Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!

- Keeley Hazell Is Busting Out In Zoo [HollywoodTuna]
- 28 Beauty Queens Gone Wild [CO-ED Magazine]
- Audrina is Still a Waste of Time [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Gisele Bundchen Had A Water Birth [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jessica Simpson smelt it, dealt it [Celebslam]
- DV Hotties in the Wild [Double Viking]

- The 50 Most Racist Movies (You Didn’t Think Were Racist) [Complex]
- JLo And Posh Wear The Same Size [Dlisted]
- The Bill Gates Table Dance Remix [Celebrity Odor]
- Honest Twister Commercial [Manofest]

- Laure-Anne Tombeur [Flabber]
- Kersal Massive meet Kevin Powder [Monkey Review]
- Mila Kunis GQ Magazine Outtakes [Celeb Jihad]
- Kate Moss Goes Gray [Yeeeah!]

- Trailer: Summer’s Blood [MoeFresh]
- Susan Sarandon is kinky [The Blemish]
- Hilary Duff’s Body Is Back On Track [The Grumpiest]
- sORb [LingoLux]
- The Internet’s Best Period-Related iPad Jokes [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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161 comments
Lau Evian
Lau Evian

she is the perfect example of you cannot have it all...stop throwing your flatscreen in the air

Joanna172
Joanna172

i hate what shes wearing in this photo shoot eww.

Boz
Boz

looking average here.

Brasileira
Brasileira

She is so beautiful, but I've realized that she looks so much better in video than photos. It's like she has this super sweet sexy aura about her. She's very charming I think.

the kitten
the kitten

shes lucky, she'll always looks young

Freep
Freep

no i think we all need a little break from Candice V. Doutzen

mikey j
mikey j

damn. pretty much purrrrfect candy cane candice ;)

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Haha! See how east it is?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Very nice body but Doutzen is more beautiful.

yuck
yuck

brooklyn decker has some body, damn

yuck
yuck

wow looks like a fucking barbie doll

JonYo
JonYo

She's very attractive and all, but she's also a little alien looking.

Glimmer
Glimmer

impressive roxy.beyond beyond impressive even. i never saw or knew of the orginal pic just the one that made the poster.cool work roxy...

but the main concern/worry wasn't the eye color thing/i thought it was getting me a blowjob. right ??? you have to find a female for that. ha ha...

the eye color discussion was just secondary.right ???? ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

great.i alwats love when you're around. :)

Ari
Ari

: ) indeed!

Freep
Freep

lmfao good job detective

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Not contacts, but fake nonetheless.

Ari
Ari

I'd like to be friends with it

KimberlyESQ
KimberlyESQ

I need a way to distract myself because I'm working late - trial next week. Meh.

svetlana
svetlana

love her super curvy frame and those exotically shaped baby blues!

witz
witz

i don't like her face, specifically nose and mouth, but she's still pretty, i guess.

salma
salma

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice!!!!!!!!

Glimmer
Glimmer

but we care about hearing that you enjoy sex.so we care about 'those things'. ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

'but you live and learn...'

and post and then post again. :)

Freep
Freep

huh? did you slip a roofie in my Apple Jui...*unconscious*

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Hahaha! No, that's just my point of view, but I'm sure others don't care about those things.

KimberlyESQ
KimberlyESQ

I don't drink...but I enjoy a good "smoke". When I'm not working, of course. Why else would I play so much Mario Kart?

I was quite the out of control international clubber for a couple years, so I consider myself to be comparatively tame these days. I'm certain neither my brain nor my liver will ever be normal again, but you live and learn...

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Well that's really cool then, lucky her! But I totally agree about eye shape. Take Sarah Jessica Parker as an example, she has nice eye color, but her eyes are really small and squinty so it looks ugly.

Glimmer
Glimmer

Freep

*clears throat*

knocks freep unconscious. ;)

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Yes, exactly, I hate the way I act when I'm drunk, then when I'm not drunk I notice how retarded the drunk people really do act. It's just not my cup of tea.

And ditto about the sex thing.

Glimmer
Glimmer

arrgh that's supposed to read thank you written in the sand...

Freep
Freep

i dont because easiest way to avoid being an alcoholic bum is to not drink in the first place. who doesnt love sex?

Glimmer
Glimmer

did we just post at the same time...??? ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

put does +100 plus mean i'm wetter than salma ??? ;)

salma
salma

posting fever baby!!!!!!!

salma
salma

hey my lovely bastards i was watching grey's anatmony lol

no i don't drink cause alcohol makes people act stupid and i hate that, i might be a boring person but i hate alcohol, love sex thou ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

FoxyRoxy

'Aren't those contacts anyways? That doesn't count!'

uh,roxy, if i was getting a blowjob should i be deducting points because the female is wearing contacts ??? i mean i want to know the proper etiquette for this situation...

i mean a guy like me *that doesn't* have big hands should just be glad to get a blowjob from a female. right ???

and that would make it *count* as epic....

and i'm really running now... ;)