Caption This! (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen @ “Nine” NYC Premiere)

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Can you believe it? The Olsen twins are 23! God damn I feel really old right now.

But anyway, don’t these two look like two cute lil’ baby monkeys?

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Muffin
Muffin

god ,heroin turned them into 2 ugly junks,it's so obvious they have sticks

The Devil
The Devil

Cute just means that they were young-looking.

That doesn't mean that they were ever attractive, which they weren't.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

I agree with you but getting about a billion dollars when you turn 18 must cause a bit of a lifestyle change.

Boz
Boz

well, they are rich monkeys..

KimberlyESQ
KimberlyESQ

I remember when everyone had those timers counting down the seconds until the moment they became legal. Little did we know these two would blossom into true mingers.

Noah
Noah

as the pics above prove, these gazillionaire girls were reasonably cute nomral teens. then they they got caught up in the New York fashion-and-aingst scene, and are now hideous.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I think perhaps it's the hair and eyebrows. They looked fresh and casual back then, now they are trying wayyyyy too hard with this high fashion crap and they just look terrible. Funny how they seem more deluded as they get older.

Xatalia
Xatalia

ugly faces, ugly clothes ... everything ugly about them

Leni
Leni

They both look like they'd smell really bad. Both ugly and never been cute or pretty.

spangly
spangly

They do look like monkeys but not CUTE monkeys. These two seem very weird to me. They are living in their own little world.

The Devil
The Devil

Damn, those bitches are ugly.

They were never hot.

You pervs just lusted after them because they were jailbait.

NO FAT CHICKS
NO FAT CHICKS

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! THESE BITCHES USED TO BE HOT WHEN THEY WERE 15!!! THEY DIDN'T GET FAT BEWEEN NOW AND THEN SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO UGLY NOW!?!?

Mundo
Mundo

two cute lil' baby monkeys?

You can remove cute..please.

Vincebus_Eruptum
Vincebus_Eruptum

its hard to believe thats them alright. they look so different.

skilligan
skilligan

the one on the right looks like she got hit with a bag of WTF

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

This is sad. I think that they peaked(and I'm using the term very lightly) at around 16 and quickly went downhill from then on.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

First, Candace Cameron goes ultra-relgious kooky, then Jodie Sweetin is a druggie, next the Olsen debacle. Did Bob Saget go to the Conrad Bain school of celebrity family parenting?

Sierra
Sierra

They look like what they are; a couple of bulimic, goulish fashion victims.

joey
joey

More like two fucking ugly baby monkeys. What's with those caterpillar eyebrows anyways? These bitches are hideous. Period.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Glad too see they are still rocking the herion chic.....

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Ashley is way hotter. Oh wait, or is that Mary-Kate? Which one killed Heath Ledger, allegedly? I'll take the other.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

Halloween is way over girls find some clothing & throw away those awful costumes you have on....the coke is still getting to them

Big Papi
Big Papi

Ashley can still clean up nice. Wish they'd get a gay friend to be their fashion assistant.

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

I was diggin' Ashley for a minute but this pic here is completely off.

Peccavi
Peccavi

"wonder if it'll move when i look away?"

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

"BITCH...... This about US, not just YOU!!!!!!'

Freep
Freep

but they need to smile and dress better, have some fun. think more full house and less that show they had on ABC Family

Freep
Freep

and by loking i mean looking

Freep
Freep

"OMG It's like loking into a mirror."