38 Year Old Shauna Sand Went Clubbing In Miami Beach Last Night!

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To unsuspecting, heavily boozed up Spring Breakers wearing really thick beer goggles, Shauna Sand is gonna look like a sex toy from heaven, so for the sake of all college students around the country, let’s hope safe sex practices are in effect this weekend in Miami.

Anyway, I’m not saying that 38 year old women with three kids can’t go out and have fun, but does “fun” really have to involve dressing up like a corner prostitute and hitting clubs with people half your age?

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39 comments
Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

You do realize that this statement only reflects what you're saying.

Congrats on one of the most singularly ignorant things I've ever read.

Freep
Freep

katana > chainsaw XD

Boz
Boz

Jesus, where's the brown bag?

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

I am waiting for her to stumble and twist her ankle in those plastic platform shoes.

the_real_hunter
the_real_hunter

I don't know who is buy her claim to be 38 but I'm sure not. She's mid forties at best.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

Prof Bastardly
Prof Bastardly

What's with all the giant fake tits on p 1 today? Aren't there any real women out in public on the weekend?

linc635
linc635

Sheeeeiiiitttt. I was gonna say she looked good for her age, but that was when I thought she was in her 50's.

Player
Player

Shauna Sands - the MJ.com website mascot shows up again in Miami. Cheap Attention Whore

skilligan
skilligan

where can i sign the petition for mom of the year?

Freep
Freep

thats more like Left 4 Dead :)

Big Papi
Big Papi

Can she honestly look into a mirror, and say aloud, "YES, this is how I always wanted to look"? Or did she fuck it up so bad with plastic surgery, there's no turning back now?

Freep
Freep

i want to hit her with a baseball bat GTA style

wiseblood
wiseblood

38?

she looks so fucking busted.

her hair sucks.

the clear heels have to go. finally.

her face is a mess.

when is she going to learn?

no one gives a shit.

even her porno sucked.

d55
d55

ugly, desperate, pathetic whore

spangly
spangly

that is hilarious. Probably a lonely schub named Dennis who lives alone and has a fetish for her thongs or something. Ha.

lazydayz
lazydayz

lol, she has her own photographer follow her around. The only publicity she gets is from herself. She is gross.

The Headliner
The Headliner

Well the services could be good

but the aftermath might not be

The Headliner
The Headliner

This is unacceptable

I hope she doesn't get insulted if I, I mean someone walks up to her and offers her a dollar for services

because that's what it looks like

and not good services, at that.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Amd those Lucite heels are still grafted to her feet. And she still looks like Barbie's white trash aunt.

hula
hula

And the piece de resistance of this classy lady is that cheap Louis Vuitton knock-off.

Like seriously, if you are wearing jean underwear, see through yarn as a top, and lucite heels, MUST you take out your LV handbag?

Vitriol
Vitriol

ew. looks like she hit the wall going 90.