Tori Praver @ Chopard 150th Anniversary Party

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
The star-studded bash was held last night at the ultra-exclusive VIP club as part of the 63rd Cannes Film Festival.

What is Tori Praver smoking going the boring classy-conservative route when chicks like Lindsay Lohan are looking far hotter (there, I said it!)?

Does she think she’s 37 year old Eva Herzigova and needs to cover up (something Eva Herzigove herself needs to consider)? Let’s just say, Tori’s loser stylist is definitely holding back in the “sexy” category and as a result needs to replaced! Chop-Chop!

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24 comments
Peccavi
Peccavi

easy on the eyes for sure... just not "WOW" imo.

Leni
Leni

Very pretty, beautiful eyes and a nice slender body but the smile is a little off.

mackseven
mackseven

"What is Tori Praver smoking going the boring classy-conservative route when chicks like Lindsay Lohan are looking far hotter"

Yeah, Moe. Lindsay's so hot that my cock and balls just vaporized. It's like I just stared into a Medusa of Herpes, that last pick of HoHan.

Boz
Boz

aa...

now I see, thanks Voice!

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Only urban dictionary knows...and George, who submitted the definition/10

The Headliner
The Headliner

Yeah for the rump alone I'm a fan

then what's attached to it is a bonus of fineness

Boz
Boz

nope, still dont get it..

lazydayz
lazydayz

Her rump looks delicious in that dress.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

Close up on top of page 3 wasn't so good but the rest are very nice.

Loving some Tori. I'd slap my dick on her arse.

Freep
Freep

its pretty easy to understand/10

Boz
Boz

I'm sorry George but I really don't get the "/10" thing... really.

Freep
Freep

she is a sexy one regardless of the boring dress

Boz
Boz

She's hot!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Pretty and fresh looking. I like.

skilligan
skilligan

she is very pretty but i hope she realizes people want to see her with her clothes off not on

the kitten
the kitten

yea, better off in a bikini. she is one of my favorite blondes though