Dirty “Jersey Shore” Cast Members Bring The Afternoon Links!

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With so much hotness thanks mainly to Cheryl Cole, we’re resorting to “Jersey Shore” cast members to bring us back to reality.

- Jessica Simpson’s Amazing Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- Francesca Frigo [CO-ED Magazine]
- Whitney Port’s Skinny Legs of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Jennifer Aniston Eats Baby Food To Stay Thin [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay made ten grand . . . not like that [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]

- Body of Work: Scarlett Johansson’s Hottest Roles [Complex]
- Kendra Is The Pimp And The Ho [Dlisted]
- Tila Tequila Doing Her Thing In Vegas [Celebrity Odor]
- Fat Dad Vs. Skateboard [Manofest]

- Best of Reddit NSFW – Part 4 [Flabber]
- On The Rocks – Bad Romance [Monkey Review]
- Lady Gaga Was A Rebellious Teen [Celeb Jihad]
- Tom Cruise Has No Shame [Yeeeah!]
- Jessica Alba Looking Dreamy Hot In Tatler [Popoholic]

- Sade – Babyfather [MoeFresh]
- JWoww and Snooki are good at TV [The Blemish]
- Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- BLOONS INSANITY [LingoLux]
- Hourglass Syndrome [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Goliano
Goliano

Is that short one what would be considered a lady douchebag?

Freep
Freep

i wish i was

=/

i've depressed myself. im gonna go eat my feelings. see ya later

GINGER RANGER!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

There are OTHER VERSIONS?

You're kidding, right?

Freep
Freep

thats what makes it better than these new versions. tommy's sound effects when he fought were epic. Hi-YAHHHHHH!

Freep
Freep

Kimberly, first crush. green is my favorite color because when the Green Ranger came on the scene he beasted all the other rangers...BY HIMSELF! lmao i liked Tommy even more because he went out with Kimberly. i just wanted her to be happy

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

*hides a Pink Ranger costume*

....Tommy was hot....

Freep
Freep

ahh fellow nerd please reveal yourself :)

thats my favorite show of all time.

JonYo
JonYo

I know I'm stating the obvious, but that is one seriously busted mug on a pathetically saline inflated orange body on the taller one. The short one is just sort of a gnome. Useless wastes of oxygen, just like all guidos and guidettes.

Boz
Boz

This is disgusting.

pass.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

The kind that gets cut with a razor and done off of mirrors.

Freep
Freep

thats how Finster made the bad guys in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

d55
d55

i never watched them but you can tell they think they are so freaking hot...i wonder what magic mirrors they are using.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Some crazy ass scientist must have created these monster freaks in his lab with nothing but Playdough, sculpting tools and a few bolts of lighting to get thing going. That would explain why their brains are already fried and they look like they're melting.

Freep
Freep

ehh i just did a google image search real fast and chose these 3. im sure if you wanted really nice pics Caitie would be happy to oblige

skilligan
skilligan

why won't anyone make them go away?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

You provided Superginger.

You are absolved of all sins.

I'm sorry for being so rude today.

Freep
Freep

dont hate, appreciate. :)

*connects turbine to hater alert button and waits for free energy*

lazydayz
lazydayz

Oh, for fuck's sake Moe.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I wish to sign your petition for Karen goodness.

Maybe Moe's continued refusal to listen to our plea for a Karen spread is cause Moe is anti-ginger?

Freep
Freep

"With so much hotness thanks mainly to Cheryl Cole, we're resorting to "Jersey Shore" cast members to bring us back to reality."

yes, Cheryl can indeed raise a persons hopes and expectations on what the human race could be...

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

OH FUCK. MY EYES.

You owe me some Karen Gillan tomorrow for this treachery!!!!

I just threw up.

I WANT TO SEE KAREN GILLAN TOMORROW...OR I'MMA BLOW THESE PUPPIES UP...'CAUSE I HATE JERSEY SHORE...AND I HATE SNOOKI'S BURNT ROTISSERIE CHICKEN SKIN....AND I HATE THESE PUPPIES!!!!

Mundo
Mundo

Oh man that's one ugly bitch..and I'm talking about pookie or fookie..or whatever the name is..at least the other has a fairly decent ass. But this thing is just a fucking beach ball, an ugly one at that...as for the gays, I mean guys ..well they can have their fruit loops, I don't give a shit...