Marisa Miller @ 2010 Spike TV’s Guys’ Choice Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

While I know we’ve hated on Marisa Miller from time to time on her overly-burnt exterior, I have to admit, her juicier assets outweigh her minor blemishes (she has a great personality too!). And, let’s keep in mind that a woman like Marisa is pretty much flawless behind closed doors, with the lights turned down. Ow!

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Freep
Freep

but thankfully we dont see Marissa's douchebag too often

Hannah
Hannah

I just found out that she was married. And to a guy who has douchebag written all over him. It's worse than Megan Fox and her hasbeen douche

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

dude, if by some miracle i Ever get the chance to make this movie, you can have apart in it. trust me, if i wrote it, it would just be a troma homage movie... people would just tell me im ripping off troma and lloyd kaufman... its why im lazy and dont write it

Freep
Freep

co-sign ladyl

Peccavi
Peccavi

bangable and rides... its a win.

George Louis Costanza
George Louis Costanza

I'm not a fan. She seems like a cool girl, but she has a very skinny, boyish figure (minus the breasts of course) and her face just isn't my type personally.

Freep
Freep

i want to be in said movie

Kristin
Kristin

Too skinny. Her face leaves a lot to be desired. Bad skin. Looks like she's been in the sun too much. I bet she's going to downhill very fast before too long.

Boz
Boz

great body but her face..

Barely Legal
Barely Legal

I don't like this girl. She looks like an ugly Jessica Simpson to me. Plus she's too skinny, her boobs don't go with her body... although they are nice boobs.

L.e.t.í.c.i.a
L.e.t.í.c.i.a

Still an amazing body, but she is looking skinnier than usual ... I prefer her with more meat (a lil bit more) ...

I always like her hair and her style ...

I do not think she is "ugly" as many people say ... I just have to admit that she is not my type when it comes to face ...

But with a body like that, her face could be much worse and she still would be considered hot ...

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

real or not, I just dont see AM's boobs fitting your frame right.

skilligan
skilligan

you owe me 2 boobs, they are real

The Headliner
The Headliner

Face looks a little insane I guess but she's insanely hot which balances it all out.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LOL that is the kinda shit that would get u a darwin award... holy shit thats going on the list of shit to put into my movie...

Freep
Freep

but thats the kinda shit that will get you a Darwin Award. not only will your Mr. Peeps get bitten off but the bite will turn you into a zombie. do you really want to be a dickless zombie? i want the afterlife to see my brilliance once rigamortis sets in!

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

FAKE.

I am the seer of all that is breastly.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

after a quick search of the interweb.... it seems that its half and half that they are fake and that they are real.

one site had topless photos from like 10 years ago and newer ones... and, to me it looks like her tits are way bigger now than they were in 2000.

but there seems to be no foregone conclusion. so let the debate rage on!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

That's in my top five best quotes from ANY Jossverse show.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

A headshot kills most types of zombies...except for those goddamn Resident Evil zombies. Those fucks just don't go down...

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LOL thats so great...

"i understand... i have a nephew thats gay"

LMFAO

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Spike: [as Rachel] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?

Spike: [as Angel] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair. Never the hair.

Spike: [as Rachel] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?

Spike: [as Angel] No, helping those in need's my job, and workin' up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.

Spike: [as Rachel] I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so...

[gasps]

Spike: [as Angel] Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

but freep, its put the added element of danger into it. as opposed to just tagging it from behind so you dont get near it mouth...

imagine the thrill of trying to give her a fucking headshot with the mouth trying to chomp away?

exhilarating!

Freep
Freep

but they are zombies so i wouldn't even bother trying to target their face. besides the fact that it puts my buddy at great risk putting it anywhere near a zombies hungry mouth i would just bust inside them, who cares if they get pregnant?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Oh...THAT headshot does nothing. I was talking about shooting it in the head with a sawed-off shotgun.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LOL well "Headshot" was just so awesome that i couldnt find anything to nearly top that...

fucking a zombie... and then giving her a "headshot" LOL... dont think it would kill her tho

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

What? I just think it's in VERY poor taste to fuck a zombie...and then perform a coup de grace on it. It's rude and it demeans the zombie. Zombies are people, too. They're Undead-(fill in nationality here).

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

they are fake. I would bet my own breasts on it.

skilligan
skilligan

i like her body, i liker he face, she is very nice, her boobs are real, she was a perfect 10 model and u have to have real boobs to be in it, they appear to be the same size as back then

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

if it was DARLA? id put them all to shame. Angelus was too busy off fucking everyone else... and Spike when it came down to it was a vagina...

inbetweem blood feasts, all darla would be doing would have been was orgasming...

Leni
Leni

I don't hate her face, she's kinda pretty. Best petite/curvy body ever, she's incredibly sexy and I love her hair.

And yeah, I think she does have implants. Better natural looking implants than saggy natural tits.