Heidi Montag Does A Creepy Lingerie Photo Shoot in Las Vegas

We don’t know whether to be turned on or extremely freaked out, so you guys take a stab at these. And, even though the whorebag won’t admit it, we all know King Douche Spencer Pratt is behind all this bullshit. God knows what kind of spell or drugs he’s working on Heidi to make her walk this suicidal path, but it must be somewhat similar to what Brian Austin Green is using on Megan Fox

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xo
xo

sad thing is.. she paid alot of money to look that bad. kinda comical in a way..

annak
annak

this bitch has shit for brains.

fugly ass bitch.

the kitten
the kitten

what? i would never even know that was her. shes the second bitch ive seen today who falls under the category of 'wanting to look like someone im not', but shes to the extreme, between that and the plastic surgeries. why cant some girls realise that bleached hair from root to tip, AND bleached eyebrows looks fucking ridiculous and fake and unflattering? does she really think people are going to believe she was born that way? this girl has serious problems, like severe self esteem problems

The Devil
The Devil

She had those before.

She's been fake.

That's my point.

She already had a ton of surgeries before these, but it was her horseface that was really the problem.

The Devil
The Devil

She had those before.

She's been fake.

That's my point.

She already had a ton of surgeries before these, but it was her horseface that was really the problem.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

LOL I agree with The Devil. I personally thinks she looks better now. I hate plastic surgery, but she definitely improved. Yeah, it looks a bit strange and fake since I know its Heidi and I know what she looked like before. But if this were my first time seeing Heidi Montag, I'd say she looks fine, and kind of hot.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

No I wouldnt.

Big fat fake plastic titties are a turn off for me.

The Devil
The Devil

If nobody told you that was Heidi, you'd definitely agree that she looks better than "old Heidi", right?

It's because everybody knows that she underwent all the surgery that makes her sooooo creepy to people.

Player
Player

Its between Heidi and Blake Lively

Melzie
Melzie

Playboy is such garbage... but still, is this really the best they can do?

Sammy
Sammy

Look at her face, she can't even show emotion anymore.

Which is a good thing. Cause if she could - she would be crying her eyeballs out.

Boz
Boz

I cant even recognize her.

Big Papi
Big Papi

What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Big Papi
Big Papi

What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Big Papi
Big Papi

What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Big Papi
Big Papi

What an arrogant bitch...Playboy needs to offer first.

90 percent synthetic whore.

Afrokid
Afrokid

Wake me up when the sex tape drops.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

She went from "real life plain" to "plasitc comedy" I dont see how this is an up or a down. If anything it is a lateral move...

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

She says she is going to be doing playboy again, now that she is "fixed up".

Angus
Angus

Mommy I'm scared...

Schmange
Schmange

Her right eye is bigger than her left one now.. she almost looks like somebody who got smashed in the face and had reconstructive surgery.

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

She's completely insane, but that could be an asset in the bedroom. I wouldn't turn her away.

The Devil
The Devil

Nobody wants to be honest here, so I will. . . . .

She is 10x better looking than she used to be. I used to look at this horseface trick on here for years and wonder, "Who finds this heifer attractive"?

But now, if I had never seen or heard of her before. . . I'd hit it.

I know everybody hates the fakeness, but at least she went up instead of down.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

lmao actually i wasn't but thanks angus. no but everyone has their insecure days and when i do i just look at this bitch and i feel better about myself. not just the way i look, just life in general.

SillyBilly
SillyBilly

She thinks it's acceptable to have pictures taken looking like that?

Angus
Angus

Newsflash, you are pretty.

I know you were fishing for compliments so I felt the need to be the first one to bite. lol

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

"funny" haha? or This cottage cheese smells "funny"?

Baboon Hodgkins
Baboon Hodgkins

i agree she got plastic surgery to make herself look even older

major_got_banned
major_got_banned

its not that she's ugly, its just that she now looks like every other botched up orange county big tittay bimbo white ho. next time one of them is giving me money i'll remind her to stop lying about ever having facial reconstruction.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

These pics are the furthest thing from sexy. SHE is the furthest thing from sexy.

Trust me, when someone is sexy, I admit it.

Freep
Freep

thats actually the last thing i have to do

Ari
Ari

The only way I can find even BIGGER implants to be an improvement on her is if they are SO large that they cover her face.

Razer Rick
Razer Rick

The plastic surgery actually made this bitch look worse!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Supposedly she is going to redo Playboy this year, with her "new" body, and then get her boobs done even larger. She wanted them larger initially, but there wasnt enough skin to do it, so the current implants are to stretch out her skin.......

I read this a few days ago, I think it was MSN.

ItalianGuido
ItalianGuido

you guys have to admit she looks sexy in this picture.

Ari
Ari

I find these photos asexual... as in, completely lacking any sex appeal whatsoever.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

and her eyes are hideous, the light, barely noticeable eyebrows are not helping either. and that lingerie is wack. who wears big, frilly underwear with a corset like that? she should have worn a black lace thong and attached the garter to her stockings. dumb ass.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

If only, then she would probably get a bacterial infection and hopefully die.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

omg she makes me feel so much better about my life. i feel really pretty now. lol

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Seriously, I can't believe that I thought she was ugly before, this just takes it to a whole new level. She looks so manly.

Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam

ARGH this stuff is nightmare inducing!

Ali
Ali

bahh! why won't she show her butt implants? I wanna see how ridiculous they look

d55
d55

Ok, so we've established that she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! She Ugly! U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi - she ugly! M - she's major ugly, O - she's fat and pugly, O - my god, no the cow says Moo!

Big Papi
Big Papi

This nasty fucking horse face will age so unevenly with all the shit she did to her, she will make the cat lady look fuckable. She will NEVER have any type of long term relationship and will never be taken seriously. She dug her own grave for her pseudo fame.