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Boz
Boz

here monkey, monkey, monkey..

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

please make sure there is an inappropriate comment in regards to heath ledger in this movie.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

They're creepy and they're kooky,

Mysterious and spooky,

They're all together ooky,

The Olsen Family.

Angus
Angus

Already working on the script.

You will be one of the first to read it.

It would be cool if I ever got it made and the two of them played vampires.

OfficialAurah-leigh
OfficialAurah-leigh

Ok so this is CRAZY!

THe DRESS IS FUGLYY

The makeup sucksss

SHe looks wayyy better as a brunette

She needs a fukin tan

and she needs it fast!

Hire Victoria's secret MUA

or something

or Kim KArdashians!

They are RICHHHHH

yet can't manage to be HOT

sandra
sandra

I love this! She doesn't look like everyone else and it's funny to watch.

crabstew
crabstew

The third Monday in January has been declared the most depressing day of the year...I believe we have the new poster child for Blue Monday

J
J

Neither of them have ever been attractive, they look like rats and this is just hideous.

J
J

LMAO

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

I bet she takes icewater baths before sex....

ninja...
ninja...

page 2, pic 2

palm reader: "wait, according to your palm you're already dead..."

ashley: "oh, i ordered the demerol laced bananas..."

--

page 2, pic 3

trollsen: "hey who's laughing back there!? undead, pill-popping monkey's have feelings too."

ashley: "MUST... FIGHT... URGE... TO... SCURRY... UP... SCAFFOLDING.. AND... THROW... MY... SHIT... AT... PHOTOGS!!!!"

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Who told her she can pull off dark eyebrows and dark lipstick?

joey
joey

Let me guess. Ashley Olsen is starring in the live action version of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride?

WiseMan
WiseMan

Now that's a summary!

WiseMan
WiseMan

The deep & hard treatment........to her??? What kind of man do you think I am? She looks like a ghost.

Glimmer
Glimmer

can't the rich guys do better ??? ;)

rocked your post.had some interesting bits indeed.

Freep
Freep

moments like this that make Mary-Kate angry they are identical

Glimmer
Glimmer

angus...casting director.i can't wait. :)

mich
mich

okay i burst into laughter when i saw her face! lmao. im going to save these pics and look at them whenever im having a bad day.

wow.

Altair
Altair

hide-fucking-ous

Big Papi
Big Papi

These Olsen twins are so fucked in the head. As I recall they were going to be normal girls, and go to NYU and have careers....how quickly that changed.

They've looked like shit ever since that last movie they did. Then they got all into the celebrity scene and got all fucking stupid with their looks, choices of men, and fashion.

Now they are ugly, skinny, shitty dressers, weird habits....okay okay...if you are a multi Oscar winner, then sure you can get away with that because you're a one of a kind talent. But for some stupid child actors? Fuck no...you're a fucking pair of wackos.

At least Ashley looked hot for a couple years after Mary Kate started being a stick figure. To hell with them now...unless they gain a few pounds and dress like normal people (or undress)...then fuck them both. They are too busy sucking ugly rich guy dick.

Mundo
Mundo

One word....YUCK!

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

She is really ugly. There's no other word for it.

Angus
Angus

They really need to put her and her sister in vampire movies.

They would fit in perfectly.

wiseblood
wiseblood

is she dead?

i don't get it. she looks miserable.

i guess you can when you wipe your twat with $100 bills when you have your period.

Glimmer
Glimmer

no, she's only dead artistically...

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I would say "KILL IT WITH FIRE", but apparently it is already dead.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Taylor Momsen wants her makeup back.

Mickey Doomsday
Mickey Doomsday

Actually, is really is dead in these pictures and has been for weeks... turns out Mary Kate murdered her, too.

Glimmer
Glimmer

vampires are usually a bit easier on the eyes... ;)

WiseMan
WiseMan

This just gets more and more bizarre.

Peccavi
Peccavi

holy zombie bait batman!!! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

skilligan
skilligan

is she even human or is she a vampire?