Audrina Patridge w/ New Boy-Toy Ryan Cabrera @ The Viper Room

After spending a few days having massive amounts of sex in Cabo San Lucas, Audrina & her musician boyfriend Ryan Cabrera are back in L.A. From the looks of these pics, Ryan already looks a lil’ annoyed by Audrina, so I’m pretty sure he’ll sex her up for a couple more weeks & then move on to the next hottie…Bastard.

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IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

let's get her & any two lardassians on Jeopardy....can you just imagine the end of it.....

alex: well as no one has anything in the plus side we won't be having a normal final jeopardy. in place of that we're just gonna throw a few pairs of shoes & some handbags out & let them get into a cat fight for them...

scumbag
scumbag

BOOOBS!!... Boobs... boobs?

WTF, Audrina:

I don't enter here to see you intellect.

KimberlyESQ
KimberlyESQ

I think any of the Kardashian sisters are a lot smarter than Audrina - which is sad, really. Audrina is borderline retarded.

Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan
Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan

Oh, I didn't notice in that photographer shot, but yes, he's still alive, and actually, I known his music artist pretty much very long time.

mich
mich

"musician boyfriend Ryan Cabrera"

lol

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

agreed, I'd jump on her as long as I'm not required to stay around after that. cute she is with those store bought boobs and all but being brain fried just doesn't make it long term relationships a reality unless the other one is just as brainless. you hit it on the head with the lardassian and her conversation possibilties.

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

I don't know how that douchebag can handle having sex with a girl who would constantly roll her eyes up to the ceiling. That would be so bizarre. *snickering*

d55
d55

that thing is straight? he looks like a fag...a douche fag

spangly
spangly

She is the very definition of vapid. Her and the Kardashians could talk for hours about shoes and makeup and hair and never actually have a conversation. Even the stuff they are interested in is all surface. Audrina would have no idea why one MAC eyeliner is better than a Revlon eyeliner or why anything works the way it does. I have defended her as the most beautiful girl in Hollyweird many times but I agree with you 100% that I could never data a girl or woman like that. I think that is why I want to fuck her so badly. That is what she is built for.

skilligan
skilligan

that's some great ashlee simpson leftovers u got there

Glimmer
Glimmer

peccavi,i think that goes on a case by case basis. ;)

Boz
Boz

Ryan Cabrera?

I thought he's dead..

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Wow, Adam Lambert called he wants his look back.

lazydayz
lazydayz

It's name is Chaz Bono now.

Angus
Angus

So what has Cabrera been up to lately, washing cars?

Angus
Angus

He looks like a skinnier version of Cher's daughter, I mean son...whatever.

Chastity Bono.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I can't stand this ditzy bitch. Audrina's not one of my faves either.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Ryan is really not aging well.

Freep
Freep

lmfao was this at a douchebag convention or does every dude in cali look ridiculous. who are these mooks?

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

whatever worthwhile of her to find he's already found....when he gets tired of conversations that are about make-up and shoes he'll move on to someone who isn't brain dead.....kinda difficult to have nothing but sex 24/7 gotta have a talk about what's in the news now & then....little miss celing eyes is "like ya'kno totally kinda brain fried dude"...yea that'll get boring very fast....pull your pants down girl as that's all you are about, geeze give me a gal with a mind thanx

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

She is getting quite a bit more meat on those bones. NICE!!!!

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

I was hoping she'd go all Karen Carpenter and just die.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I like how she's not ridiculously skinny any more.

Xatalia
Xatalia

He looks like a fat ugly chick

Mundo
Mundo

The dude looks so weird...he reminds of Ozzie O..and yeah, she could do a lot better..cause she is hot...conked out eyes and all....she still a woodie maker...

Peccavi
Peccavi

i know how worthless and stupid this bitch is, and i am in no way a fan. does that mean that i can't want to stick my thingy in her hoo hoo??

Joanna172
Joanna172

ughh ew i agreee. this dude is an ugly messss. wtf is up with his hair. can you say double chinnnnn

KimberlyESQ
KimberlyESQ

He is beyond unattractive. His music is awful.

Audrina, if you're going to bang musicians, can you at least bang some decent ones? Or are they not interested - and this pile of faux alterna-turd is the best you can do?

WiseMan
WiseMan

Oh yeh, not denying she's "hot". She'd get ploughed. Enough said.

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

Does it really matter if she looks at you ever? Dumb as rocks but this chick is stupid hot.

WiseMan
WiseMan

She's got the typical dumbfuck look, but atleast on the west coast they admit they are whores. On the east coast they just deny it even if it's true. Same goes in London.