BLAND CAM: Amanda Bynes @ The Maxim 2010 Super Bowl Party

These were snapped over the weekend in Miami.

It looks like someone needs a retooling! Maybe Amanda should have a talk with Heidi Montag? Let’s just say if she busted out on the scene with a few plastic surgery procedures, I can’t really see it hurting her crippled career…

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FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

nice legs though need to be displayed on special occasions, IMO.

Freep
Freep

aMANda needs to stay inside

jta
jta

seriously,what is this...cause I can't believe its supposed to be makeup. It looks like some kind of allergic reaction.and btw,doesn't she look like miley cyrus's older sister?

The Devil
The Devil

Thank you!!!!

I've been saying that for years. If he was an average lookin' guy who played for the Pittsburgh Pirates, nobody would care about the guy.

A-Rod was 10X the SS that Jeter was/is and Nomar Garciaparra was 15x better in his prime.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

he looks like he wants to rape you regardless of your gender and then finger paint the walls with your entrails. Yeah this mofo looks like he should be on Texas Chainsaw Massacre, not a pulpit.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I think it shouldn't make a difference but it does. A tan is sexy, at least that's what most people think. I used to love tanning in the summer but now I stay out of the sun, it's not worth the risk.

Glimmer
Glimmer

the way to get him back is to give him a bastardly.com tee. ;)

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

Amanda looks pathetic holding her maxim cover. Shameless self-promotion.

Vanessa is a goddess. I don't even care that she slept with Jeter who is nothing more than an average shortstop, but has the marketing advantage of playing on the yankees.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Ok I just read that, and it sounds like she done scared her chocolate man off.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

fuck tanning. pasty chicks for the win.

Boz
Boz

oh man...

she's funny but not a Maxim girl.

pills
pills

her head looks huge. and ive never found orange women attractive, i'll take a woman that goes with her natural skin color over a fake orange girl.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

It is funny how time has changed this. A 100 yrs back having a tan was something that was seen as a low class, beneath people of society, something only a common laborer would have. Now adays having a good tan is sign of afflunce, lesiure and at times a fashion accesory. Funny how these things change.

The Devil
The Devil

Why do people tan?

I don't get it.

I've never seen a fine White girl and said, "Man, if she were darker, I'd find her attractive".

Does it really make that big of a difference?

Ari
Ari

wow seriously?

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

I'd crawl a mile on my belly over broken glass just to get a sniff of her dirty panties

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

That is one ugly dude and the fact that he's portraying himself as holier than thou is not helping his case.

lazydayz
lazydayz

She'll always look better with green slime dumped over her dumb head.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

well she's sure been working out lately & looks very hot now.....who's the guy who got hit in the face by a snowplow?...not tryn' to be mean to him just don't know, for real

J-Sin
J-Sin

Double Oww!!

Man Face Maniston
Man Face Maniston

WoW this many bad comments, Usually she gets all good one's. Anyways I think she looks better than most celebs her age.

hula
hula

She looks like she has cheeto dust on her face

Oh and you're in trouble if not even a HL bandage dress creates the impression of curves

Conclusion-- overrated, less than average

Angus
Angus

Hate this crooked prick Joel Osteen.

Whenever I am referring to someone as a crook, I always call them Joel Osteen jr.

WiseMan
WiseMan

Nah no way. She's not appealing in any way, but she might be someones cup of tea, so fair do.

rfront_3
rfront_3

Amanda isn't what I think of when I think of a Maxum girl. She should go find a Soap Opera to go act in for the next 20 years

spangly
spangly

Thanks Glim... I know it's your thing to post funny pics but when something comes to mind, I like to join you!

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

lol i know its pretty bad, especially the accumulation of orange around her hairline!

Glimmer
Glimmer

thanks for the knowledge, a.m.

:)

spangly
spangly

Its a shame that her Maxim shoot overshadows her real life pictures. I agree with Leni and others that she seems to have no hips and is making what is usually a hot dress look boring. Plus it looks like she spilled something on the dress. There are a couple of small spots on it. Her hair is thin and fried. Really crappy. Vanessa looks hot as lava compared to her.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

True, it just emphasizes the lack of curves on this one.

Sparks
Sparks

If there was anyone to make a Herve Ledger dress look unsexy, its her.

zeus
zeus

she's growing up

Glimmer
Glimmer

'why do whores want to look orange when they "tan"?'

because orange is the color of energy...

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

The face leaves a lot to be desired.

Player
Player

Her lips are too muted and her hair looks like it was stuck in a dryer way too long. She has great legs and sometimes a cute smile but she is borderline "meh" category in these pics.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Her makeup isn't the greatest here, but she's very much doable still!

Now who is the creepy dude with her?

wiseblood
wiseblood

why do whores want to look orange when they "tan"?

i was sticking up for this chipmunk-cheek bitch for a good long time because i dig her legs and love it when she wears good fuck me boots, but this...no fucking way.

NO fucking way.

i ain't down with orange.