Miley Cyrus @ 82nd Annual Academy Awards

What the hell is Miley trying to accomplish with these awkward “Look at my Jailbait Tripple As” poses—entice some 58-year old director to hire her in his next project?! This girl is absolutely shameless and all we can hope is that she gets pregnant when she hits 20 b/c if her success continues unchecked, her ego will be the size of Christina Hendricks’ boobies.

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the kitten
the kitten

ew what a little gremlin. w/o those ridiculous fake lashes she'd look like nothing

Bell Curve
Bell Curve

Miley *is* legal age most places in the world, fellah.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Two words for ya: Jennette McCurdy.

Now *that's* a talented seventeen year old.

The Devil
The Devil

You know what's unfair?

In every high-school in America, there's a girl way hotter and more talented singin' in the local talent show, and this one gets to be a billionaire because she's Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter.

Freep
Freep

and Bristol brought another Palin in the world.

Shawn please accept my apology, I'm sorry.

Freep
Freep

"We're programmed to gaze immediately at boob level, once a girl develops them, then when she turns around, we're wired to stare directly at her ass as she walks away."

a.k.a. lunch/class/walking the halls/getting to your seat-getting off the bus in high school

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Laddie, Miley's stuck in teh well with Timmy O Toole, go get daddy!!!

theres her next movie... although i doubt that Miley would do that, even the dog would have a better chance at an oscars than Miley.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

and considering those tits are being squeezed out of that dress like right before a zit is about to pop on a 15 year olds face, its not like you can miss them...

plus, if the option is to look at her tits or her backwoods incestful face, yeah.

honestly, everytime i come here, im laughing and trying to think what the woman with the black shirt and gold vest thing in the bottom right is thinking about Miley....

id suggest, not to much different from most of the comments posted here LOL

The Devil
The Devil

She looks like one of those backwater Ozark mountain hicks that you see on TV, when their kids get stuck in a well and we all have to come together as a nation and pray, while the firemen get em out.

The Devil
The Devil

Bristol is VERY hot.

Much hotter than her mother, though she gets all the play.

The Devil
The Devil

Dude, we're men.

We're programmed to gaze immediately at boob level, once a girl develops them, then when she turns around, we're wired to stare directly at her ass as she walks away.

It's nature. . . you can't do much about it.

Darwinism and all.

spangly
spangly

I don't like her or think she is beautiful but I might be tempted to give her a thick milkshake.

LaLa
LaLa

I don't really understand why everyone hates on this girl. I have always found her to be quite attractive actually. I think she is good-looking in her own unique way. Sure she has a strange talking voice, but she's actually not a bad singer either. Having said that, I think she's more hot than pretty.

I also think she was by far one of the best dressed at the Oscars. Too bad she had to slouch most of the night.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

can't stand her...but to be kind she really never stood a chance with her parents...Billy Bob Jimmy Joe ...Mi Head be a Akey Breakey cuz I had to beez a Thunky Thinkin Todayz and her hooker dressed mommy?...when the Prostitot was talking & outta nowhere "Trailer Park Trish" comez racing in to get her face in the camera...then to finish that disaster up the Prostitot goez Look at mi mommyz neu tattoie, I just can't abe a watin fer me tew get onez o dem big onez tew (just what "big onez" were you talking about kid)....see, brat never stood a chance

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

whoa dude..Shawn brought Oylmpic gold home...Miley brought STD's home

ItalianGuido
ItalianGuido

god i fuckin hate this objectionable girl.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

depends on what trailer park they grow up in I guess

Freep
Freep

thats getting picky. im saying there is a general resemblance...and thats the last of this convo from me. must eat tacos!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

no way. just look at the noses, and the fact Shawns face is round and bristols is oval.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Incredibly obnoxious looking. And sounding. And acting.

Freep
Freep

is that shawn johnson?

I Am Right
I Am Right

I bet she looks better than that whore Kim Kardashian.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

rocked, cause thats what id do to and how i feel about Avril

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

speaking of barely legal mothers, i kinda want to see Bristol Palin naked. shes kinda hot.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

shes got lockjaw from being on her knees in front of her daddy all day.

I Am Right
I Am Right

Miley is a cutie. Her eyes are gorgeous.

fact
fact

Mocking Asians again I see

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

She's annoying as hell, but I'd fuck her without hesitation.

Maybe I'd fuck her in a bathroom, blow a load on her face, and leave her there humiliated.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

She is a rube should go back to the trailer park and turn on the WWF instead of the Oscars.

hula
hula

Not that I care but I wonder what her checklist looked like when she found out she was going to the Oscars

- Fancy new spanx from Sears done

- Shiny long tutu done

- Irritating pout done

- Fake lashes from Claire´s done

what a dumbass

hula
hula

"dorky hillbilly look" you summed her up in 3 words

Noah
Noah

yeh, well you're too effin old then freep. she's looks modest enough. she is a young woman. she's not 12. that dress is very elegant. i think she looks great, and unless you're a pervo checkin out her boobs with particularity, it ain't no thing.