Perez Hilton: Blogging behind bars!

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Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton (whom we bastards officially hated before this) might be running his site behind bars. I’m sure he’ll love it there seeing as I heard the men in jail get a little kinky, or maybe he’ll love it just as much as Miley loved being exposed on his website (one of the two)? He might be facing serve legal charges of child pornography for posting pictures of an exposed Miley Cyrus (who is still qualifies as a minor).

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lazydayz
lazydayz

20 bucks and they're all yours. A boy's gotta pay the rent.

tool
tool

Nobody likes Perez, but this shows how images can be overcriminalized. He potentially faces serious jail and lifetime sex offender status for putting up a picture of someone in a public setting. Being naked isn't a big deal, but even taking a self-portrait if you are underage is back in felony territory.

Hannah
Hannah

Oh my god Miley Cyrus finally did something commendable. If she is the reason that this douche goes behind bars and fucking learns how to act like a human and not some annoying bitchy 15 year old girl, she will become my god.

lazydayz
lazydayz

Oh THANK FUCK. This retard should just be put down. Save money. He serves no purpose. Look at him in his dumb wig. Butt-hurt faggot. I wanna strangle him.

The Devil
The Devil

And please let Perez Hilton just hang himself behind bars.

The Devil
The Devil

I don't see how ANYBODY could call this a "fashion" site, when it's mostly starlets with big racks and reality show bitches.

Boz
Boz

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Not any REAL ones.

And the gay gentleman could be welcome here...if he found his niche.

Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason

I know nothing about fashion, just if I like what I see or not. This is why it makes things a whole lot better when the ladies are naked.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Well according to some this is a fashion site too, which I could see fitting the sterotype.

Freep
Freep

not that us bastards wouldnt be accepting but this isnt particularly the site for a gay gentleman, no? hot chicks get posted and we express our various aspirations to fuck hot chick.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I don't think we have any gay Moejackson Bastards.

...at least not any that'll admit it.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Seeing as how he is SOOOOoo flamboyantly gay, if anything he was posted for the Bastardly Male Homosexual demographic, Moe.

:P

aussiegrrrrrrrl
aussiegrrrrrrrl

Ewww... I was going to kill you guys if you put this up for eye candy for the women... Gross

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Put him solitary while he serves his prison term, he is such a social creature that will mess with the most.

BryanZee
BryanZee

Ugliest THING i've ever seen.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

If he goes to jail, we should totally throw a "Perez is getting his shit tore up in prison party".