BREAKING!! Elin Nordegren Eats Lunch Outside! Plans To Leave Tiger!

Let’s not forget the real victim in all this drama: Not the kids, but Elin Nordegren’s hot, hairless Swedish bod! While Tiger slept with random members of America’s slutty-skanky-ho community, sexually-frustrated Elin was left deserted at home with the kids, an army of Cadillac Escalades and a bottomless ocean of shopping money (which isn’t all that bad).

Anyway, as if we haven’t had enough of this Tiger drama, an upcoming PEOPLE magazine, which hits newsstands this Friday quotes cowardly anonymous sources about Elin Nordegren’s shaky mental state.

…a source close to the golfer’s wife tells PEOPLE, saying, “She plans to leave Tiger.”

Another source says, “She’s made up her mind. There’s nothing to think about: he’s never going to change,” PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue, on newsstands Friday. [Source]

To help fan the flames of the drama behind Elin’s missing wedding band…

While the missing band “meant nothing,” insists a source, a high-profile Florida divorce attorney tells PEOPLE that Nordegren has met with lawyers to renegotiate the Woods’ prenuptial agreement.

On Thursday, workers began moving large items including what appeared to be works of art out of the couple’s home in Windermere, Fla., and Nordegren was seen giving them instructions, according to the New York Post. [Source]

  • Player

    Moe – if you really care about Tiger’s wife being the victim then you would leave her and her children off your blog. She hasn’t done anything to deserve the hounding paparazzi or the questions that they insult her with. Just don’t post her pics. end o story!

  • soccermom

    She just seems so low key. I’ll bet she’s dying to find a nice, emotionally healthy man who makes a decent living…nothing crazy…no ego to contend with ya know? …and no drug/sex/porn addictions…wow what a concept. She’s going to find him and have a kickass life. She’s beautiful and does not seem like a media/attention whore gold digger. Tiger swept in and wanted to marry her so she did, she probably fell in love with his charming/loving facade…that’s not gold digging IMO.

  • Glimmer

    wow.just had to rock that comment.

  • WhoaJum

    Bitch knew this was going on from the start. That’s why she has a mansion in Sweden or wherever the fuck she is from. I don’t get why this story is still around. I was watching ESPN and they said that GOLF is going to take a big hit from all this (people who buy tix to watch this live, merchandising, etc)….and that makes me very happy, because GOLF is not a sport. Funny how one guy built up this sport and now its all coming crashing down.

  • fact

    LOL these captions are hilarious!

  • Big Papi

    yuck. she’s nothing anyway…fucking hilarious captions though!

  • ObeyYourGod

    Well said. I hope he didn’t give her any diseases from his wild shenanigans, I hope she gets a good chunk of change, and finds what she wants back home in Sweden.

  • FallenRawToast

    Good for her, if she really is leaving him. 1 or 2 affairs, there is a potential to forgive I guess, but with the numbers of women popping up now, it is obvious that this “Tiger” wont be changing its spots.

  • miley virus

    she’s so boring

  • neo geisha

    14 women???

    he should have picked only one prostitute…

    I feel sorry for her…

    money doesn’t erase all the public humiliation

  • d55

    the kid has her short nose.

    “Let’s not forget the real victim in all this drama: Not the kids, but Elin Nordegren’s hot, hairless Swedish bod!”

    The real victim IS the kids above anyone else.

  • d55

    she’s nothing? how is she a nothing?

  • miley virus

    hell hath no fury like the massive robot armies of a woman scorned

  • major_got_banned

    she is ‘ghetto’.