Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

Guess who’s back!? Kourtney and Khloe. I sadly always the find the Kardashian’s super entertaining. This week spoiler: Khloe’s vag gets burned by older sister. I figure she did it out of spite, after all she is married to Scott. Apparently, Kourtney gives up alcohol for motherhood…why not just give up Scott? I am convinced it’s better for the baby. Definitely a quality episode for all my bastards out there! Watch it here!


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d55
d55

Fuck anyone involved in shoving these nobody, worthless, famous-for-nothing whores down our throats.

major_got_banned
major_got_banned

bah. miami is filled with mexicans. stay in your weightclass vato.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Yea but I'm simple like that

:)

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

With the volume off, there is nothing to hate, just lots of "bouncing"...

miley virus
miley virus

give these 2 bitches a reality series with phil spector, robert blake and OJ

Bowser
Bowser

Hey I will fuck you up. They don't look Mexican. You're a fucking idiot for thinking these two pieces of garbage came from my country. There aren't many Mexicans in Miami dumbass. Have you been there? It's mostly Cubans.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Nah. He's just some lowly newfag that wants attention. He can't even troll right.

major_got_banned
major_got_banned

who are you, the border patrol? thanks for the tip. let me know when i actually do insult you personally.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

..so Miami = Mexicans in your mind?

You want to explain that to the very large Cuban population there?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Oh I haven't stooped that low yet. I hate those pretty wild girls so much!!!

Boz
Boz

so, it's like a snowball effect..whenever I said o rly?, lazydays would post this that owl's pic and then FoxyRoxy would go madly happy.. haha..

major_got_banned
major_got_banned

bring it playa. i cant help that they look mexican. why do you think they based their show in miami?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Oh...Nina Nina Nina....

We never admit these things in public, first Maheen now you... >.

Ok in other news Ill admit to having watched "Pretty Wild" from E!. Although in my defense I watched it with the volume muted.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I'm pretty sure we have Ryan Seacrest to blame for their show, he seems to be the creator and producer of most of the D-listers who have reality shows on the E! Network.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

To regain them, you must do a Karen Gillan entry!!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Yay! I feel like a little kid, everytime I see that pic I laugh.

Maheen
Maheen

NEVER. MUST REGAIN THEM BACK.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I must concur with this statement.

Dane Cook wiping his ass was funnier than that. So...if you want to BAWWWW about the fact that I called you on your shit, don't do it here. Go BAWWWW somewhere else.

Or better yet, go an hero. Please.

Leni
Leni

The yellow/black swimming suit little Monkey has on is fucking hot.

lazydayz
lazydayz

haha I feel like I'll be letting you down if I don't.

Boz
Boz

you deserve a rock for always replying my "o rly?" comment with that pic! lol.

Boz
Boz

Hahaha..

lazydayz
lazydayz

She burns her vagina? I have to at least watch that episode.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I think Catie has very thick skin. And I like to think I do too. I just don't see the humor in your post.

Freep
Freep

because they are addicting. im glad i dont have cable because i just know i would end up watching these shows too!

Freep
Freep

Bowser reps for mexico, he wants to beat you up.

Boz
Boz

whyy!?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I watch this and I watch keeping up with the Kardashians and Kendra!!

that-davo-bastard
that-davo-bastard

who are these awful people & more to the point who gave them their own show? i weep for the future of visual entertainment.....

ps. they both look like feral pigs

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

OK, Maheen you just lost cool points with me, confessing to liking this trainwreck of a family and their show.

Boz
Boz

o rly?

theVIRGIN
theVIRGIN

Whores like the Kardashian sisters make me never want to have sex with a female. EVER!!!

Bowser
Bowser

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeti
Yeti

Don't know anyone that does. Kourtney has a nice bikini though.

Maheen
Maheen

If only you were Khole, you could have it all of your body.

Maheen
Maheen

k-hole. the irony

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

Is there some reason Khloe is mispelled Khole three times here? Or is it some kind of play on K-hole?

NO FAT CHICKS
NO FAT CHICKS

The Beast is still a beast. When did Kourtney become the hot one? Fat Assed Kimmy had her beat until she fucked up her face with botox and kept carving up her nose.

I'D LIKE TO SUCK SOME MILK OUTTA KOURTNEY'S TITTAYS.

skilligan
skilligan

does anyone watch that show?