Caption This! (Hayden Panettiere Shortest Person In Dusseldorf, Germany!)

Hayden Panettiere was spotted last night attending a boxing event (not sure about this one) in Dusseldorf, Germany. So, what’s up with Hayden and her fetish with men who’re 5x her size?

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miley virus
miley virus

don't listen to haters. they wouldn't kick her out of bed and neither would i. but after sex then i would drop kick her out my window like a football

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

I must be the only bastard here that doesn't care about this sexy lady's height.Oh well more for me I guess.

spangly
spangly

Mundo you are on fire!

Estelle
Estelle

first of all..did she come in greece or something and got tanned looking like an african?? 2nd of all..the tall guy is old and ugly...if he were handsome and young then no prob.!

Altair
Altair

That was a fantastic KO Wlady got on Chambers, a TNT left hook.

Peccavi
Peccavi

that 1st pic he kinda looks like he caught the troll under the chair or some shit.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Why the fuck is her skin that shade? It looks incredibly fake and gross. She has flawless natural looking skin, why would she do that?

wiseblood
wiseblood

i really dig that little orange midget...

Boz
Boz

she actually looks pretty in Mundo's pic..

Afrokid
Afrokid

Hmmm, i've decided i'm still pissed with Both her and Klitchsko,because this is how things go in Hollywood. Hot young jailbait comes along. Namely Hayden, you wait and wait and makr the calendars down till she's legal. Then you set your clock for the MOMENT her career falls off. Heroes fell off a year or two ago in my book, and she's still what? Under 23? As SOON as her sorry ass movies flopped, i was ALL set for half naked pics to start droppin, maybe some leaked nudes, and before ya know it! Either a sex tape, or playboy, AT LEAST playboy.

Instead, she goes down the OTHER route that just pisse sme the fuck off. Now she's fuckin a guy who's torse is in her face in missionary position. So not only is she wasting my valuable time bangin some Heavyweight champ IN THE WORST ERA OF BOXING, She's going to end up gettin knocked up by this chump, effectively ruining everything FOREVER, and walkin around with OVERLY inflated fake boobs ontop of the real mass pregnant chicks get with babies.

Her body is gonna get all disproportionate, Wlad is gonan fuck a trashier chick than her, it'll make the front page news, and somehow marr his career, forcing him tor etire and focus on raising his kids, with btw, watered down genes. In the end all we'll get is the shortest, quickest, most powerful middleweight champion of the world. Thanks alot Hayden Panetierre, BROKEN DREAMS ALL THE WAY AROUND....Short bitch.....

She's still hot as hell to me though, so i could drop the grudge if she let me hit it from the back on the cool.

chibchakan
chibchakan

Such a beautiful face. Too bad about the body. She's still fuckable.

JonYo
JonYo

Getting pretty cartoonish there Hayden...

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

There's no sexier way to toss your salad while tossing a midget

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

There's no sexier way to toss your salad while tossing a midget

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

Hey Look! It's Spinner and Paddlefoot!

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

yes and trickle of blood comming outta mouth too...get busy guy

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

as unfortunate as her body is, i must admit she has a very cute face. beautiful eyes and eyebrows, perfect skin. the only thing i don't like is her nose... it's a little long. and she needs to dye her hair blonde again.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

stumpyness is cureable, just ask Tommy girl where he buys his lifts....retched little creature

skilligan
skilligan

he fought a hell of a fight, 12th round knockout

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Lol I wasn't trying to sound offensive, haterz! I do miss Richie, though

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Such a random couple. Men 5x her size are probably around average height, not sure though. Finally, those 2 top pics on page three just seems like they're telling her "The Fuck you doing with that guy?" "Seriously...The Fuck?"

Freep
Freep

damn now that im looking at it i should have given her a black eye and missing tooth or something. i guess its Mundo turn at the plate

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Awwww that jacket looks so big on her!! And those open peep-toes are horrendous.

Side note - I just realized that having Mundo commenting on here is kinda like replacing Richard-Schlichting, God bless his memory. They really type alike and are most likely from the same generation.

Freep
Freep

shes looking good but whats on her feet in 2.2?

oh and im pretty sure shes the shortest person wherever she goes

Mundo
Mundo

Caption...I don't think my dick can fit in that mouth...but we can give it a try...

sidenote...Hey Moe..it's all about the hands...

Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam

The oompa loompas called, they want their face paint back.