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Caption This! (Kim Kardashian Lick Like A Lollipop Edition!)

Kim Kardashian hosted a Pre-New Year’s Eve party at Eve Nightclub in Las Vegas.

Anyways, Kim is being sued by the cookie diet company for defamation. Who cares? Apparently she wrote:

“Dr. Siegal’s cookie diet is falsely promoting that I’m on this diet. NOT TRUE! I would never do this unhealthy diet! I do QuickTrim!”

“If this Dr. Siegal is lying about me being on this diet, what else are they lying about?” Source

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scumbag
scumbag

I hope that the candy was stuck in her throat.

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

She could definently lick my lollipop right after I lick her luscious legs,ass(cheeks not the whole ass),and thighs.

skilligan
skilligan

"i once swallowed 250 of these at once"

Big Papi
Big Papi

Reggie Bush is an overrated piece of SHIT.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

wonder just how much force would be required to shove that thing about 1/2 the way down her throat & leave it loged there until she choked to death on it.....headline...monster truck killed by sugar high and nobody cared

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

OH THANK YOU for saying what more than 90% (the smart ones that is) were thinking

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

what the fuck does that even mean?

u better stop talking like this tho, Goliano is gonna call you a posuer, and, even to me, its pretty clear you are one.

and regardless, if your serious about disagreeing with Reggie Bush being the most overrated football player EVER... you need to lay off the crack.

he came into the NFL and people were calling him Gale Sayers/barry Sanders/eric dickerson but BETTER rolled into one...

Afrokid
Afrokid

I love how you pole jocked Reggie Bush for like, 6 mini paragraphs, you must have a strong boner for him too, but claim it's your sister lol.

Goliano
Goliano

F.U.C.K.I.N. A.S.S. HOT!!! Kim in 2010

J
J

You read my mind lazydayz, but I would prefer NO posts, of this talentless, vapid, fake, plastic and pathetic, horse face waste of space.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

shouldnt you maybe try MORE Than 3?

reason... she dates/dated whatever they are now this week weather either needs publicity of not, Reggie Bush, who when posted here with HER the women seem to LOVE him... thinking hes hot...

we all know WhoreRaat is a fucking dirty whore already... just think about how many bitches Reggie Overrated fucked this season while either he was at AWAY games, or even home games while WhoreRaat was in LA filming Keeping up with the Pigdashians....

how many of THOSE said chicks do u think were ACTUALLY STD free?

what does Sarah Silverman say? 1 out of every 3 people have aids... look to your left, look to your right, if you dont see someone with aids, its prolly ou....

but seriously, think about HOW many people have an STD... id suggest by NOW... Reggie Bush has already contracted many from WhoreRaat, but think about how many hes contracted from stupid bitches who want to fuck the most ioverrated piece of shit football player in the history of footba,, ALSO had one and transfered onto HIM...

dude, you might want to get a rubber mold made of your dick, and have them make you like 2 in thick condoms.... that way not only will you proceed to be safe (rememeber that means no kissing or allowing this skank to touch you with her mouth in anyway) you might ALSO pleawsure her, since i bet iit would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway fucking this used up disgusting piece of shit of a human being.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

shouldnt you maybe try MORE Than 3?

reason... she dates/dated whatever they are now this week weather either needs publicity of not, Reggie Bush, who when posted here with HER the women seem to LOVE him... thinking hes hot...

we all know WhoreRaat is a fucking dirty whore already... just think about how many bitches Reggie Overrated fucked this season while either he was at AWAY games, or even home games while WhoreRaat was in LA filming Keeping up with the Pigdashians....

how many of THOSE said chicks do u think were ACTUALLY STD free?

what does Sarah Silverman say? 1 out of every 3 people have aids... look to your left, look to your right, if you dont see someone with aids, its prolly ou....

but seriously, think about HOW many people have an STD... id suggest by NOW... Reggie Bush has already contracted many from WhoreRaat, but think about how many hes contracted from stupid bitches who want to fuck the most ioverrated piece of shit football player in the history of footba,, ALSO had one and transfered onto HIM...

dude, you might want to get a rubber mold made of your dick, and have them make you like 2 in thick condoms.... that way not only will you proceed to be safe (rememeber that means no kissing or allowing this skank to touch you with her mouth in anyway) you might ALSO pleawsure her, since i bet iit would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway fucking this used up disgusting piece of shit of a human being.

Big Papi
Big Papi

classic wiseblood...lmao

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

hehe yeah the shoulder pads made me have an '80s flashback. Ohhh how I am still scared by the '80s.

Bowser
Bowser

She likes blue balls

wiseblood
wiseblood

this is too fucking easy.

i'm thinking about upping my Kim K 2 Rubber Rule to the Kim K 3 Rubber Rule.

there is no way she left Vegas last night or this morning without her already-harvested STDs multiplying in her soggy vag.

yes, i still jerk off to her.

yes, i still find her irritatingly hot.

yes, i know she is a no-talent, just like the other whores i bitch about.

yes, i know i'm wasting my time and my jizz bombs on such a useless bitch.

i get it all.

my wang can't help it.

i like watching her cum 2340802348092348 times on camera.

so, for 2010, the Kim K 3 Rubber Rule in full effect.

Afrokid
Afrokid

My new years resolution includes my dick being where that lolipop and countless other cocks have been and making it out STD free lol. Tough resolution to follow, only because i'm not sure if i'll make it out healthy, not that i'm unsure i can get my dick into Kim K's mouth, i mean who doesn't hae a chance with that Megawhore?

But she fits in perfect with my other resolution, the new workout plan includes, Kim + My Bed = 3 hours of super carb destruction, eat it Quick Trim!

Angus
Angus

Really?

We are going to start off the new year with this Lardassian whore?

spangly
spangly

She knows exactly what she is doing with that lollipop. The message is: "I like big balls in my mouth!"

Leni
Leni

What an awful dress, SHOULDER PADS, really?

Her face....Kim looks so much like her mom.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

I absoultely love every previous comment to mine when im writing this.

WhoreRaat is a fucking pig. she should live in a fucking pig sty. not metaphorically, literally. she should live in a sty of her own disease ridden fucking filth. instead of spreading it around.

but i DO need to thank these guys, i was waiting to throw up, and seeing her nasty fucking face put me over the edge...

WiseMan
WiseMan

What a fuckin SLLUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Big Papi
Big Papi

Another day, another party for her to crash.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

I resolve to hate this no talent, LardASSian whore even more in 2010.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Ok,we get it Kim,you can suck things. So can everything else with a mouth.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Less posts of this stupid cunt in the new year would be greatly appreciated moejackson. :)

Boz
Boz

whore.