BREAKING!! Britney Spears Got A Tall Frap From Starbucks!!

These were snapped yesterday afternoon in Calabasas.

Obviously this doesn’t look good, but she has a right to enjoy all her cash, right? I’m pretty sure months before dropping her next album, Britney will hire a team of personal trainers to get her back into shape! That’s the perks of having tons of dough. Sucks for the rest of us…

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the kitten
the kitten

does she actually have stains on her pants? i will never understand this woman

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

I've seen way too many pictures of fat Britney with a cup of Starbucks in her hands, to the point where I am conditioned like a Pavlov dog. Everytime I see Starbucks, I think of Fat Britney and steer clear of Starbucks.

Boz
Boz

*sigh

10 years ago she was like the hottest girl in the world, now.... this is so heartbreaking.

spangly
spangly

I'm sure she eats lots of Funyons. Nasty swamp trash.

spangly
spangly

You have hit the nail on the proverbial head... while just missing my fingers...close call!

hula
hula

"I'm pretty sure months before dropping her next album, Britney will hire a team of personal trainers to get her back into shape!" -- aw the ever optimistic

it will be the same as always, she'll wear corsets and whatnot to cover her stomach, lots of photoshop, etc.

hula
hula

haha bs scale

cali-17
cali-17

I don't know if it has more to do with her super hot past or her super skanky present or the combination of the two, but Brit is still number one on my "do list" - even if she's a little too round or a little too unshowered. I know I've heard somebody say this before, but can't you just imagine texting your buddies - "you won't believe who I'm inside of right now." You'd have an awesome story to tell forever.

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

I think she has Cute Toes - she goes out not giving a Rat's Ass over how she looks, and she does look better than most regular chicks

hula
hula

If the shoe fits..

hula
hula

I was super confused, they don't look 100% like boots like you say, they are so ugly it's an insult to boots to call them that

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

No...those are open toed boots.

Although, I suspect they used to be regular boots until the putrid nature of her feet caused the toe area to rot away...

hula
hula

no. 1 why is she under 'babes'?!!

no. 2 open toed sandal heel wtf

nybiggs
nybiggs

Was watching TMZ and apparently she needs to use the bathroom like every hour. The only reason she bought that drink was to use the facilities.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

ok, ive always thought she was pretty attractive, but the dry and crispy looking blonde hair, no one can pull that look off...

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Oh...you left out the biggest thing that always wrong in a picture of Britney Spears....BRITNEY. 99.999999999% of the time, that's the REAL problem.

Ari
Ari

not to mention the dark roots she needs to dye (well, she needs to just go back to a natural color...), the ugly sunglasses, and shoes she needs to leave in a ditch.

But I agree- always something wrong! I just think that should be plural! : )

skilligan
skilligan

we need to start judging her on the Britney Scale (b.s.) scale. for a regular girl she is indeed dirty and blah, but on the b.s. scale she looks thin, mostly clean, an 8 in that scale

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

She should just retire and try and work on being a mom

Leni
Leni

To me, she has always been an ugly, down dyndrome eyed mess with nasty bitten nails. I bet she smells like urine and onion farts.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

She god a stain on her pants. There's always something wrong in every picture she takes.