of this Tiger drama, an upcoming PEOPLE magazine, which hits newsstands this Friday quotes cowardly anonymous sources about Elin Nordegren’s shaky mental state.

…a source close to the golfer’s wife tells PEOPLE, saying, “She plans to leave Tiger.”

Another source says, “She’s made up her mind. There’s nothing to think about: he’s never going to change,” PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue, on newsstands Friday. [Source]

To help fan the flames of the drama behind Elin’s missing wedding band…

While the missing band “meant nothing,” insists a source, a high-profile Florida divorce attorney tells PEOPLE that Nordegren has met with lawyers to renegotiate the Woods’ prenuptial agreement.

On Thursday, workers began moving large items including what appeared to be works of art out of the couple’s home in Windermere, Fla., and Nordegren was seen giving them instructions, according to the New York Post. [Source]