Michelle Rodriguez @ Chopard Trophy Party in Cannes

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

This was held last night at the pimped-out Hotel Martinez (where rooms are supposedly thousands (euros & dollars) per night at the moment). Of course, this is all part of the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival, so if you have deep pockets, you should fly your ass to Southern France and work your game. You never know…

Anyway, I know we’ve poked a lot of fun at Michelle Rodriguez over the years, but I have to admit, she really did well w/ landing the “Avatar” gig (props to her agent!)! That’ll definitely pay all the bills for at least a couple generations of the Martinez family.

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34 comments
the kitten
the kitten

she just always looks like a sweaty trainwreck to me. and her body looks REALLY wierd here. she has no ass. ugh

The Devil
The Devil

I've always been a fan of hers. She plays tough sexy.

8.3/10

DocHellbilly
DocHellbilly

Ah... slit-dresses. I was 5 at some "function" with my mom- bunch of catty bitches sitting around tables having lunch- and that's when, as I was sitting on the floor doing some stupid shit, that I first noticed a high-slit dress. Insta-boner. I've had a fetish for them ever since.

Michelle- she's a little too buff on top, but damn, looking good, and well, the slit-dress... I'm sold.

Peccavi
Peccavi

not bad... i dig the long slit on that dress, shows off just enough without being trashy.

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

Never been a fan of hers, but she looks pretty good there. If it wasn't for the man feet, I might even hump that leg!!

d55
d55

there is a butchy dyke among us who clearly wanna scissor michelle that any critical comment is labeled as "hater" by her.

Rita
Rita

Too manly

Freep
Freep

i read that comment and i judged you

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

I'd like to see Michelle wearing that belt without the dress....

d55
d55

wow...thats one weirdly shaped body...also, why not put on some make up if you're gonna go out of your way to look feminine? her upper body, including the face belongs to a man, while the lower part belongs to a female.

spangly
spangly

She is sexy. But she might be into role reversals... who knows?!

Boz
Boz

she's like macho hot..

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

She definitely doesn't look like her usual self... And all the smiling... Avatar must have done a lot for her...

skilligan
skilligan

she doesn't look comfortable here at all

hello
hello

I don't know if it's just these photos but her body looks horribly V-shaped. I mean, it actually looks a bit deformed in that first picture.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

head...walls

head of penis...walls of vagina...

Nah, sorry. Got no comment for that one.

BryanZee
BryanZee

butch lol

i bet she puts heads through walls when she fucks.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

WOW! Sexy bit of leg with that sexy skirt. Gotta love Michelle.

Yeti
Yeti

Shes attractive in her own way, I can't point it out though.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Why the f....

...nevermind.

Only you would rock a comment about a girl fucking someone in the ass.

/epic facepalm.

*walks away*

Leni
Leni

hot, always found her sexy

Glimmer
Glimmer

think in the first pic she's showing how large hollywood wants her her fake boobs to be (if she got fake boobs)

Freep
Freep

i've always loved me some Michele. i dig her personality too, well the bits of her i see when tmz and shit tape her and ask her dumbass questions.

Glimmer
Glimmer

gonna comment rock that.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I think she has to take a shit.

Afrokid
Afrokid

Hands down i gotta say the sexiest tough girl in all of hollywood is Michelle Rodriguez. I didn't fall in love with her because of her sexy boobs (though they suuure help) or how her body looks. But because of her line infamous in my mind from Resident Evil 1, "If i make it out of this alive....i'm gonna get laid." Or her roles in Girl Fight and Fast and Furious.

Every role she makes it a point to be a powerful, driven, no nonsense bad ass, and she plays those roles to the tee. It's SO FUCKIN SEXY to me. I know our macho levels are on the same plateau, if i ever met her, we'd probably end up ahvin the most violent sexual escapade of all time, and i'd get it on tape when she finally decided to act an ass and break up with me. The Bastardly Community would have first dibs of course.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Dude, You'll be on the receiving end of dogg style with her.

Mundo
Mundo

I think she looked pretty good in the movie, too bad she didn't get a big part...but I got a part I can give her..my dark and pink na-bi

joey
joey

Nothing special here.