Caption This! (Kim Kardashian Lick Like A Lollipop Edition!)

Kim Kardashian hosted a Pre-New Year’s Eve party at Eve Nightclub in Las Vegas.

Anyways, Kim is being sued by the cookie diet company for defamation. Who cares? Apparently she wrote:

“Dr. Siegal’s cookie diet is falsely promoting that I’m on this diet. NOT TRUE! I would never do this unhealthy diet! I do QuickTrim!”

“If this Dr. Siegal is lying about me being on this diet, what else are they lying about?” Source

  • skilligan

    “i once swallowed 250 of these at once”

  • Phillip McCracken

    LMFAO A+

  • Phillip McCracken

    glad SOME people know how it is…

  • Big Papi

    Reggie Bush is an overrated piece of SHIT.

  • miley virus

    shut up asshole

  • IamLegend_2000

    wonder just how much force would be required to shove that thing about 1/2 the way down her throat & leave it loged there until she choked to death on it…..headline…monster truck killed by sugar high and nobody cared

  • IamLegend_2000

    hahahaha great, you hit it right on the spot

  • Phillip McCracken

    what the fuck does that even mean?

    u better stop talking like this tho, Goliano is gonna call you a posuer, and, even to me, its pretty clear you are one.

    and regardless, if your serious about disagreeing with Reggie Bush being the most overrated football player EVER… you need to lay off the crack.

    he came into the NFL and people were calling him Gale Sayers/barry Sanders/eric dickerson but BETTER rolled into one…

  • Afrokid

    I love how you pole jocked Reggie Bush for like, 6 mini paragraphs, you must have a strong boner for him too, but claim it’s your sister lol.

  • Goliano

    F.U.C.K.I.N. A.S.S. HOT!!! Kim in 2010

  • NO FAT CHICKS

    Oink oink

  • Phillip McCracken

    shouldnt you maybe try MORE Than 3?

    reason… she dates/dated whatever they are now this week weather either needs publicity of not, Reggie Bush, who when posted here with HER the women seem to LOVE him… thinking hes hot…

    we all know WhoreRaat is a fucking dirty whore already… just think about how many bitches Reggie Overrated fucked this season while either he was at AWAY games, or even home games while WhoreRaat was in LA filming Keeping up with the Pigdashians….

    how many of THOSE said chicks do u think were ACTUALLY STD free?

    what does Sarah Silverman say? 1 out of every 3 people have aids… look to your left, look to your right, if you dont see someone with aids, its prolly ou….

    but seriously, think about HOW many people have an STD… id suggest by NOW… Reggie Bush has already contracted many from WhoreRaat, but think about how many hes contracted from stupid bitches who want to fuck the most ioverrated piece of shit football player in the history of footba,, ALSO had one and transfered onto HIM…

    dude, you might want to get a rubber mold made of your dick, and have them make you like 2 in thick condoms…. that way not only will you proceed to be safe (rememeber that means no kissing or allowing this skank to touch you with her mouth in anyway) you might ALSO pleawsure her, since i bet iit would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway fucking this used up disgusting piece of shit of a human being.

  • Big Papi

    classic wiseblood…lmao

  • Phillip McCracken

    shouldnt you maybe try MORE Than 3?

    reason… she dates/dated whatever they are now this week weather either needs publicity of not, Reggie Bush, who when posted here with HER the women seem to LOVE him… thinking hes hot…

    we all know WhoreRaat is a fucking dirty whore already… just think about how many bitches Reggie Overrated fucked this season while either he was at AWAY games, or even home games while WhoreRaat was in LA filming Keeping up with the Pigdashians….

    how many of THOSE said chicks do u think were ACTUALLY STD free?

    what does Sarah Silverman say? 1 out of every 3 people have aids… look to your left, look to your right, if you dont see someone with aids, its prolly ou….

    but seriously, think about HOW many people have an STD… id suggest by NOW… Reggie Bush has already contracted many from WhoreRaat, but think about how many hes contracted from stupid bitches who want to fuck the most ioverrated piece of shit football player in the history of footba,, ALSO had one and transfered onto HIM…

    dude, you might want to get a rubber mold made of your dick, and have them make you like 2 in thick condoms…. that way not only will you proceed to be safe (rememeber that means no kissing or allowing this skank to touch you with her mouth in anyway) you might ALSO pleawsure her, since i bet iit would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway fucking this used up disgusting piece of shit of a human being.

  • Bowser

    She likes blue balls

  • wiseblood

    this is too fucking easy.

    i’m thinking about upping my Kim K 2 Rubber Rule to the Kim K 3 Rubber Rule.

    there is no way she left Vegas last night or this morning without her already-harvested STDs multiplying in her soggy vag.

    yes, i still jerk off to her.
    yes, i still find her irritatingly hot.
    yes, i know she is a no-talent, just like the other whores i bitch about.
    yes, i know i’m wasting my time and my jizz bombs on such a useless bitch.

    i get it all.

    my wang can’t help it.

    i like watching her cum 2340802348092348 times on camera.

    so, for 2010, the Kim K 3 Rubber Rule in full effect.

  • Afrokid

    My new years resolution includes my dick being where that lolipop and countless other cocks have been and making it out STD free lol. Tough resolution to follow, only because i’m not sure if i’ll make it out healthy, not that i’m unsure i can get my dick into Kim K’s mouth, i mean who doesn’t hae a chance with that Megawhore?

    But she fits in perfect with my other resolution, the new workout plan includes, Kim + My Bed = 3 hours of super carb destruction, eat it Quick Trim!

  • Angus

    Really?
    We are going to start off the new year with this Lardassian whore?

  • spangly

    She knows exactly what she is doing with that lollipop. The message is: “I like big balls in my mouth!”

  • Dr. Smooth

    She could definently lick my lollipop right after I lick her luscious legs,ass(cheeks not the whole ass),and thighs.

  • scumbag

    I hope that the candy was stuck in her throat.