10 comments
Boz
Boz

"Is that what I'm going to look like 15 years later?"

horny guy
horny guy

"Look honey, that guy is old and shriveled and he's still got a schlong bigger than mine"

Freep
Freep

"I was glad I didn't have a penis cause if I was I'd have a huge boner non stop!"

thats why i want to go to a nude beach. pride!

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Ok, Croatia I believe because I find Croats amongst the most beautiful people in the world.

Leni
Leni

lol! I've seen so many hot girls in Croatia I quickly got dressed and went home ashamed of my looks, haha

Seriously, Croatia and Spain, I've seen so many gorgeous people I was glad I didn't have a penis cause if I was I'd have a huge boner non stop!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

That is not true Foxy.

The problem is that they are at the PRIVATE nudist beaches.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

LOL! There's never hot people on nudist beaches!

Leni
Leni

I love nude beaches, because there's lots of hot people to stare at and hideous fat whales to laugh at.

skilligan
skilligan

"i should get one of my kitchen knives and cut this guy"