Bastadly Asks: What’s Tori Spelling Morphing Into?

Let’s say this is the best photo from the set! Anyway, these were snapped at NBC Universal’s Press Tour Cocktail Party held in Los Angeles.

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ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

I've said it before, I'll say it again. It appears that Aaron Spelling was injected with alien DNA and has passed it along to Tori.

svetlana
svetlana

She probably has fine, fluffy hair like that all over, but is removing most of it.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Not to be a smartass, but we're all 'morphing into older versions' of ourselves. It's called aging. Ok, maybe that was to be a smartass.

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

Oh good lord. I wish I hadn't seen these pictures. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight. A fuzzy-faced troll would be visiting my dreams.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

It was good to be "daddy's girl", until daddy died.

Freep
Freep

the people of Pandora find that offensive

Boz
Boz

Gross!!!!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Totaly, she's looking like him more and more.

Tapper
Tapper

She is morphing into an older version of her always-ugly self. Makeup, cosmetic surgery and anything else won't ever be enough to change her lot in life.

Xatalia
Xatalia

its not human anymore

d55
d55

and also the make up doesnt help, either. Dark lipstick with dark blue eyeshadow? WTF?

d55
d55

why wont she get a jaw reduction? if i had her money, i would have gotten my jaw reduced a looong time ago. There is nothing right in this woman's face, and when i saw her husband, i was pretty shocked because i thought women like her ended up with really ugly dudes. He's prettier than she is.

ninja...
ninja...

if her face is that hairy,

how hairy is her KNUCKLES!...

all you pervs thought i meant her her hairy cootch and butthole...

remember the rule of hair for ladies...

if she shaves on top she carries a mop...

if she shaves her mop, she's easy... :P

ugly and rich is this thing... she was tight, bony and spoiled...

TheBestThereIs
TheBestThereIs

I feel really bad. I never knew that you could be born ugly, and then get uglier over the years. When she was in her prime she was already a 0, but now she's gone to negative numbers, double digits at that. What a way to go down in history...as the first alien we allowed to walk amongst us.

ninja...
ninja...

she looks like vincent in the 80's beauty and the beast...

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

In this picture she looks like the kid in the movie "Mask" Check out that chin, that thing is nuts!

J
J

BUTTERFACE Triple bag it and put it out to pasture, this talentless horse face has always annoyed me.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Oh my, how can she even go out in public, let alone be on T.V.? Her face is so narrow and long, it's almost like it's non-existent, yet she has huge creepy features. This is like some Twilight Zone shit!

major_got_banned
major_got_banned

that furry muppet chick in the muppet band.

(too many pics of that really)

Kristin
Kristin

Holy mackerel! I damn near vomited my dinner when I saw this hideous creature. Ugliest mammal I have ever had to look at.

skilligan
skilligan

she looks like her ghost father

spangly
spangly

yea I noticed all that hair. Blondes are supposed to have more hair on their bodies than brunettes. Her's is VERY noticeable in those closeups. As wealthy as she is, what about laser removal?

Sasss
Sasss

Is that HAIR on her face in the second photo?!?!? looks like her face is covered in some fuzz (sp?) and next time she might want to check her foundation in a natural light... she has ghost face.

Glimmer
Glimmer

'Add some blue... and she looks like she would fit in perfectly in the movie Avatar'

that was brutal...

Glimmer
Glimmer

'Add some blue... and she looks like she would fit in perfectly in the movie Avatar'

that was brutal...

iambastard
iambastard

HOLY JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN!!! I randomly clicked on the scroll bar and it landed on these pics.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Wow, worst face ever. I see ugly really doesn't limit you when you have daddy getting you in the door. And I don't understand, if this is not an occasion for a brownbag, what is?

lazydayz
lazydayz

That's really disturbing.

lazydayz
lazydayz

It's true though, that nice can be really boring.

svetlana
svetlana

that hair on her face is probably the result of anorexia--the body actually starts growing more hair as an insulation to replace a lack of fat. It's really sad :(

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

i guess. lol that's not redeeming really, that's the bare minimum. ugly ppl better be damn nice. nothing worse than an ugly bitch except an ugly, boring bitch.

concubine
concubine

I haven't seen the Princess and The Frog movie but because it is a Disney movie, there is probably an evil frog in it that looks like Tori.

lazydayz
lazydayz

She could be a nice person. That's a little redeeming.

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

What's with all the hair on her face? Maybe she is part Yeti. Quick, someone call Nation Geographic!

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

i know right? i kinda feel sorry for her. most women can at least somewhat hot if they try but she's hopeless in the looks department.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

oh hell no. javier is hot in his own way and he's extremely talented. this bitch has no redeeming qualities. harsh but true.

Leni
Leni

+1, no plastic surgery can make that face look decent

Big Papi
Big Papi

Looking more and more like Kate Gosselin.

Powerpack
Powerpack

What's Tori Spelling Morphing Into?

Javier Bardem

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

one of the most unattractive ppl i've ever seen in my life.