BREAKING!! Megan Fox Gets Hot Coffee, While B.A.G. Gets It Iced!

These were snapped over the weekend as Megan hit a coffee joint with her longtime boyfriend Brian Austin Douchebag.

Where else on the Internet will you find out how your favorite celebrities like their coffee?

Anyway, as you guys know, Megan Fox will soon be hitting the big screen in a just a couple short weeks! But of course, before she does, she’ll be walking countless red carpets around the country & world to help promote her latest movie, “Jonah Hex.” The film co-stars Josh Brolin & John Malkovich, so chances are that it won’t disappoint.

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Boz
Boz

hehe.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

can u bring me Ashley Tisdale naked for christmas this year? ive been a good boy.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Boz: Summing up what everyone else is thinking in under ten words. Guaranteed.

Boz
Boz

hot.

d55
d55

sooo that's megan fox. She might be dead rotten on the inside and attracted to idiots. You're you. Your taste shouldn't be determined by who he's with.

d55
d55

and you believe everything you read?

I am santa claus.

d55
d55

He's not attractive whatsoever. I don't know what chicks see in him. I guess because they think he's or looks like a douche, which he doesn't or the fact that he's with megan fox makes other chicks think he's some special shit.

He has a goofy retarded face.

Hannah
Hannah

I'm not sure that Megan being willing to hang around for this long is anything to judge his character by. I don't think she has the best taste in men, I mean, before this guy was the turd from 7th Heaven after all...

The Devil
The Devil

Hey, hey , hey, Jason Sudeikis is the fuckin' man and one of the few things (along with Will Forte and Bil Hader) watchable about SNL.

lazydayz
lazydayz

That logic is unparalleled.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

ok, i just wanted to make sure that wasnt an ironic post or anything. im all for to each their own, so, have at it!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I'd love to ram a tumtingler in her fargleflanner.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Would you like to put a snuke up her sniz?

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

nah, they are just unfunny morons.... like Wentz and asslee are just douchy.

i honestly cannot think of a couple right now that is more full of themselves, arrogant, bigger pieces of shit and more assholish that MegCunt and (yam)BAG.

keep em coming tho, i think if john mayer dated the right person that might work, or, even ARGUEABLY.... Katy Perry and fucking Russell Brand, but even katy perry isnt as much of a stuck up fucking cunt as megan is... although brand is argueably more of a fucking asshole than (yam)BAG

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I want to shove a grenade up Kristen Wiig's vagina.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

its fucking (yam)BAG!!!!!!

i think can possibly be the biggest assholeish couple right now. i cant think of 2 people right now that are huger assholes than these 2.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

he douches her thus she saves on buying douchebags to clean out her insides.

Noah
Noah

she swears she didn't have lip injectins. didn't yu read the most recent layout she was in?

Freep
Freep

button it up all the way down or dont button it at all

Mundo
Mundo

She's looking nice, but I hate it when this chicks wear baseball caps..they look like dorks....and who's the kid?

JulieQ
JulieQ

she lost all my sympathy when she got the lip injections...it's just soooo wrong!

Vitriol
Vitriol

don't get it, will never get it. he's hot but she's megan fox. does not compute.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Well Megan sees something in him, otherwise she wouldn't still be with him after all these years.

VADERtheIMPALER
VADERtheIMPALER

Everyone labelled her the next Jessica Alba... She's reminding me more of the next Lindsay Lohan. Not quite a train wreck yet, but it's starting to derail already.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Why must she starve herself? I don't fucking get it. She was so much hotter a year or two ago with some meat on her bones.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

god damn he is a douchebag. You know what they say about douchebags, they'll DOUCHE you... FOR FREE.

skilligan
skilligan

she's hot no matter what she wears, its odd that they have been dating since she was 18 though

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

God dayum, he is so fuckable.