Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!

– Keeley Hazell Is Busting Out In Zoo [HollywoodTuna]
– 28 Beauty Queens Gone Wild [CO-ED Magazine]
– Audrina is Still a Waste of Time [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

– Gisele Bundchen Had A Water Birth [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jessica Simpson smelt it, dealt it [Celebslam]
– DV Hotties in the Wild [Double Viking]

– The 50 Most Racist Movies (You Didn’t Think Were Racist) [Complex]
– JLo And Posh Wear The Same Size [Dlisted]
– The Bill Gates Table Dance Remix [Celebrity Odor]
– Honest Twister Commercial [Manofest]

– Laure-Anne Tombeur [Flabber]
– Kersal Massive meet Kevin Powder [Monkey Review]
– Mila Kunis GQ Magazine Outtakes [Celeb Jihad]
– Kate Moss Goes Gray [Yeeeah!]

– Trailer: Summer’s Blood [MoeFresh]
– Susan Sarandon is kinky [The Blemish]
– Hilary Duff’s Body Is Back On Track [The Grumpiest]
– sORb [LingoLux]
– The Internet’s Best Period-Related iPad Jokes [The Bastardly Society]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

  • ObeyYourGod

    Bravo to the Duff. Being on GG must be having an impact on her. Keeley looks great too.

  • skilligan

    stunning, i am for both, no need to argue

  • Topkap?Saray?12

    Gorgeous!!!And i rarely use that word to describe blondes.

  • J-Sin

    It’s gonna be the Bastardly Civil War Part Two! There’ll be more bloodshed than the old Alessandra vs Adriana wars!

  • Glimmer

    anyone brave enough to do a super super blotd hybrid/suggestion thing. this i’d love to hear…

  • d55

    those eyes…oh my god.

  • salma

    gorgeous face!!!!!!!

  • Glimmer

    hmm…thanks d55, i needed to post this again. 😉

    “those eyes…oh my god”

  • Glimmer

    but she’s maybe not as cool as a belly dancer… 🙂

  • salma

    hahahahahaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Glimmer

    🙂

  • EvilSamurai

    She is a cake face.

  • salma

    you are too damn cute Glimmer!!!!!!!!

  • Topkap?Saray?12

    Does anyone knows Candice’s ethnicity?
    I know she’s from South Africa But what are her origins?
    Swanepoel sounds Dutch to me.And there are a lot of Dutch people in South Africa.

  • Glimmer

    and i’m waiting for kim to get into this thread… 🙂

  • WiseMan

    Yeah she will do.

  • d55

    her eyes might be pretty but the eyebrows are so fucked up that you can’t tell…eyebrows, eyelashes play a huge role in the way eyes appear…until then, those eyes are not epic.

  • FoxyRoxy

    I love her! I really like the 3rd picture on page 2. So pretty!

  • Freep

    another +100 comment post man we’re on a roll

  • FoxyRoxy

    Aren’t those contacts anyways? That doesn’t count!

  • d55

    those are not contacts…plus, it’s not color that makes eyes beautiful…it’s the shape

  • Glimmer

    always love the details you can kick in. has your eye for noticing things always been this sharp ???

    until then, *meaning* until she gives *me* a blowjob. those eyes are not epic. love your train of thought d55… 😉

  • salma

    posting fever baby!!!!!!!

  • Glimmer

    FoxyRoxy

    ‘Aren’t those contacts anyways? That doesn’t count!’

    uh,roxy, if i was getting a blowjob should i be deducting points because the female is wearing contacts ??? i mean i want to know the proper etiquette for this situation…

    i mean a guy like me *that doesn’t* have big hands should just be glad to get a blowjob from a female. right ???

    and that would make it *count* as epic….

    and i’m really running now… 😉

  • Glimmer

    put does +100 plus mean i’m wetter than salma ??? 😉

  • Glimmer

    did we just post at the same time…??? 😉

  • FoxyRoxy

    Well that’s really cool then, lucky her! But I totally agree about eye shape. Take Sarah Jessica Parker as an example, she has nice eye color, but her eyes are really small and squinty so it looks ugly.

  • Glimmer
  • FoxyRoxy

    Hahaha! No, that’s just my point of view, but I’m sure others don’t care about those things.

  • salma

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice!!!!!!!!

  • Glimmer

    but we care about hearing that you enjoy sex.so we care about ‘those things’. 😉

  • witz

    i don’t like her face, specifically nose and mouth, but she’s still pretty, i guess.

  • svetlana

    love her super curvy frame and those exotically shaped baby blues!

  • FoxyRoxy


    Well well well, look what I found. I guess my sneaking suspicion was right after all.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Not contacts, but fake nonetheless.

  • Freep

    lmfao good job detective

  • Glimmer

    impressive roxy.beyond beyond impressive even. i never saw or knew of the orginal pic just the one that made the poster.cool work roxy…

    but the main concern/worry wasn’t the eye color thing/i thought it was getting me a blowjob. right ??? you have to find a female for that. ha ha…

    the eye color discussion was just secondary.right ???? 😉

  • Glimmer

    *cough cough*

    I guess my sneaking suspicion was right after all

  • JonYo

    She’s very attractive and all, but she’s also a little alien looking.

  • yuck

    wow looks like a fucking barbie doll

  • yuck

    brooklyn decker has some body, damn

  • AlinaMaria

    Very nice body but Doutzen is more beautiful.

  • FoxyRoxy

    Haha! See how east it is?

  • FoxyRoxy

    easy.

  • Freep

    definitely

  • mikey j

    damn. pretty much purrrrfect candy cane candice 😉

  • One comment to end them all

    MOAR CANDICE NAO

  • Freep

    no i think we all need a little break from Candice V. Doutzen

  • the kitten

    shes lucky, she’ll always looks young

  • Brasileira

    She is so beautiful, but I’ve realized that she looks so much better in video than photos. It’s like she has this super sweet sexy aura about her. She’s very charming I think.

  • Boz

    looking average here.