Jessica Alba: Total Film Magazine, June 2010

Jessica Alba has one more movie set to release later this September. “Machete,” a flick by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis stars has long list of stars including Lindsay Lohan (she’s a star, right?), Robert De Niro, Cheech Marin, Danny Trejo, man-whore horndogg Steven Seagal & Robert Rodriguez’s personal sex toy Rose McGowan.

If Jessica Alba & Lindsay Lohan weren’t part of the cast, I’d be 100% behind his film, but naturally we gotta be a lil’ skeptical…

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hula
hula

true. design team or whomever prob. had to work extra extra hours to add some life to the spread

Boz
Boz

I dont think she looks that hot in red..

she looks hotter in yellow, just like in Darragh's pic.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

She is gorgeous, even if she is a bitch she is still a beautiful one.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Deffo, I don't really like hair dye.

RDouble365
RDouble365

Looking very tasty in the fishnets there Jess!!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Actually, the hottest Jessica Alba is the one that isn't a raging cuntbag with a vagina filled with flesh eating centipedes.

Darragh Killian
Darragh Killian

It was just his opinion, you're not going to change it now.

And her hair got lightened in the sun also.

The Devil
The Devil

I don't know man.

"Dark Angel" era Jessica with the black hair and some body fat was little hotter.

This is after she went "Hollywood" and lightened her hair.

BryanZee
BryanZee

this movie looks lame.

danny trejo sucks ass!!!

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

what was Rodriguez thinkin' when he hired Blowhan & Miser Alba both....if anythig can destroy this movie they can

did he think he owed Alba anything cuz she was in Sin City...& now she's in #2 ...grrrrrrr....as far as Linds goes, it just might the Hollywoodland equlivant of a Pity Fu*k

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

if she's gonna be remembered for something it'll be either the "digging for gold" in bikini or the "on my knees" in bikini pic

http://photoscelebrites.online.fr/celebrities/jessica-alba/01/jessica-alba-b5.jpg

movie role would be either Sin City" as the cowgirl bikini stripper or "Into the Blue" in bikini with bottom pulled up her ass crack

http://www.vivaelrosa.com/paparazzi/jessica-alba/182/index1.jpg

almost forgot the bonus pic

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8512/ja1eh5.jpg

doesn't take much talent to do that

hello
hello

Who the hell hired Lindsay Lohan and why?!?!?! She's in a movie with Robert DeNiro?? I don't know what the world is coming to.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

makes sense, is Alba's skinny due to Blowhan teaching her how to handle lifes ups & downs....*SNORT*..

zahara
zahara

true. i like the necklace and the purple however.

hula
hula

She has the sex appeal of a mannequin

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

That article is stupid, it's giving false hope that she'll ever do a movie that doesn't suck.

Moe
Moe

ya i know. i think they moved the date from June, so something must be up.

I have a feeling they watched the movie and realized it sucked, so now it'll probably go straight to DVD...

Mundo
Mundo

Well I know she's not the most popular chick on this site...but I can't hate on her...I think she's alright, nothing really special, but I'd do it to her if I had the opportunity...

Vitriol
Vitriol

yeeowwzers. she's on fire.

Darragh Killian
Darragh Killian

Totally. I would beat her to death , with my big rockhard cock if she preferred. That is how much I like her. lol

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

This is more like it. Hot ass and her hands down that unchristian area is a good effort.

Noah
Noah

she realized she needed to get off the mama-train and back on the sexy-train. it worked! owww!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I just dont really care about her or anything she does anymore, not to say I ever really cared that much for her in the first place.

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I feel ya Moe, with Jessica and Lindsay in this im skeptical too, but with Danny Trejo and his awesomeness to balance them out, I still have faith.

skilligan
skilligan

she been on an upswing, it doesn't all happen in a day, she is looking better each month

Wila
Wila

I think its over for her

Rita
Rita

She's pretty

Darragh Killian
Darragh Killian

..she could get the position of being my Cumscrubber once I'm done with her

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

This film seems to be taking ages to come to the screen. Ahhh hurry up!

Alba, I can't believe how dull and boring I now find her.