BREAKING!! Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr Departed LAX Together!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the longtime couple jetted away to an undisclosed exotic destination where Orlando Bloom will have his way with Miranda Kerr’s Ausie-flavored bod for an extended period of time. BAAASTAAARD!!

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Freep
Freep

she is going to make for one adorable old lady

Boz
Boz

true!

and he looks gay.

Wila
Wila

I only find him attractive with long blonde hair and pointy ears..

d55
d55

she's got such ugly eyes

Big Papi
Big Papi

he'd be a nerdy geek without his acting fame...instead look who he's banging.

life's a bitch

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Hahah I didn't even notice Miranda behind him, 1st pic, she blends so well with the grayish background.lol.

Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan
Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan

Wow, screw this motherfucker of orlando bloom, damn you fuckhead creep, this dude is fucking gross as hell.

that-davo-bastard
that-davo-bastard

Team Miranda needs to use teamwork to rid the world of that dastardly elf. Go Team Miranda!

vanos28
vanos28

not my cup of tea, i dont even get it.. whats the big deal..?! but orlando.. yeah..

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I agree completely, and I find his facial hair so gross.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Ew, I think Orlando Bloom may the most non-sexual male ever. I don't find him attractive at all.

Ari
Ari

Much hotter as an elf in LotR

I would definitely do that elf... but not Orlando Bloom as himself.

Hanson McCock
Hanson McCock

*Loads Shotgun*

"Run you little fairy elf, RUN!"

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Fuck that pet dog and major league Fuck Orlando! Prick of a bloke. Miranda, I want to clash bones with you.

General Delacroix
General Delacroix

He is an average guy. He's just more famous than you. Way more famous.

Peccavi
Peccavi

FUCK YOU ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!! i know the world isn't fair and all, but what's the average guy got to do to catch a fucking break?

Leni
Leni

God I hate Orlando Bloom, and not because I'm jealous of him fucking Miranda but because he's disgusting, yuck.

skilligan
skilligan

she is really cute, she must have turned heads at that airport