BREAKING! Mickey Rourke Uses Broken Arm To Carry Starbucks Coffee & Cigarette!

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Mickey Rourke is the embodiment of the fruits of money & fame.

When he was spiraling down the trailer trash rabbit hole a few years back, he just had his trusted dogs to keep him company. Now that he has consistent work & a fat bank account, he’s got his very own mail-order Russian sex-slave, who’s not only hotter than most Hollywood celebrities, but also just as freaky as those overly tattooed chicks Jesse James like to bang. Hats off to Mickey Rourke for giving all hopeless bastards in the world a reason to keep going…OW!

Anyway, these were snapped yesterday afternoon as Mickey cruised through Manhattan’s pimped-out Meatpacking district with his Ruskie hottie, Anastassija Makarenko. The freaky couple were spotted shopping at an eyeglass store before returning to Mickey’s pimp-pad to have long hours of cracked-out tantric sex.

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Hannah
Hannah

Who gives a shit about his face. Here is a guy who can literally make a pair of pants rip right off by saying one sentence to you. God he's so fucking awesome haha

Freep
Freep

i want him to coach in so i can master his bastardly ways

chibchakan
chibchakan

I can't help but be happy for him. If only I had money and fame too.

Afrokid
Afrokid

Lmao, that mothafucka is UGLY MAN. I don't think you can be any scuzzier than Mickey Rourke, just look at what this cat is wearing in the pic, just damn how the fuck does he do it man!?

Afrokid
Afrokid

Lmao, blame it on the swag. That's exactly it, the chick isn't even that hot, but the fact Mickey pulled that makes everybody give her a second look like, Hmm, maybe." I mean though, she ain't got no body, i can't fucks wit that!!!

Leni
Leni

haha, he does!

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

I don't think he was acting in The Breakfast Club. Seriously he has it going and women love him, busted-up swollen face be damned.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Yeah, I can't hate on him, either. I've heard nothing but good things about him. And the fact that him & Robert Downey Jr. got their shit together and are kicking ass is pretty admirable. So...I guess that's how he nails good roles and gorgeous women...but then again, some incredibly ignorant fucktards don't "give a fuck".

joey
joey

Mickey Rourke looks beat to shit. His face reminds me of Heath Ledger's the Joker. I wonder how long it takes before the roles dry up again.

Boz
Boz

damn it, he's so fugly..

aging is really a bitch.

d55
d55

i really have the urge to shave his head. Those hair pieces here and there are very annoying.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

so beauty's only skin deep, huh....sometimes it doesn't go that deep....he could not of made any worse decision than to get the face shake & bake thing done...

miley virus
miley virus

he looks like jason in friday the 13th part 2

Mundo
Mundo

Well for his looks, I would say he's got something going with that chick by his side..I guess it must be his big hands....but then again he could be charming to ladies, who knows, and who gives a fuck...

skilligan
skilligan

he is a great actor but has abused himself worse then a lohan

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

how someone can be so ugly yet so fucking sexy is beyond me. blame it on the swag. but i don't think his chick is that impressive.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Awww, now how can anyone hate him after hearing a story like that? And yea, he does seem like a really cool guy.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Although his face does scare me, after seeing Spun and The Wrestler, I was kinda turned on by him...big manly hands!

J-Sin
J-Sin

Beside the face he looks like a melted Ken doll, Rourke is actually pretty cool. I met the guy who feeds his chihuahuas at a bar some time ago and he was telling all the cool stories about how he saved all the dogs from animal shelters and other shit. Rourke gets a pass from me.