BREAKING! Mickey Rourke Uses Broken Arm To Carry Starbucks Coffee & Cigarette!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Mickey Rourke is the embodiment of the fruits of money & fame.

When he was spiraling down the trailer trash rabbit hole a few years back, he just had his trusted dogs to keep him company. Now that he has consistent work & a fat bank account, he’s got his very own mail-order Russian sex-slave, who’s not only hotter than most Hollywood celebrities, but also just as freaky as those overly tattooed chicks Jesse James like to bang. Hats off to Mickey Rourke for giving all hopeless bastards in the world a reason to keep going…OW!

Anyway, these were snapped yesterday afternoon as Mickey cruised through Manhattan’s pimped-out Meatpacking district with his Ruskie hottie, Anastassija Makarenko. The freaky couple were spotted shopping at an eyeglass store before returning to Mickey’s pimp-pad to have long hours of cracked-out tantric sex.