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Boz
Boz

lol!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

At least it wasn't Uncle Glimmer. I've never been to someone's house...and there's no windows...and no door.

Freep
Freep

back to normal like you posting those new cheryl pics i sent you last week. you've posted boring marrisa miller like 4 times since then so it cant be you afraid of posting her too much

lazydayz
lazydayz

You're right. It might have been my Uncle Paul. But he usually smells likes sardines and warm papaya juice. And he's not nice enough to use lube. >.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Uncle Jackson would never do that. That must have been that other uncle that comes over. The one that smells like appletinis, poppers & lube...

And at least you didn't wake up with a headache, a dry mouth, the word 'OW!' imprinted on your ass....and extensive cosmetic surgery to make you look like Petra Nemcova.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Sure, he treats you nice. You're his favorite. Every time he babysits me I wake up the next morning with a sore hiney-hole. DAMN YOU UNCLE JACKSON!!!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT UNCLE JACKSON LIKE THAT! UNCLE JACKSON IS NICE! HE TOOK ME TO THE ABORTION CLINIC LAST WEEK AND DIDN'T TELL MY MOM!!!! AND THEN WE WENT FOR ICE CREAM!!!

....oops....

lazydayz
lazydayz

Thanks for the heads up, Moe. God knows Jackson wouldn't be so considerate.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

When you bring them home, it doesnt mean you need to cook them breakfast at the expense of my monday morning bastardly experience!!!11!!11

:P