Elisabetta Canalis Brings The Afternoon Links!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

- Kim Kardashian’s Tightly Wrapped Front Meat [HollywoodTuna]
– When It’s Ok To Lie About Your Age [CO-ED Magazine]
– Jessica Simpson Gets a Facial [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Kim Zolciak Comes Out Of The Closet [I'm Not Obsessed]
– Lindsay Lohan and Roberto Cavalli [Celebslam]
– DV Hotties in the Wild [Double Viking]

- The Hottest Women Born In March [Complex]
– Tardy For The Pussy Party [Dlisted]
– This Is Why Swedish American Idol Kicks Ass [Celebrity Odor]
– Jay Leno Is An A-Hole [Manofest]

- Caterina Hovorkova [Flabber]
– The Day Karl Pilkington Watches Brokeback Mountain [Monkey Review]
– Justin Bieber, Alan Thicke Defecate on American Flag After Canadian Hockey Win [Celeb Jihad]
– God Tries to Kill the Jersey Shore, Fails [Yeeeah!]
– Rachel Bilson Goes For A Walk, Looks Uber Cute Doing So [Popoholic]

- Kirstie Alley drops 20 pounds [The Blemish]
– Avril Lavigne Gets All Wet For Alice [The Grumpiest]
– Portal: the flash version [LingoLux]
– here comes the sasha grey music cds…soon. [The Bastardly Society]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Boz
Boz

bellissima.

Freep
Freep

so does that mean i just made wub to you? ;)

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

here have a hater for noticing!!

Havent you heard hates are the new way to say "I wub you".

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

Up close she sorta plain... meh!!!

Classic case of "Good from Far, but Far from Good"

badkittie
badkittie

that is true, one talent you can't take away :D

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

George is punching below his weight here.

Razer Rick
Razer Rick

A hater alert for a compliment?! WTF?

Big Papi
Big Papi

Not bad looking, except for the stupid tats, and the fact that George has probably skeeted all over that body at least a thousand times by now.

The Devil
The Devil

She's sexy, but not beautiful. It's important to know the difference.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

OK, so how bout a sassy ass,,,I think she could pull that one off

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

I tend to doubt that megan's gonna keep lookin' good in the long haul of it all.....look who she's with, bag boy & he sure looks like a serious doper to me....that stuff gets to people in a hurry...we'll see what happens in the next few years

as for writing, you have the intellect to be positive before everlasting ink is placed on you

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

This chick looks like HOURS and HOURS of HOT NASTY KINKY SEX

George did just fine

lazydayz
lazydayz

lol, maybe she was at the tattoo parlor and needed to make her grocery list. But seriously, I can understand why ppl get lyrics or poetry our some quote. Personally, I would start out with that. But most of the time it's just some trite nonsense.

And we'll see if Megan Fox looks that good when she's this lady's age.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

last set of pics...she bounces good...not much of a skill tho is it?

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

why do people write on themselves? get a piece of paper & carry it around.....I gots tats but I sure do not write on me.....Italy's answer to megan fox????

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

She's ok, nothing spectacular.

Angus
Angus

I don't give two craps about this stupid woman and her nasty tattoos.

Glimmer
Glimmer

i like this series of photos.really. and i 'm not bothered by the tats.tats are fine...*ducking*....

Mundo
Mundo

Sass? don't you mean ass? well I approve of ass, but she's not showing any..so thumbs down...

Mundo
Mundo

Actually she does nothing to me...in fact I think she sucks..and seems to be proud of her ugly tats too..not a good afternoon links post.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Not very sexy, but she does take a good picture, and has plenty of sass(and I always approve of sass).

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Your right he can do better, and now that Cheryl is "free"......

Better make your move quick, biotch!

Glimmer
Glimmer

and as long as we have you to explain it to us !!! :)

Glimmer
Glimmer

but gold digging skill are forever... ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

but does ever really do 'better' ????

lazydayz
lazydayz

I'll try not to judge those tats til I know what they say. Probably something retarded though.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

She's one of those people that look great from 50 feet away but when you get up to them you're like "whatever."

badkittie
badkittie

not too impressed, she has a bit of a man face, but what is impressive are her gold digging skills :D she should be an inspiration to all gold diggers, they should all strive to achieve what she has :D

Peccavi
Peccavi

she's hot... and i dig the tats. I give her 2 thumbs and 1 cock up.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

Her face is manly and those tattoos are FAIL.

Freep
Freep

George can do better. i give her 2 months before he does