BREAKING! Jessica Alba Took Honor to the Coral Tree Cafe For Lunch!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

With one 2010 blockbuster bomb under her belt (“Valentine’s Day”), I guess Robert Rodriguez’s $20mil “Machete” is up next.

I wish he chose another Hollywood hottie to play J. Alba’s part b/c I was really pulling for this movie’s success. But sadly, as you guys know, Jessica Alba is pretty much box-office suicide. We don’t know whether it’s her acting abilities or horrible luck, but something always causes her movies to miserably fail. What’s even more troubling for Robert Rodriguez & Co. is that Lindsay Lohan is also on the cast. This definitely qualifies as a double whammy at the box-office, so we’ll see what happens when this film finally hits theaters.

Anyway, here’s one of the movie posters that’s being pimped:

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35 comments
The Devil
The Devil

Of course not.

I'm a guy.

And a guy who calls himself "The Devil".

You have no idea what I've woke up next to.

*shivers*

But in comparison to other, finer, more talented women in Hollywood, she's down the mountain.

Freep
Freep

you say another hollywood hottie as if Jessica is herself a hollywood hottie

Boz
Boz

wow, she looks ugly in the Machete poster..

cute baby, btw.

Afrokid
Afrokid

First things first, i don't like to bag on other people's kids, but damn everytime i see that baby i see Cash Warren's ugly ass face, so i dont mention it, but this is the one time i've inadvertently dissed a guy through his baby, but damn...

Secondly, Ignoring the chick i once lusted over, i think that Bitch JUST MIGHT ruin that movie! Everyone's right, Jessica Alba is a TERRIBLE actress, she just used to be so damn hot i could ignore it, but the more and more she added to that pitiful track record after her baby, the more and more it's gotten on my last nerve. Valentines day? The one where she was blind? GOOD LUCK CHUCK!? uggghh!! BITCH STOP MAKING MOVIES!

chibchakan
chibchakan

That kid looks so miserable.

Maybe she's worry about her mom's career?

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

She's not the 10 she was... but she's still looking really good. I doubt you would turn her down given the chance.

As far as acting goes, there arent too many worse than her.

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

That kids is probably a good estimate of what she looked like before plastic surgeons sexyfied that face

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

Dont worry... Robert Rodriguez used her VERY WELL before in "Sin City"... I'm sure he's done it again.

Man Face Maniston
Man Face Maniston

I think your right the devil, But Jessica is still young and she still has a lot of time to make a hit movie. Its only a matter of time before she has a hit. But she's gotten by on her looks. OOh I cant believe I'm talking to the devil.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Yeh that's the picture! The kid was half way there haha.

The Devil
The Devil

Maybe the single most overrated woman in Hollywood other than Jen Aniston.

Has anyone figured out she hasn't been hot since 2006?

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Scary shit haha. Her mother has a typical "awww look at my lil cutie" look going on.

Man Face Maniston
Man Face Maniston

That poor kid looks just like its dad, And Oh My that picture was scary

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

don't stop here, do the one in pic 2.4 where the child of pure evil is lookin' over shoulder with little devil eyes screaming...whatever you want to say

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

found this info on web:

Machete is an upcoming 2010 action film by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. It is an expansion of a fake trailer Rodriguez directed for the 2007 film Grindhouse.

...WTf from fake trailer? gotta be a fail....no wait got Cheech in it...Ok, gonna be good if only from him...

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Poor poor thing! In what kind of sick twisted world would she get all her looks from Cash Warren? I hope she ends up looking more like Jess as she gets older.

Mundo
Mundo

Oh what the hell I'll give it a go at it...

Mundo
Mundo

Well the kid doing the same obnoxious expression her mom is famous for...lol

Mundo
Mundo

Awww man poor kid..

Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

I think that fucked up look on her face is known as "Why am I still with a douchebag" syndrome. With that being said DAMN U CASH WARREN.

Leni
Leni

forgot to add that the kid looks cuter than few month ago

Moe
Moe

I think the same thing, but jessica alba's film curse frightens me...

Leni
Leni

ahahaha, baby gorilla

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Picture 2.4, that's Satans daughter. Pure evil. Mundo, get on it :P

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

Machete looks awesome. Danny Trejo, Robert de Niro, Cheech Marin!

Megan fox
Megan fox

ahhhh!!! pleae fuck me Jessica!

Topkap?Saray?12
Topkap?Saray?12

Im sorry but her daughter is not cute.Jess looks ok here.

spangly
spangly

Hope is one of those ultra serious looking kids. I think she is cute because of it. When she grows up she will be ultra anal retentive and not at all amusing.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

Lmfao at her angry, orangutan looking baby. that movie looks good, too bad they had to cast her and ruin it.